We had two children through IVF and we still have a couple of embryos in the freezer. Can I apply for extra tax credits now because under this reasoning we don’t have 2 but 8 children! But what if we divorce?? Will I have to pay child support for all 8 of them then??
That’s actually pretty funny!Kudos, Reuben. You just made a MAGA conservative Christian Republican laugh. Unlike Democrats, we have a sense of humor. Too bad you’ll be going to hell, though.
Speaker Johnson. Another “good christian” who believes that making billionaires wealthier is a better use of taxpayer dollars than feeding hungry children.
The Alabama Supreme Court, Samuel Alito, Speaker Johnson and their ilk are actually Deep State plants on a mission to cement Agolf Twittler’s second straight election loss. Discuss.
Pedantic observation alert: nitpicking, I know, but Jesus would have known what abortion was. It existed well before his time, and well before the earliest Old Testament writings as well. Yet neither book makes any mention of it.
Jay may love his enemies, but he’s pretty POed at a lot of his followers lately. “I took Dad’s advice on how to get your attention. Here’s hurricanes, floods, fire and drought! Now do you understand?” Yup! Got it 110%, h0m0s are the Devils children." “Agggghh!! That’s it! Call Lou and tell him I’m calling off the Apocalypse. He can have the job of sorting them out.”
salakfarm Premium Member 8 months ago
Time to cut off the R’s Johnson. – A nihilist
braindead Premium Member 8 months ago
Gingrich
Hastert
Boehner
Ryan
McCarthy
and now… Moses. Er Johnson.
.
Republican heroes, all.
An amazing collection of, uh, johnsons.
Panufo 8 months ago
Jesus was fully human, and asked legit questions like “Who touched me?” It wasn’t rhetorical, he really wanted to know. Johnson wouldn’t get it.
Cpeckbourlioux 8 months ago
Nailed it, as usual.
SNVBD 8 months ago
We had two children through IVF and we still have a couple of embryos in the freezer. Can I apply for extra tax credits now because under this reasoning we don’t have 2 but 8 children! But what if we divorce?? Will I have to pay child support for all 8 of them then??
Stopthespendingnow 8 months ago
That’s actually pretty funny!Kudos, Reuben. You just made a MAGA conservative Christian Republican laugh. Unlike Democrats, we have a sense of humor. Too bad you’ll be going to hell, though.
Tradewinds309 8 months ago
IVF means in vitro fertilisation. The “IVF fertilisation” in panel 6 is redundant.
WaitingMan 8 months ago
Speaker Johnson. Another “good christian” who believes that making billionaires wealthier is a better use of taxpayer dollars than feeding hungry children.
timbob2313 Premium Member 8 months ago
Johnson is a NAT C. NAT Cs are pseudo Christians, you do the math
Wit Memo Premium Member 8 months ago
The Alabama Supreme Court, Samuel Alito, Speaker Johnson and their ilk are actually Deep State plants on a mission to cement Agolf Twittler’s second straight election loss. Discuss.
notmoving Premium Member 8 months ago
He gets us.
Decepticomic 8 months ago
Jesus was black.
Teto85 Premium Member 8 months ago
Funny and too close to the truth concerning Speaker Johnson.
hmofo813 Premium Member 8 months ago
Pedantic observation alert: nitpicking, I know, but Jesus would have known what abortion was. It existed well before his time, and well before the earliest Old Testament writings as well. Yet neither book makes any mention of it.
Carl Premium Member 8 months ago
If he’s just an iron age carpenter who cares what he has to say.
Sovie Premium Member 8 months ago
Would be even funnier if Jesus wasn’t represented with white skin and blond hair…
Rich Douglas 8 months ago
Or funding the government. Or legislating immigration reform. Or….
Kurtass Premium Member 8 months ago
“Save me white Jesus”
willie_mctell 8 months ago
Aspirational hearing wins the day.
eddi-TBH 8 months ago
Jay may love his enemies, but he’s pretty POed at a lot of his followers lately. “I took Dad’s advice on how to get your attention. Here’s hurricanes, floods, fire and drought! Now do you understand?” Yup! Got it 110%, h0m0s are the Devils children." “Agggghh!! That’s it! Call Lou and tell him I’m calling off the Apocalypse. He can have the job of sorting them out.”
AtomicForce91 Premium Member 8 months ago
Aliens will come into your land and you will serve them. You will lend to them and they will not borrow from you.
JohnTheFoole 8 months ago
interpret as thy will….