The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 05, 2024

where was he looking?

What was the gift?

He thought he could land a haymaker.

“But doesn’t he know I was only horsing around?”

Wow, those hooves, and those shoes !

Be glad he did not kick you!

Where should you punch a gift horse?

Never play with a horse’s heineken. It won’t be a Lite punch you get.

Can’t tell if the horse is walking out or Dancing out. (Needs more cowbell anyways)

Why is this a gift horse?

you shouldn’t be punching any horse that can also walk on two hooves cause it can use the other hooves to it’s advantage.

That punch came with quite a kick.

Scary thought, gonna give me nightmares…

“he’s okay… he’s just a little horse”… cough cough

He’s not wearing a bow. How do you know he’s a gift?

This is all Greek to me.

We’ll raise up our glasses against evil forces singing, Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses. Lyrics: Beer for my horses.

Unless you’re Mongo, you probably shouldn’t be punching horses period.

Would have been funnier if the guy’s name was Alex (or Mongo)

Particularly when he has an iron shoe attached to his foot

Didn’t look like Jim was doing much of the punching anyway.

??

He’s not Mongo.