Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 19, 2021

No Anchovies, Please. :-D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DsXM1h6t-k

Pizza with snails ? . . . Bleah !

Wis will have a marmalade sandwich instead then as it has all of the daily nutrition a wizard needs.

… and one to go as “a wise wizard always keeps a marmalade sandwich in his hat in case of emergency.”

The snails are standard sir. We’ve got a bit of dampness in the kitchen.

My wife and I always add pineapple and olives to a store bought pizza!

Adds that extra to take it to the next level.

Still low class compared to other kingdoms.

I think that would be good, with plenty of garlic !

Medieval pizza, eh?

To drink, we’ll have a pitcher of diet soda.

I’ll have a pizza that (Hold the snails though)….

Since this is set in Europe, I’ll have mine in Neapolitan style pizza, if you please.

Pardon me, “Pizza with Escargot.”

Most prestigious, Blanche? How many stars did it get on Yelp?

‘And I need a bit of fibre, so leave the shells on!’ >B^D

Escargot would really be gourmet…

I would like to try an escargot pizza, or maybe a calamari one!

Still better than pineapple!

Well the most prestigious restaurant in the Kingdom of ID is the Pizzeria???

Excellent, though I would have the snails on the side. A side car to go. …yup s car go

Just leave it out in the garden, they’ll show up.

According to something I read once a 5 start restaurant is one where you can order whatever you want and have it just the way you want it. …I’d order a PB&J with crunchy peanut butter and concord grape jam.

Escargot. Probably spelled it wrong.

Oh oh do they have a turkey club sandwich? ;p

Back in my meat-eating days, I ordered snails at a nice restaurant. They were delicious!

That could be delicious

Why is the Wiz’s wife (Bertha? Ethel? Weird Feet?) complaining? Obviously, pizza is on the menu.

“Beef and kidney pie with mashed spuds!”

Don’t forget the caviar and truffles.

You’ll have to wait an hour, it takes the snails a lot of time to get on the pizza.

What’s with the spacing in the speech bubbles?

Now I will have to get pizza for lunch. It’s going to eat at me all day until I have pizza.

And truffles. My new life’s goal – to find or make (might get expensive) a tasty escargot and truffle pizza.

Wiz is such a GUY! I love him for it

Escargot pizza: you just insulted both Italy and France. May as well go all the way with your desecration and place each slug inside a pineapple ring.

The third panel depicts the prestigious restaurant very effectively.

Snails? That’s disgusting! I want chicken and onion toppings.