Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 30, 2020

Except… things grow with this stuff.

Better not work for the DNC. They probably have mushrooms growing on their stuff.

I wonder, where it sucks the most?

Congressional cleaning crew.

He prefers horses to bulls?

Could be they hope Hercules will come by after pissing off a river and clean the stables for them.

Plus, it’s all you can eat!

Modern political situation being what it is, this one is too easy

LOL! Well-played!

I see Sarah Sanders got a new job.

Can’t imagine all the crap flying around the finks castle…

Yes. We know…

He may have to shovel it and he may have to eat it, but he doesn’t have to take it.

NOT!

A lot less what?

“…and what there is smells better.”

With apologies to Eleanor Shelstrop, the expression is “horse shirt.”