Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 22, 2013
February 21, 2013
February 23, 2013
Transcript:
Salesman: Hello... Can I interest you in a set of encyclopedias? Rat: Encyclopedias? Are you nuts? We have the internet now. Salesman: Can your internet do that?
Maybe a tablet computer won’t inflict much damage, but ever been hit in the head by a tower computer?! Or an old CRT monitor?!?!I can’t believe people used to pay $1000 for a set of encyclopedias that were out of date by the time they were printed! Wikipedia may not be accurate, but at least it’s current.
Rat is down! Rat is down!Today is a good day for praising books. —And even encyclopedia salesmen (though print encyclopedias, alas, have pretty much gone the way of the dodo bird).
It’s very difficult to buy a set of encyclopedias now. I tried to order some for a library a few years ago, and most encyclopedia companies are focusing on the online versions, not the print. They are losing money on the print version.
There’s something becoming a rarity. I can hit the net and find online versions of Encyclopedia Britannica and the World Book Encyclopedia not to mention Wikipedia among others. People no longer actually have to go to the library to use the encylopedia or have a set in their home. But if for some reason you can’t access the net it certainly helps to get a hold of the hard copy.
Funny, I was just thinking about Encyclopedias the other day. Looked at my bookshelf(I still have books!) and was thinking of when we had encyclopedias as a kid. :)
Computer devices can easily replace books. A handheld can be taken anywhere. Even the throne, so there goes one person’s fault with computers. They weigh less, take up less room, and are configurable. They’re reusable, too, unlike most books which get read once, or maybe twice. I’ll use my handheld for hundreds of books. I need to know something I don’t have a book on here? I just open one of my devices and find out. A book can’t do that. I can order more books with my computer book, too!
Actually, the only reason this is a debate is because some people hate change. Guess what? Change happens. The printing press freaked out some people, too. The church thought educated masses were bad. And actually, they were right, but oh, well.
Poor Rat. Sometimes karmic justice does hit you on the head.
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Regarding paper vs. interweb—I think it was Reginald Bretnor’s “To A Different Drum” that wrote on two star expeditions—one relied in high tech, and when that went, they had nothing. The other took a copy (two?) of the 1911 Encyclopedia Brittanica, and was able to recreate technology. A story with a bit of nostalgia, I think.
Went in a used bookstore a few weeks ago with my infant grandson. The aroma was like heaven! Old paper, dust, maybe a trace here and there of previous owners—pure romance! I told my grandson (who obviously understood, he’s a genius because his Granny reads books) to take a deep whiff of the heady air. Yes! I like my Kindle, I use Wikipedia all the time, don’t know what I’d do without IMDB—but there is nothing, nothing like a book.
Stephan Pastis-Wy is there so much talk about killing in your strip?? The world is ugly and dangerous now with the automatic guns and shootings in schools- why do you glorify killing every day ?? There is no place for it in an so called Comic Strip .Kindly stick to comical situations , in your feeble method, and drop the killings. It does not really belong in our daily newspaper. regards Papoux11.
the funny thing about this comic is the fact that that singular action would totally convince rat to buy encyclopedias i mean knowledge? meh but for rat clobbering? YEAH!
There’s one thing books can do that current electronics can’t: not play havoc with our sleep patterns. The same spectrum of light used by many LCD screens is the same as sunlight and tricks the brain into wanting to stay awake. If you read before bed, like me, then you know what a pain it is.
How much more accurate is an encyclopedia anyway? The information only reflects the date in which it was compiled. Chances are, the information in it is useless long before it’s even printed.
Havelock_Vetinari almost 12 years ago
And that’s why I like books
legaleagle48 almost 12 years ago
I’ll bet Stephan enjoyed drawing this one, since it was Rat who got a volume chucked at his head!
chromosome Premium Member almost 12 years ago
No matter how good you are at something, there’s always someone better than you at it!
firedome almost 12 years ago
read a book…the original laptop.
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Looks like the book made Rat smart!
Ida No almost 12 years ago
Kory Merritt. CounterCulture.
Varnes almost 12 years ago
I like that guy…The enemy of my enemy is my friend…
Alexander the Good Enough almost 12 years ago
For once someone out-ratted Rat!
Destiny23 almost 12 years ago
Maybe a tablet computer won’t inflict much damage, but ever been hit in the head by a tower computer?! Or an old CRT monitor?!?!I can’t believe people used to pay $1000 for a set of encyclopedias that were out of date by the time they were printed! Wikipedia may not be accurate, but at least it’s current.
Hillbillyman almost 12 years ago
Rat finally got his due. Hurray!!!
juicebruce almost 12 years ago
Was that a slider or fast book that just hit “RAT” I want to see the slow motion replay.
Ida No almost 12 years ago
You want to know how encyclopedias suck? Try looking up “Stephan Pastis” in your fancy pants paper-based encyclopedia.
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
Rat is down! Rat is down!Today is a good day for praising books. —And even encyclopedia salesmen (though print encyclopedias, alas, have pretty much gone the way of the dodo bird).
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Encyclopedia Tyrannica.
Kvasir42 Premium Member almost 12 years ago
It’s very difficult to buy a set of encyclopedias now. I tried to order some for a library a few years ago, and most encyclopedia companies are focusing on the online versions, not the print. They are losing money on the print version.
blunebottle almost 12 years ago
I’ve always said, an email [or anything from the internet] is only as good as the paper it’s printed on.
Hugh B. Hayve almost 12 years ago
That might be a sales tactic that actually works on Rat.
Herb Thiel Premium Member almost 12 years ago
lol
knight1192a almost 12 years ago
There’s something becoming a rarity. I can hit the net and find online versions of Encyclopedia Britannica and the World Book Encyclopedia not to mention Wikipedia among others. People no longer actually have to go to the library to use the encylopedia or have a set in their home. But if for some reason you can’t access the net it certainly helps to get a hold of the hard copy.
vwdualnomand almost 12 years ago
but, the internet has porn.
eddie6192 almost 12 years ago
Rat got his comeuppance, that will leave a mark.
scpandich almost 12 years ago
Encyclopedia salesman FTW!
j-birds3 almost 12 years ago
Rat….you should of bought a set……
finale almost 12 years ago
The salesman is not a graduate of “Rat’s school of dealing with the public”. If he was, it would have been “BONK”.
jmartin1955 almost 12 years ago
Now I’m getting a set of encyclopedias
doublepaw almost 12 years ago
“I’ll give you the internet!”
bwmathews Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Every now and then, Pastis reminds me that he can be funny.
puddlesplatt almost 12 years ago
hear hear!
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 12 years ago
The internet may replace the encyclopedia, but not the newspaper…have YOU ever tried to wrap a fish in YOUR search engine?!?
Dicansa almost 12 years ago
I used to sell encyclopedias door to door. Correction, I used to go door to door trying to sell encyclopedias. Worst. Job. Ever.
Thomas Scott Roberts creator almost 12 years ago
And it’s not always current. Every article isn’t regularly updated, and some are abandoned.
dreadlokz almost 12 years ago
I luv books!!
Bill Chapman almost 12 years ago
For Rat, this could be – no – IS a buying point. Pig and goat better watch out for flying encyclopedias in the future.
JudyAz almost 12 years ago
“Look that up in your Funk & Wagnall’s” – Rowan and Martin
SwimsWithSharks almost 12 years ago
Rat, you could use a buggy whip.
Flapperhatgirl! almost 12 years ago
My ipad can do that.
nyoha almost 12 years ago
No, it can’t do that, thank goodness.
jhandini almost 12 years ago
Some dinosaurs deserve to die.
dutchs almost 12 years ago
The Bio-Organic Organizer of Knowledge. Solid state display, no batteries, never crashes.
Piksea Premium Member almost 12 years ago
That is totally the way to sell those to Rat. I bet he buys multiple sets.
HankTheSock almost 12 years ago
@djhempy Yes he did…
AndiJ almost 12 years ago
Funny, I was just thinking about Encyclopedias the other day. Looked at my bookshelf(I still have books!) and was thinking of when we had encyclopedias as a kid. :)
Moishe3rd almost 12 years ago
Heh, heh, heh…. I seldom laugh at your stupid almost puns and whatnot… But, this is funny…
Manitobaman almost 12 years ago
I still like a book that I can actually open and hold in my hands.
Number Three almost 12 years ago
Way to go, Mister!
Rat finally got what he deserved.
xxx
Popeyesforearm almost 12 years ago
it’s about time someone threw the book at Rat
Popeyesforearm almost 12 years ago
and, he spilled his beer.
twinsoniclab almost 12 years ago
My children were (are) home schooled, and my kids love having actually book encyclopedias! They are also handy for pressing flowers!
Slackoff01 almost 12 years ago
daily, its easy. you must be doing it wrong
Sherlock Watson almost 12 years ago
Wicked ’pedia!
Sherlock Watson almost 12 years ago
So remember, kids, if you study with books instead of browsing the ‘net all the time, you’ll never be involved with “crack.”
Defective Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Computer devices can easily replace books. A handheld can be taken anywhere. Even the throne, so there goes one person’s fault with computers. They weigh less, take up less room, and are configurable. They’re reusable, too, unlike most books which get read once, or maybe twice. I’ll use my handheld for hundreds of books. I need to know something I don’t have a book on here? I just open one of my devices and find out. A book can’t do that. I can order more books with my computer book, too!
Actually, the only reason this is a debate is because some people hate change. Guess what? Change happens. The printing press freaked out some people, too. The church thought educated masses were bad. And actually, they were right, but oh, well.
Buggerlugs almost 12 years ago
Clobber him with you laptop, Rat.
Rickapolis almost 12 years ago
Rat gets bested. Or is it busted?
Scott S almost 12 years ago
In a way you could do that with the internet, except that you would damage the laptop or iPad.
dzw3030 almost 12 years ago
@Destiny23: :o) So current inaccuracy is better than…?:o)
danno12345 almost 12 years ago
I bet rat just bought the whole set – I can see how this would appeal to him.
Aslan Balaur almost 12 years ago
I think that would actually be considered a valid selling point to Rat.
angusdad almost 12 years ago
Wouldn’t it be more like Whackipedia?
bmonk almost 12 years ago
Poor Rat. Sometimes karmic justice does hit you on the head.
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Regarding paper vs. interweb—I think it was Reginald Bretnor’s “To A Different Drum” that wrote on two star expeditions—one relied in high tech, and when that went, they had nothing. The other took a copy (two?) of the 1911 Encyclopedia Brittanica, and was able to recreate technology. A story with a bit of nostalgia, I think.
lmonteros almost 12 years ago
Went in a used bookstore a few weeks ago with my infant grandson. The aroma was like heaven! Old paper, dust, maybe a trace here and there of previous owners—pure romance! I told my grandson (who obviously understood, he’s a genius because his Granny reads books) to take a deep whiff of the heady air. Yes! I like my Kindle, I use Wikipedia all the time, don’t know what I’d do without IMDB—but there is nothing, nothing like a book.
pam Miner almost 12 years ago
HAH!
Papoux11 almost 12 years ago
Stephan Pastis-Wy is there so much talk about killing in your strip?? The world is ugly and dangerous now with the automatic guns and shootings in schools- why do you glorify killing every day ?? There is no place for it in an so called Comic Strip .Kindly stick to comical situations , in your feeble method, and drop the killings. It does not really belong in our daily newspaper. regards Papoux11.
Stream of conscience almost 12 years ago
I hope the encyclopedia salesman becomes a regular feature. Anyone who out-rats Rat is very welcome
krobarb almost 12 years ago
This was one of the few times that I busted out laughing after reading a comic!
dataweaver almost 12 years ago
He makes a persuasive case.
Dracilian over 11 years ago
the funny thing about this comic is the fact that that singular action would totally convince rat to buy encyclopedias i mean knowledge? meh but for rat clobbering? YEAH!
Pearlslover01 over 11 years ago
But you CAN throw your computer at someone!
Ernest Lemmingway over 7 years ago
There’s one thing books can do that current electronics can’t: not play havoc with our sleep patterns. The same spectrum of light used by many LCD screens is the same as sunlight and tricks the brain into wanting to stay awake. If you read before bed, like me, then you know what a pain it is.
RaZaP over 4 years ago
Come on, Stephan. You reused the phonebook joke.
alantain over 1 year ago
How much more accurate is an encyclopedia anyway? The information only reflects the date in which it was compiled. Chances are, the information in it is useless long before it’s even printed.