Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for March 02, 2024

Ora Zella with the high five gag. At least she didn’t do the too slow bit. Now that is one Angry Papa!

Ora Zella! You are enjoying (and causing) this too much!

Bratitude

She’s done it now!

That whip crack high five is gonna scatter kitty toe beans all over the place! SQUEEEEE!!!

I think Elvis just made it into the Guinness Book of World Records for most puffed out tail! That has to be a record!

She’s gone too far this time. As far as I’m concerned, it’s time to find a new home for Ora Zella. I’m tired of her antics!

Laughed out loud !!! :-D :-) LOL !

This reminds me of the time Lupin found the “button” that made the Man scream in frustration. (The power switch to the his computer, if I remember correctly.)

That’s a skill every parent/aunt/uncle learns when coping with a Chaos Baby: no matter how sassy the kid gets, Keep Calm and Don’t Puff Out.

She needs a a good comeuppance this time.

She is in deep trouble with Elvis.

She’s definately due for a time-out with Baba Mouse.

Now the to be rescued needs rescuing from the rescuer?

Now we all know

The answer to the quest in each cat’s life

how “low” can you go

To receive a “high” five?

(I only hope he is strong

To “Get back” to where he once belonged)

WHAT? You calls grumpy papa by his name? you pesky little brat. What a disgusting disrespect shown to a definitely dignified papa. It’s back to the kitty shelter for ya, ya little demon.

Bad girl, OZ! (Snerk, hee hee!) That was not nice! (Holding mouth and wagging finger) You mind…(Snerkle!) …your manners…(Muffle!) Wa ha ha ha ha ha haaaah!!

Oh my, look at that tail poof!

BoSCH and toe beans!

Georgia’s FB page has some new and adorable photos of OZ and Iggy. So sweet together.

OZ’s high-five move seems like something Lupin would do.

Watching The Weather Channel yesterday and the latest storm in CA is called Orezelle!!! Do they read this strip, LOL!!

Can an enraged Siamese knock over a bureau? I think we will find out.

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

At the oPyramid

Beatrixia: It’s been good to visit with you, ladies. Maybe we can have an instrument making workshop sometime.

Mandy Luthier: We’d love to do that. I think it’s time to pay a visit to the Artisans, anyway.

Obadiah Opossum: I know they’d love to see you.

Lynn Luthier: We can do classes for the Happy Healthy Hospital Pyramid.

Iggy: We’ll let get back to what you’re doing. See you soon.

Mandy: Look forward to it.

Iggy: There’s a corridor we haven’t explored yet. Let’s see where it leads.

Iron Glove: There’s a logo at the bottom of the wall.

Iggy: That looks like Awhil-Fixit’s signature. We’ll have to ask Wally about it.

Bea: Here are some hieroglyphs. Vi, can you tell us what they say?

Violet-Ifa: I sure can.

Iggy: What do they say?

Vi: They say, “This way to the great auditorium.”

Obie Opossum: Looks like we’re getting close.

Papa Cat is going to swat a little tortie behind. Just as soon as he frees himself.

Harry Chapin: Cat’s in the Cradle

A tortie cat, just the other day

Crawled under the boo-roo in an unusual way

We thought she was trapped, but I’ve gotta say

She’s really acting very naughty today

And as Elvis tried to get her, he got stuck, it is true

She said, “I’m staying under the boo-roo”

“And you’ll have to stay there too”

…….

And the cat’s at the bureau

And the kitten’s there too,

The grumpy Siamese and the naughty tortie

How ya gettin’ out, Elvis, I don’t know how

But I’ll get out somehow, and

There’s gonna be Heck to pay then!

Madam Zoloft gazes into her crystal ball: “I see that Elvis will be the BUTT of many jokes for the next few days.”

This made me laugh out loud! Soooo Tortie!

Time to go meow at the woman.

Okay, now they’re just rubbing it in. :P

Poor Elvis. There goes his dignity.

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Whip crack high five – Scrubs reference perhaps?

OH BOY! She’s in BBBIIIGGGG trouble when he gets out of there!

Guess we’ll have to wait till next week for any good Burt snark…

All right. Someone get the Woman.

Shame on you, Ora! He was really counting on you to free him.

if i was him id eat a certain kitten ……..

Next up, Ora Zella “boots” Elvis’ nose.

OT – happy news…

OT sick call for arolarson and SSS

Human service is required.

Ugly cackling!

❤️ x ∞!

Look at that poofy tail1

OT, additional good news

Go Elvis!

Lol! What a little scamp!

Lupin teases Elvis, mocks him, but doesn’t take it this far. This is asking for trust, then immediately betraying it. I think it would be highly appropriate if Lupin was involved in correcting this behavior. Just as there is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity, there is no such thing as a minor betrayal of trust.

Elvis must be getting pretty old and stiff, usually cats just notice if the head fits and if it doesn’t they don’t try to get in/under. I’ve never had a cat get stuck. My husband’s beloved old tiger tom got himself into a 3 inch tall comb drawer in the bathroom once, but he wasn’t stuck, as he amply demonstrated. (Tom got himself into the drawer, realized he was “invisible” and stayed there the rest of the day while we searched desperately everywhere. The brat just wanted an undisturbed nap)

Being the weather geek I am I couldn’t help but notice that the winter storm doing obscene things to California right now was given the name “Orzelle” by the Weather Channel. “Orzelle”…“Ora Zella”…kinda have to wonder…