Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 06, 2022

The first time I heard that expression I thought it was “a nominal egg.”

Do you want arms of Sylvester Stallone or Twiggy; legs of Mira Sorvino or the stay-puff man?

That got macabre fast.

“I only meant that figuratively!”

“Well, just so you know, I’m planning to pay you literally.”

Does he also have in his basement, a tall gentleman with battery charging terminals on his neck and a flat-top hair style?

That’s how the Wiz got so long in the tooth…..

Don’t tells me you has an assistant called Igor down there too.

You’d think the Wiz would be able to conjure up something to address his dental issues, but then there would be no joke today.

Is Lyman there?

Wiz killed Lyman and this is proof

well, that’s convenient for ya.

Two arms, two arms, the British are coming!

Wiz is going out on a limb here…

So the Wiz is an arms dealer?

There’s some things you keep to yourself Wiz! This is one of them….

Now that’s funny. Only Dr Frankenstein has a better supply than Wiz

Cool, that other Wizard couldn’t even manage a brain and a heart.

Wonder if wiz has a good throwing arm for basketball…

Sounds like the funeral home

Just make sure not to mention the skeletons he has in the closet.

Don’t look in Wiz’s basement

Oh No! Doc, you just set the price. You will now have to accept a real stinking Arm and Leg as payment.

Is the writer from Scary Gary filling in today?

Fried chicken?

You may want to think over your fees, Doctor.