The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 06, 2019

Give him a break. Haven’t you heard that the best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup?

Trouble is brewing!

I used to date a coffee bean. She could be made instantly, but, she preferred the regular grind…

Gosh – she’s nearly frothing at the mouth. I do hope they are going for the espresso divorce and can avoid formal charges and mug shots.

“Little Latte Lupe Lu”

They’re both getting old…. he can’t get a handle on it.

They used to go out on a Saturday night and come home “in their cups” …. he’s not used to seeing them both at home in glasses.

He doesn’t want to be a drip… but their relationship was going stale.

He hates being put on the shelf…. or feeling like he’s going to pot.

Somehow, nothing is as clear as it was …. he’s losing the filters he always had.

All he really wants is for his wife to be sweet again…

and she wants to know he still thinks she’s hot.

Can he urn her trust again?

Can’t you please put this divorce on the back burner for now…..

maybe give them time to pour out their hearts to each other, before it’s all a sad waste?

I think they’re both Chock full o’Nuts!

Talk about asking for an order in the courtroom!

Talk about asking for an order in the courtroom!

Maybe it will be Best to Seattle out of court.

Bottomless drinks at Starbucks? How come nobody told me?

They should rethink the divorce. They take a long time to percolate.

You’ll just have to grind it out!

She’s just gone cold…

It happened at the Starbucks of County Down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jEUDZ10aVM

She felt he was too “carafety”!

A weekend special – 3 puns for the price of one!

She wasn’t just some lukewarm brewnette.

Well who’d want to stick with that nasty ol’ Folgers anyways?!?!?

To paraphrase the hippies of my day back in the 60’s, “If you drink Folgers, you’re too old.”

And he didn’t use a filter!

They were also caught French pressing.

She probably looks like that Greek movie star from a few decades ago, Melitta Mercouri