Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 01, 2024

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    salakfarm Premium Member 9 months ago

    Time to cut off the R’s Johnson. – A nihilist

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    braindead Premium Member 9 months ago

    Gingrich

    Hastert

    Boehner

    Ryan

    McCarthy

    and now… Moses. Er Johnson.

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    Republican heroes, all.

    An amazing collection of, uh, johnsons.

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    Panufo  9 months ago

    Jesus was fully human, and asked legit questions like “Who touched me?” It wasn’t rhetorical, he really wanted to know. Johnson wouldn’t get it.

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    Cpeckbourlioux  9 months ago

    Nailed it, as usual.

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    SNVBD  9 months ago

    We had two children through IVF and we still have a couple of embryos in the freezer. Can I apply for extra tax credits now because under this reasoning we don’t have 2 but 8 children! But what if we divorce?? Will I have to pay child support for all 8 of them then??

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    Stopthespendingnow  9 months ago

    That’s actually pretty funny!Kudos, Reuben. You just made a MAGA conservative Christian Republican laugh. Unlike Democrats, we have a sense of humor. Too bad you’ll be going to hell, though.

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    Tradewinds309  9 months ago

    IVF means in vitro fertilisation. The “IVF fertilisation” in panel 6 is redundant.

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    WaitingMan  9 months ago

    Speaker Johnson. Another “good christian” who believes that making billionaires wealthier is a better use of taxpayer dollars than feeding hungry children.

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    timbob2313 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Johnson is a NAT C. NAT Cs are pseudo Christians, you do the math

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    Wit Memo Premium Member 9 months ago

    The Alabama Supreme Court, Samuel Alito, Speaker Johnson and their ilk are actually Deep State plants on a mission to cement Agolf Twittler’s second straight election loss. Discuss.

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    notmoving Premium Member 9 months ago

    He gets us.

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    Decepticomic  9 months ago

    Jesus was black.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Funny and too close to the truth concerning Speaker Johnson.

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    hmofo813 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Pedantic observation alert: nitpicking, I know, but Jesus would have known what abortion was. It existed well before his time, and well before the earliest Old Testament writings as well. Yet neither book makes any mention of it.

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    Carl  Premium Member 9 months ago

    If he’s just an iron age carpenter who cares what he has to say.

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    Sovie Premium Member 9 months ago

    Would be even funnier if Jesus wasn’t represented with white skin and blond hair…

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    Rich Douglas  9 months ago

    Or funding the government. Or legislating immigration reform. Or….

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    Kurtass Premium Member 9 months ago

    “Save me white Jesus”

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    willie_mctell  9 months ago

    Aspirational hearing wins the day.

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    eddi-TBH  9 months ago

    Jay may love his enemies, but he’s pretty POed at a lot of his followers lately. “I took Dad’s advice on how to get your attention. Here’s hurricanes, floods, fire and drought! Now do you understand?” Yup! Got it 110%, h0m0s are the Devils children." “Agggghh!! That’s it! Call Lou and tell him I’m calling off the Apocalypse. He can have the job of sorting them out.”

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    AtomicForce91 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Aliens will come into your land and you will serve them. You will lend to them and they will not borrow from you.

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    JohnTheFoole  9 months ago

    interpret as thy will….

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