The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 07, 2024

Hazel’s last tinkle!!!

I guess washing after using the toilet is out of the question.

At first the bidet’s stream was soothing to the broom-handle burn.

LOL

The Curse this House sign!

“I’m melting, what a world, what a world”!

At least the toilet paper is installed correctly.

That had to sting!

Bidet your problems away

The ultimate swirley!

But does the water swirl clockwise or counter-clockwise?

(Depends where the equator is)

Bad beer does that to me …. at least, that´s what it feels like.

Butt first …

Seems like a dangerous appliance to have for a witch. Sorta like a slug living with salt block furniture

There was burning in Hazel’s loins!

Witches always get it in the end.

I love my bidet and never need to worry about another TP shortage

She had to take a Witchy poo.

Is that a better or worse way to go than having a house land on you?

That dam-ned Dorothy….see what you started….

OH no, that’s horrible — but I got a good laugh out of it. But, ewwwwwww.

I wish pelosie would do it.

What a horrible way to go LOL !

We were watching a Poirot TV show from the 90s and Inspector Japp washed his face in one.

So that’s how you get Witch Hazel.

Bidets really hate @sses. When they see one coming on, they spit at it.

Another case for Plumbob the Plumber.

At least she’s wicked clean now. Makes me wonder how witches bathe. They must use a load of baby powder.

Does this mean there are no witches in France?

Toil(et) Toil(et) bubble and boil…

Of all the parts of the body to start melting first, that’s the worst.

If witches can’t touch water, do they even pee?

Curses, foiled again!

All this talk of bidets makes me think of my first “exposure” to one, albeit in a movie: “Bon Voyage”, from Disney (1962). When the family, led by Fred MacMurray and Jane Wyman, gets to their Paris hotel room, Kevin Corcoran as the younger son goes to the bathroom and screams that the toilet squirted him. My mother was aware of bidets at the time and was hoping that they would show it, but no such luck (they wouldn’t/couldn’t even show toilets then – “protect the children”, I guess). Being only 9 at the time, I had no idea what this was all about).