Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 29, 2019

You drank it last night. Besides the Red Bull, we have a case of cream soda and orange fanta left.

That’s something you don’t see every day. A ship with wings.

Should be OK, as long as the ship isn’t a junk built in China.

Note to King…Red Bull gives you wings…

Might as well. Same effect. The boat gets a stain on the bow and floats off to work.

a ship that can fly as well as float? hmmm…

Why waste good beverage? Fill the empty with urine and have at it.

Here’s the origin of the practice: http://mentalfloss.com/article/12612/why-are-bottles-champagne-smashed-new-ships

So that’s what happened to that cup of coffee on GOT.

There’s lots of bull when the king is involved.

There is a company called Gallywear who makes a “christening bottle”. It is a pre-scored bottle (to break easier) wrapped in a plastic sheet so the glass doesn’t fly everywhere or end up in the water.

it’s a ship. it doesn’t need wings.

I hope you are urinating yourself.

That’ll turn it into an airplane.