Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 08, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  over 2 years ago

    PTERODACTYL?!

    Calvin doesn’t look that old!

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    codycab  over 2 years ago

    Of course Calvin thinks that’s cool.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 2 years ago

    last time Calvin asked this kind of question, Dad said Sears for most babies, but Calvin came from K-Mart

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Calvin was delivered by the four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

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    Robin Harwood  over 2 years ago

    Well done, Dad. I thoroughly approve of fathers educating their children about the realities of life.

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    Scorpio Premium Member over 2 years ago

    This explains a lot.

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    momofalex7  over 2 years ago

    I love Calvin’s dad’s stories.

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    Charles Barr Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Does the hairy pterodactyl accept returns?

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    sirbadger  over 2 years ago

    In the 90’s, was it known that pterodactyls might have had hair?

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 2 years ago

    If you think Calvin is bad now, you should have seen him during his “Pterrible Ptwos”!

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    rentier  over 2 years ago

    A very special way!

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    enigmamz  over 2 years ago

    Down the chimney?!? That’s like Christmas!!!

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    Susan00100  over 2 years ago

    Dad is a real SOB!!

    Besides, pterodactyls were reptiles; they weren’t hairy!!

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    leopoldenoch  over 2 years ago

    The parents killed the pterodactyl and fed him to the baby Calvin. That’s even MORE cool!

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    jvo  over 2 years ago

    Pterodactyls were warm blooded and yes, hairy.

    Calvin’s dad knows his child, a pteranodon is far more cool than a stork.

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    chuckcork1  over 2 years ago

    Better than the way too many States are going, i.e.: delivered by subpoena, which arrives shortly after conception.

    Failure to deliver a healthy infant by the due date, resulting in the mother being arrested on criminal charges.

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    orinoco womble  over 2 years ago

    I thought he was a Blue Light Special from Walmart.

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    M2MM  over 2 years ago

    THAT explains everything. :D

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    BigDaveGlass  over 2 years ago

    Dad has more imagination than me, I would have said vulture…….

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    figuratively speaking  over 2 years ago

    Calvin’s dad is very hard to live up to, as far as false information goes. I especially admire his size-of-the-sun and black-and-white-versus-color-film discussions.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago

    On the night of December 24. Santa Pterodactly is coming to town.

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    lmuller7  over 2 years ago

    Good Job Dad !

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    sandpiper  over 2 years ago

    Dad plays to Calvin’s imagination. Good move.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I was told something about “cabbage leaves” before I finally learned that babies were delivered by storks. Some people just can’t handle science.

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  over 2 years ago

    Not so sure Mom would agree on the ‘big, hairy pterodactyl’ part.

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    A R V reader  over 2 years ago

    So lying to your son builds character? How will Dad explain this when Mom finds out?

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    JMG316  over 2 years ago

    Well done, Dad! :D

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    Steverino Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I would think that would leave Calvin draggen.

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    uniquename  over 2 years ago

    It does explain a lot. Especially since Calvin thinks it’s cool.

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    jrankin1959  over 2 years ago

    Know your audience…

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    poppacapsmokeblower  over 2 years ago

    I thought pterodactyls were feathery rather than hairy.

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    old_geek  over 2 years ago

    I thought Calvin was a Blue Light Special from K-Mart.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 2 years ago

    BE THIS GUY should remember that this is the world of comic strips. Except in “Gasoline Alley” and “For Better Or For Worse”, no character ever ages!

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 2 years ago

    Big Harry the Pterydactyl. Didn’t he defeat Jack Johnson for the championship?

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    KEA  over 2 years ago

    We really ought to collect all of Dad’s wonderful answers to Calvin questions.

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    g04922  over 2 years ago

    Dad is a wise man.

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    kathleenhicks62  over 2 years ago

    He would accept something like that. How about a UFO dropped him off as it flew by?

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    Bilan  over 2 years ago

    “Uncerermonious” is a nice way to put it. Even the pterodactyl was trying to get away from Calvin as fast as possible.

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    wiley207  over 2 years ago

    We can see that Calvin obviously gets his crazy imagination from his Dad. I wouldn’t be surprised if the Dad did just as poorly in school as Calvin when HE was six years old.

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    BiggerNate91  over 2 years ago

    For people wondering about the Blue Light Special thing, let’s just say the Pterodactyl was Kmart’s delivery service at the time and call it a day.

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    AndrewSihler  over 2 years ago

    Rank superstition. Turn over large cabbage leaves until you find a baby. It won’t take long.

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    Marty241  over 2 years ago

    I was going to audition to an oldies band until I found out they meant the 90’s. Does anyone play 50’s and 60’s music any more?

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    SweetSinger  over 2 years ago

    Dad knows his son. Sweet.

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    Scoutmaster77  over 2 years ago

    Cool, indeed!

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    mindjob  over 2 years ago

    I like my pterodactyls shaved

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    kinsler33  over 2 years ago

    Calvin’s imagination and subversive spirit came from his father. His mother’s a lot like Susie Derkins.

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    j4m35  over 2 years ago

    One of the few times that Calvin likes what his Father has said.

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    josh_bisbee  over 2 years ago

    I’ll bet his mom screamed like one when she was giving birth.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 2 years ago

    What till he gets to middle school health class, Dad.

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