The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 23, 2019

Clothes? Again? Gee thanks…

What did you think he was going to get, an expandable nose mitten?

He was “pine-ing” for a new coat

Great comments above.

“Go ahead Pinocchio, try Itt on.”

Pinocchio’s starting to suspect that Geppetto’s gone from eccentric to barking mad.

Yew know, I pine for a poplar coat like that to spruce me up.

“Jimmy Crickets, Geppetto, have you seen my Uncle Douglas lately?”

I wooden like to see any more Pinocchio puns for a while.

I thought Pinocchio was made from cedar … for that “clean boy smell.”

Wow. Great comments today! I’ve nothing to birch about.

He’s gonna get needled by all his friends.

Heh, Geppetto has a chain saw!

All these puns? That’s it! I’m leafing.

I love the chainsaw in the background!

It is what real boys are wearing nowadays

Today’s comments are quite illus-treeous.

If he doesn’t want it, he can leave it to beaver…

Geppetto’s a lumberjack and he’s okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day…

I am not sure I get this

Pinocchio is getting a little too nosy.

Kramer was right about going stag. Now, I’m wondering if Amazon-Prime sells kilts.

Stop needling the lad.

Needles to say, yew wont get to wear it.

I thought he had a wooden heart!

If he doesn’t like the coat, he can pack it away in his trunk.

Pinocchio really needs to let his xylem to be phloem.

I bet it sheds…

Wow – those needles actually look like animal fur!