I like this one. :D
“Why use oral hygiene when there is magic?”
They edited all this out in the Harry Potter books!
“…might or magic?”
Might or might not.
Oughtta be a duck in there somewhere – QUACK
Trying to get all the good karma to balance all the black-magic karma?
He’s the Jimmy Carter of wizards. “Cold? Put on a sweater.”
I wonder if the Wiz gave the couple a little bottle of Love Potion Number 9
I think Harry Potter would be a lot more helpful.
“My name is Karen. I want to speak to a manager.”
The toothbrush must have been invented by a hillbilly – anyone else would have called it a TEETHbrush.
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Fiammata about 6 years ago
I like this one. :D
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 6 years ago
“Why use oral hygiene when there is magic?”
Nachikethass about 6 years ago
They edited all this out in the Harry Potter books!
gammaguy about 6 years ago
“…might or magic?”
Might or might not.
sandpiper about 6 years ago
Oughtta be a duck in there somewhere – QUACK
littlejohn Premium Member about 6 years ago
Trying to get all the good karma to balance all the black-magic karma?
enigmamz about 6 years ago
He’s the Jimmy Carter of wizards. “Cold? Put on a sweater.”
Doug Taylor Premium Member about 6 years ago
I wonder if the Wiz gave the couple a little bottle of Love Potion Number 9
cubswin2016 about 6 years ago
I think Harry Potter would be a lot more helpful.
Display about 6 years ago
“My name is Karen. I want to speak to a manager.”
T- Mak about 6 years ago
The toothbrush must have been invented by a hillbilly – anyone else would have called it a TEETHbrush.