Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 03, 2013

Never argue with your wife Larry.

Beat him ’til he likes it, girl!

Get those wings to do their thing, Larry.

Sorry Larry, Everybody knows that Heaven’s gift shop can spell correctly.

You know, with Larry in the lead, the zombie apocalypse just doesn’t seem so scary anymore…

there’re such things as harp stores?

…love the t-shirt!

Love the look of Larry’s eyes as he’s handing Patty the T-shirt; it conveys smugness perfectly.

Actually, the funniest part of all this is Larry’s assumption that he would end up in Heaven.

Larry needs some “red bull” to go with those wings

Larry, the really stupid husband who wises up under threat by Patty to make him really dead! Taking the garbage out is a small price to pay for avoiding getting batted around like a Chicago-style 16-inch softball.

I want to live somewhere with a harp store!

Patty and her Louisville slugger can be very persuasive.

I wish we had a harp store in town.

I want a shirt like that.

As I said, Patty knows he’s alive so Larry’s chances at Vegas died. Now Larry’s really facing death.

She’s the boss, just like every real American home.

Can someone please explain how these two dingbats could produce a good youngster like Junior? Or perhaps he was adopted?

NOW, Larry!

LOL xxx

I really miss the crocs, we hardly see them anymore. It’s like Mutts without Earl and Mooch.

wise choice, Larry

An Irish seven course dinner? A potato and a six-pack.

The wisdom of the wife.

The harp store?

I’m heading for the phone book to see where our local harp store is – sounds like a fun place.

Wait . . . . phone book?

Q: How does every Irish joke start? A: By looking over your shoulder.

It’s okay, I know most of them by heart, My ancestors were from County Fermanagh.

She knows how to motivate.

Don’t mess with Patty Larry! You would have thought he would have learned that by now, but after all he is a ‘croc’!

Hahaha. I love Larry’s face in the 6th panel!

That, my friend, is the punishment of lying.

I visited an alligator farm yesterday and watched them feed the gators and crocs. They fed them dead rats – made me think of this strip ;-)

Next time just leave him there.

The bat one of the best ways to settle an arguement

Love how his wife looks mad in panel 5, but by the next she looks back to normal and of course is back in charge

“the harp store.” :-)

“The Harp Store”!

The look he gave her is priceless.

Do you think you get angel wings and a harp down there?

LoL at the 6th panel!