B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 16, 2020

An Amish turtle?

I fought the law and the law one….

What state has a yellow flag for slow-moving vehicles?

Slow moving vehicle sign is basically a red triangle. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/06/Slow_moving_vehicle.svg/1200px-Slow_moving_vehicle.svg.pngSeen them on Amish wagons and big farm machinery. A flag like that is usually on a bicycle.

Creates the illusion of a mobile home fire to me.

Yes! Smoking Hot! Wait… why won’t the engine turn over? What? The engine has burnt up!?! But… Flames are suppose to be the envy of everyone! What? Not REAL Flames!!!!? Being with the In-Crowd is weird! ;)

Kind of reminds me as a child way back in 1963 I got a little red wagon with yellow flames decalled on the side. I suppose it was a souped up little red wagon, which was twice as fast as the regular red wagons. But wait, I was the horse power to it. (I wonder if today’s kids with cell phones actually know what little red wagons are?)

sending mixed signals then, huh?

Hey, he might be fast for a turtle!

This always makes me laugh…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCUtl634zrQ

My sled had Rosebud decalled on it.

Most see me from the front so who cares….

I think that turtle will need a lot more than paint to create the illusion of speed.

Sweet dream vs harsh reality. He’s lucky if he doesn’t have to install a flashing yellow back-up warning light.

I once saw a Prius parked at the coffee shop with flames painted on the front. Had to chuckle!

When fantasy and perception meet reality it is usually a downer.

If it’s the law how come senators don’t have to wear one?

I still have our now middle-aged kid’s bike flags. I use them to mark the driveway for the removal of Wisconsin’s blizzard whiteouts.

Not a good time to visit California.

What, you yeller?!