Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for July 05, 2023

You’re not going to like her new passion

Uh-oh Darryl. You’ve let the cat out of the bag now.

Well in that case, would you like to remember a few passionate nights at the old Starlight?

look, sirbadger… he has TEETH today!

Never bring up your old girlfriends.

What a cheesy grin.

what college?

Open mouth, insert foot!

If you say you watch the movie, you’re a couple of liars.

And remember folks, you can prevent forest fires.

“Drive-In”, The Beach Boys

Oh my! what is that you stepped in?

Aha, the truth is out!

Ooops. Darryl is probably hoping Wanda doesn’t start asking too many questions about those Starlight memories.

The nice thing about bench seats is that you didn’t have to waste time climbing into the backseat.

I remember taking my girlfriend to the drive in while in high school. Seems the popcorn always got cold before we got to it.

oops

Funny

… so … if you don’t remember it, then it must have never happened.

Darryl, when will you ever learn, what happens in the back seat stays in the back set, unless of course you failed to use protection.

Oops.

Men! Take this as a lesson! Any woman you were involved with before your “Current” will work against you!

(⊙_ʖ⊙)

Darryl might Wanda start over.

“Oh, right, I was thinking of the Meatloaf song, I heard playing on the oldies station.

It took me a couple of minutes to figure this one out. Those passionate nights, presumably after LEAVING the drive-in, were with a previous girlfriend.

Fella, you are unknowingly venturing in the hornet’s nest.

Oh man you effed up big time, dood.

You’ve had one love of your life, you’ve had them all.

Hmmm, Wanda might not see it that way, better not to try that message.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Oops. Busted again Darryl.

Oopsie……

There was a Starlight drive in near me. They showed XXX porn. At least, that’s what I heard.

We had a Starlight Drive -In. The area it was in, after all these years, is now a medical center. We one 1 Drive-In left on the east side of town! Those were the fun days when I was a kid and as an adult!

Darryl’s going to sleep thinking about his first “special date” before he even KNEW Wanda.

Oopsie.

Here’s a shovel, Darryl. Dig that hole a little deeper

Might remember them from the couch!

Haha! XD Whoops!

Well, this may throw a monkey wrench into the “living in Arizona” theory. There is no Starlight drive-in theater in that state. However, there are in Colorado, Georgia, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Utah, Wisconsin, Indiana and British Columbia.

You don’t suppose Kirkman and Scott re just making stuff up, do you?