Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for August 22, 2020

We hereby sentence you to helping your mom fix Short N’ Stout, Boy. Go get those fingers glue-sticky and hold pieces in place for her.

Nobody can stay mad when the poor Boy makes that face!

So that’s how it went down. So sorry boy,so sorry.

Now let the confessing to the woman (Mom to you) and the healing begin. And yes, Puck, as Natasha tells you, “read the room , man!”

Fat owl can be replaced. Boy can’t.

Time to get Boy… a nice doll! BTW – for any who argue… Boys who have dolls as kids… make for great Fathers!

The boy’s hair part moves from left side to right and back again.

I can’t wait to hear Goldie’s closing monologue.

So he did it. Take him away and hand him over to the authorities. I don’t think the sob stuff will keep him out of the Big House.

The Lupin stare…

AND BoCaRMH! (Back of Cat and Robber Mouse head).

Now, now, calm down, boy. It’s okay. It’s owlright. Vases are useless anyways. They’re not worth owl the trouble of buying them and keeping them in the house.

Goldie toe beans!

Wow the Feline Inquisition didn’t even need the

Dunn Dunn Dunn!

Comfy Chair to get the Boy to confess.

The Boy understands what the cats say. The adults just hear “meow meow”.

So the Boy, not Lupin, was holding the blankie, and he threw it over his own head.

I bet most of you didn’t know that when you were little children, you could talk to cats. It’s true. The pure innocence of a childhood and the wisdom of cats do communicate on a wide range of subjects. Unfortunately, we lose this gift as we grow older and any final remnants are purged by your third grade teacher (Sr. Mary Domination) just because you were a dreamer and couldn’t do your long division and you tried…you really tried…but it just didn’t make sense to me – uh, I mean you. Not that you are holding a grudge or accusing Sr. Domination of destroying the dreams and spirit of a child…No, I…I mean you, wouldn’t do that…

Okay…find your safe space…breath…where was I? Cats and children talking. Anyway, they talk to each other – blah, blah, blah. The end.

Cue the Dora the Explorer “we did it!” Song.

Well…I had what happened right, but I had the wrong perpetrator.

This case can be shut without the need for a trial and owl other legowl procedures. For it was owly an accident. He didn’t sell his sOWL to the devil and purposely vandalise or something.

I hope you’re recording owl his confessions on your tape recorder, Lupin. It’s owlvase better to keep a recording.

It’s owlkay, boy. Forget about that owl’d vase. We can owlvase get a new one.

The Peanut Butter Phantom

At the party

(Masquerade)

Partygoers: Celebrate! A theatre triumph all the way!

Celebrate! We will have a lovely season!

Celebrate! A new diva sets us straight!

Celebrate! We are happy for a reason!

Tommy: A new scene, a new stage,

Burt: A new sound board, all the rage!

Puck: Make new friends, never ends!

Elvis: And lots of too loud sound!

Partygoers: Celebrate! What new triumphs now await?

Celebrate, nothing but all good can happen!

Unseen Voice: Just one thing my theatre friends,

You have your kibble and your treats,

But on thing I do not see,

No Peanut Butter there for more!

I suggest you find some soon,

Or your theatre season just might end!

Sophie: Oh, Lupin, it’s just as I feared!

Lupin: Don’t worry, it’ll be fine!

Hi fellow BCN viewers. I’m asking for you all to please pray for my brother’s dog, Petey. He just got the devastating news about Petey from his wife (a vet tech): inoperable cancer and only a couple of weeks to live, at most. Brother says he’ll be ok, but I know Petey is his baby and they’ll both need all the love and support.

Adorable Pucky, love you and your act! Such talent. I have a request, please:

You must remember this

When things are just amiss

Goldie always knows why

The fundamental things apply

As time goes by

And when Boy makes a boo-boo

He’ll always leave a clue

On that you can rely

No matter what the future brings

As time goes by

It’s still the same old story

But it never gets bore-y

And Goldie deserves the glory

The world will always welcome solvers

As time goes by

Oh, that sad face in panel three… :(

OT

You’re pretty slippery yourself, kiddo!

Wonder if this is based on a real-life event?

#LupinISINNOCENT! And the cat is now well and truly out of the bag!

Lennie and the rabbits.

What is Pucky’s big number, I wonder. . . “That Old Black Magic”? “Evrybody Wants To Be A Cat”?

Poor Boy. I might have done the same……

Poor Boy! My Grandma Mead would understand. She collected owls.

Well at least The Boy has a good reason why he did it. Haven’t we all now and then been overcome by The Cuteness!

And Goldie has solved the case!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rPPXfoGvyc

It pains me to see the Boy upset.

Today is:

Take Your Cat To the Vet Day —"Why have you betrayed me?" Because I love you, furperson.

Never Bean Better Day —Not a typo. Bean is a Certified Therapy Dog famous for his ability to share his love with many. This day recognizes “the unconditional love dogs bring to human lives.”

National Bao Day —Happy Bao Day to you. I’ll bet Bean likes Bao, as he frequently speaks of them: “Bao wow!” at least if they are good bao. For those who don’t know: Bao are essentially a filled bun, often with a pork mixture, but may contain anything edible. I suspect, like “egg rolls” they are a way to use up leftovers from last night’s dinner, as breakfast.

National Pecan Torte Day —Pure torture to resist. This, plus bao, above, gives me an idea: Pecan pie bao. Perhaps I am an evil genius.

National Eat a Peach Day —Peaches are native to China, so there must be such a thing as peach bao. Much as I love Asian food, I prefer my peaches (and nectarines) plain. Nectarines are the same species, but with a recessive gene pair that causes them to be fuzzless, or impeached …

Puck: “Okay, okay. How about this one? ♪ Send in…the owls. ♪ Where are the owls?… ♪”

OT: New kittens at Tinykittens

STOP CROONING PUCK!!!! You make a far better Big Band leader

We haven’t seen much of the hard boiled reporter. Will he appear soon? I hope so.

So “The Boy” can understand “cat” and “mouse” and “English”?

“I Get a Kick Out of You” and “I’ve Got You Under My Fur” :) It’s so nice to see that Puck appreciates the true classics of Cole Phuur-er

awwwwwww poor kid

and yes pucky read the room

Puck is far too carried away to stop now.

Maybe Puck is focusing on the lyric, “Don’t you know, little fool, you never can win”

Does this mean the Cats can talk to the People?