Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 12, 2024

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 9 months ago

    Just by chance a Ritz cracker, Super Bowl…leading up to!

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    oldthang  9 months ago

    Really pushing your luck there, Wiz!

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    The Duke  9 months ago

    Everything tastes better on a Ritz!

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    charliefarmrhere  9 months ago

    For me, Garlic Ritz with a can of spray on “Easy Cheese”, American or Cheddar cheese.

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    electricshadow Premium Member 9 months ago

    I bet the ants will go crazy in the bedroom before the wife gets back.

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    Doug K  9 months ago

    He’s already getting crumbs in the sheets. Do you know what that can lead to? On Sesame Street, Burt told, warned, and chastised Ernie:

    https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=YpozspIMH9E

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    Sanspareil  9 months ago

    He’s gone CrackerWhiz!

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    Calvinist1966  9 months ago

    Maybe she went away in a huff after the Wizard got Henry to fry her rump in yesterday’s strip. The Wizard seems happy with the result.

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    BigDaveGlass  9 months ago

    Is she in the burns unit by any chance?

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    jagedlo  9 months ago

    To quote Barbara Mandrell:

    You can eat crackers in my bed anytime, baby

    You can kick off all the covers in the middle of the night

    You can sleep with the window open wide

    Do anything as long as you’re by my side

    You can eat crackers in my bed anytime

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    Troglodyte  9 months ago

    Crumbs!!

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    markkahler52  9 months ago

    Oops! She’s back early!!

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    Goat from PBS  9 months ago

    Starting off the week with some crazy nights.

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    Chris  9 months ago

    crackers… in bed? how naughty… I love it! :D

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    flagmichael  9 months ago

    Crackers are only the opening act. Act 2: chocolate milk… and without a straw! Bwahahaha!

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    Amra Leo  9 months ago

    Ooh! How exiting!

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    ThreeDogDad Premium Member 9 months ago

    I tell the wife that when she’s away, the dogs and I sit in our underwear, drink beer, and watch cartoons. She thinks I’m joking.

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    Bill The Nuke  9 months ago

    Woo, living on the edge!

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    ladykat  9 months ago

    Crackers in bed! What a notion!

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    Saddenedby Premium Member 9 months ago

    bad habits like this lead to sleeping with crumbs. so if you don’t want to sleep with crumbs, don’t eat crackers in bed you crumb you.

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    dv1093  9 months ago

    You truly have to be in a long-term marriage to appreciate this strip today!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  9 months ago

    After the crackers, he gets bananas and nuts!

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    Zebrastripes  9 months ago

    She’ll know because of the crumbs you’re making…..

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    Daltongang Premium Member 9 months ago

    Crackers in Bed? Wiz, you are just one Wild and Crazy Guy!

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    EMGULS79  9 months ago

    Just crackers? Fool. You’re not taking full advantage of the opportunity. Where are the potato chips? And Cheetos? And Fritos?

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  9 months ago

    “You can eat crackers in my bed anytime.”

    Barbara Mandrell

    “Hello baby, I’m sorry I said

    The things I did, it was a silly fight

    I was wrong you were right

    What I really mean to say is

    … You can eat crackers in my bed anytime, baby

    You can kick off all the covers in the middle of the night

    You can sleep with the window open wide

    Do anything as long as you’re by my side

    You can eat crackers in my bed anytime

    … I should be happy, no dishes to wash now

    But my own, no clothes to pick up

    A double bed to myself now that your gone

    Oh but it’s lonely, I’m sorry I ever let you go

    It’s a matter of fact I’ve got to have you back

    I just want you to know

    … You can eat crackers in my bed anytime, baby

    You can kick off all the covers in the middle of the night

    You can sleep with the window open wide

    Do anything as long as you’re by my side

    You can eat crackers in my bed anytime

    … You can sleep with the window open wide

    Do anything as long as you’re by my side

    You can eat crackers in my bed anytime

    … Whoa, you can eat crackers in my bed anytime, baby

    You can kick off all the covers in the middle of the night

    You can sleep with the window open wide

    Do anything as long as you’re by my side

    You can eat crackers in my bed anytime"

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    rockyridge1977  9 months ago

    Crazy on crackers!!!!!!!!!

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member 9 months ago

    Crackers in bed?!?! You’re playing with fire, Wiz!!! But figuratively this time…

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    David Rickard Premium Member 9 months ago

    According to John Crichton, crackers don’t matter.

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    InuYugiHakusho  9 months ago

    You’d better clean the crackers out of your bed when you’re expecting company.

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    geese28  9 months ago

    You mean peaceful

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    Brian  Premium Member 9 months ago

    A real crumb-bum.

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    Wizkid  6 months ago

    That is the widest box of crackers I’ve ever seen.

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