Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 16, 2021

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    KLSeering  almost 4 years ago

    “No, absolutely not! Your MASK does not make your butt look big!”

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    Imagine  almost 4 years ago

    It doesn’t need a mask for that.

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    Farside99  almost 4 years ago

    Any sane guy knows to say, “It always looks just the right size.”

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    Jayalexander  almost 4 years ago

    Kemo sabe. Great White Father says you’d look better with a tutu. If your not having fun you’re doing something wrong.

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    SamuelMeasa  almost 4 years ago

    I’d be more worried she’s holding her nose to high and can’t see over her mask.

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    flashdrive1988  almost 4 years ago

    Rodney: “Naaaa … Your butt is big, but that is not because of your mask.”……………“Ouch!”

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    KenseidenXL  almost 4 years ago

    No, your dress does that all by itself….

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    BigDaveGlass  almost 4 years ago

    No, but as neither mask is covering your mouth you would be just as well take it off…

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    Qiset  almost 4 years ago

    Maybe it’s time to sing that song about liking big butts.

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    sandpiper  almost 4 years ago

    The give me liberty or give me death question

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    jagedlo  almost 4 years ago

    Poor Rodney, always engaged in no-win scenarios!

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    cdward  almost 4 years ago

    It would help if they both knew HOW to wear a mask.

    And if Rodney’s smart he won’t answer the question.

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    ellisc  almost 4 years ago

    A woman’s butt can never be too big!

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    Snoopy_Fan  almost 4 years ago

    The correct answer is, “Of course not, but it makes your boobs look big and I LOVE that!”

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    flemmingo  almost 4 years ago

    Rodney needs to get bigger mask. One that not only covers his snoz but his mouth too!

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    HarryLime Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Rodney needs an XXXL mask.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    Without even looking, Rodney answers, knowing if he says yes, he’s doomed! OY!

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    Doug K  almost 4 years ago

    “Sorry. I can’t really see anything with my mask on. (And you know I can’t take it off.)”

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Not at all. However, it makes your eyes disappear.

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    preacherman Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    No, it makes your eyes look beautiful.

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    Amra Leo  almost 4 years ago

    Well, to all the people complaining that the masks don’t cover their noses, there ya go…

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    carlosrivers  almost 4 years ago

    I don’t know, let me see your butt

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    tcayer  almost 4 years ago

    Neither one covers their mouths! Useless!

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    Watchdog  almost 4 years ago

    Always the right answer

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    KEA  almost 4 years ago

    no bigger than it actually is… wait, er, let me rephrase that

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    joefearsnothing  almost 4 years ago

    Run like hell boy!

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    DawnQuinn1  almost 4 years ago

    With the size of Rodney’s nose, it is impossible for the mask to cover his mouth.

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    cactusbob333  almost 4 years ago

    Absolutely not! Does that thing have it’s own zip code?

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    Numbnumb  almost 4 years ago

    He should take another look….(snicker).

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    Plods with ...™  almost 4 years ago

    Nope. It’s that bustle.

    What’s that? You’re not wearing a bustle? Oh carp

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    No, your butt just makes the mask look small.

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    gammaguy  almost 4 years ago

    “Does this mask make my butt look big?”

    That depends on where you wear it.

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    Eric S   almost 4 years ago

    why did the wall disappear? Bad photoshopping of previous scene?

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    oakie817  almost 4 years ago

    i made the mistake of saying to my 3 exes: no, your butt makes your butt look big

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    geese28  almost 4 years ago

    Don’t answer that Rodney!!!!

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 4 years ago

    “Yes!! Just the way I like it!!”

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    WentBrown  almost 4 years ago

    Not again……..

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    Ukko wilko  almost 4 years ago

    The face diapers enhance no one’s looks.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    No. That’s your bustle.

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