Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 29, 2015
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Tom the dancing bug ruben bollig Good afternoon, Did you know that nasa is planning to spend $50 million to develop a system to detect and destroy asteroids that are o course to collide with the earth? Scientists believe that if a large asteroid hot the earth, the impact would send so much dust into the stratospherem sunlight would be blocked for deacde, causing mass starvation, They say it was this disaster that killed the dinosaurs and the same fate could befall us. But is the proposed high tech defense really necessary? Why not get to the root of the problem quest! if we keep or world properly spic and plan there would ne no diysr to be thrown catastrophally into our atmosphere! Of course, keeping our homes, gardens and street spotless wouldn't be enough, we would sen volunteers to every corner of the globe throughly dusting everything! An steroid colliding with the earth would fall harmlessly a squeaky clean surface. we would end up with a planet not only safe from astroid catastrophe but also clean enough to eat off of! what killed the dinosaurs? They didn't keep their world today enough! lest not make that same mistake! Paid for by the association for species survival good housekeeping
Randy B Premium Member about 9 years ago
Well, that’s just silly.
pumaman about 9 years ago
It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to dust it.
(with apologies to Steven Wright)
Darsan54 Premium Member about 9 years ago
Hmmmm, I see Sen. Inhofe’s next talking point.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 9 years ago
The one that passed by Sunday missed us but it was close.
wcorvi about 9 years ago
I KNEW IT! It’s them nasty scientists, creatin’ another hoax to get money.
Linguist about 9 years ago
Question: What do you do with all the dust you’ve dusted up ?
Talking Bag about 9 years ago
Bolling is amusing, but I come here for the cogent commentary. This is a bizarre locus for deep thinkers. To answer Linguist’s question, you brush it all under Trumps rug.
CynicHedgehog about 9 years ago
And so began The (Felix) Unger Games.
Kip W about 9 years ago
The horrific secret of household dust is how much of it comes from the dead skin cells our body discards.
IT’S PEOPLE!
sixam about 9 years ago
Are you saying that the dinosaurs were killed by a giant fart?
jpozenel about 9 years ago
Finally! Some good sound science that we can rely on.
What? Me worried ? about 9 years ago
50 million for the system and 100 billion for kick backs !
kapock about 9 years ago
It is sort of gross how much of our food is grown in the dirt.