Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 11, 2020

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    I Mad Am I  about 4 years ago

    A one time… I did a little bit of research on teeth cleaning. I wanted to put it in a story I was writing. But the results of that research gave me a little bit of a nightmare… so I only used a little bit of it. People in ancient times tried everything to whiten their teeth! And when I say everything – I mean it! Stuff we have learned should kill yourself! But the one I thought the most stomach turning – badger urine!!!

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    eromlig  about 4 years ago

    He wanted dental floss, not mental floss.

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    BigDaveGlass  about 4 years ago

    Knot a good look…

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    rshive  about 4 years ago

    Flossing ain’t what it used to be.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  about 4 years ago

    “…is an F.

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    jpayne4040  about 4 years ago

    I am so glad they have things now that can floss your teeth. It’s so much easier than using that string thing!

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    David Henderson  about 4 years ago

    I did not know the Wizard was into self bondage.

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    jagedlo  about 4 years ago

    payback for Sunday’s WOI (https://www.gocomics.com/wizardofid/2020/08/09?ct=v&cti=2208697)?

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    lars_doyle  about 4 years ago

    Goes to show that most humans have been pretty much stupid from the beginning. My favorite is the selfie. The selfie has resulted in thousands of deaths. But as Earl Pitts would say, “stupid people do stupid things”.

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    preacherman Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I usually floss first and then brush. Doing the reverse would require a rinse step.

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    He keeps stringing along, his NOT SO GOOD spells..

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    That is distinctly like the first time I tried to use rope underwater trying to recover an outboard motor. Scuba divers really hate string.

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    Herb L 1954  about 4 years ago

    Make a sting bikini for the wife,Wiz ;)

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I use floss in fly-tying. But the Wiz look like he would make a terrible fly.

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    geese28  about 4 years ago

    Wonder how the hair dryer would work

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    mi_sbs  about 4 years ago

    Just gave me a great idea of how to go to my next dentist appointment

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    JPuzzleWhiz  about 4 years ago

    The wizard got thrown for a floss!

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    CrunChewy McSandyButt  about 4 years ago

    Who brushes THEN flosses? Seems counterintuitive.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Got to stop one spell before you start the next one.. one of the first thing you learn in wizardry.

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    fix-n-fly  about 4 years ago

    Put down the wand and pick up a recorder… nope, on second thought, playing the recorder would leave the mouth closed so the floss couldn’t snake in and out between the teeth.

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    bennie33801  about 4 years ago

    Oh don’t badger yourself over it

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    redback  about 4 years ago

    remember: “swish and flick”

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