The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 02, 2024

Inconceivable.

Aw, the word does have 2 meanings!

“Mean” is the operative word here. What else did anybody expect from the Wicked Witch of the Rest Stop?

Life in the fast lane….

It does so too, except mine says “Slow children at Play”

It means they’re not very smart.

Does her broom have a handicapped sticker on it?!

Doesn’t she have some flying monkeys to go catch them?

How’d ya theenks she gots her leg injure in the first place.

The children are pretty fast.

I always think the same thing when I see those.

I think that some of the neighborhoods around here are awful. They’re apparently too cheap to get dogs. You see their Watch Children signs everywhere.

Don’t you hags worry. Halloween is right around the corner and they’ll walk right up to your door.

Looks like both the witches are slow, in different ways…

Slow children are everywhere these days. She shouldn’t have any problem nabbing kids staring at their phones, oblivious to the world around them…