Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for April 29, 2013
Transcript:
Delta: "What's this?" Bernice: "An intern program in counseling. I'm going for an interview tomorrow over in Valeville" Delta: "Good for you, Bernice! You'd be an excellent counselor!" Bernice: "Hey, wanna come? It's a 3-hour drive-I'd love the company" Delta: "Yeah! Road trip! Top down, wind in our hair, music blasting" Bernice: "Uh, well, my Honda's a hardtop, and the radio's broken. But we could, y'know, chat..."
WoodEye over 11 years ago
Yeah and you could sing Kumbaya!
Hairhead over 11 years ago
A three-hour drive. That’s 150 miles. Round-trip 300 miles. For an UNPAID internship while you’re in high school? Evans has no connection to the real world.
draksig over 11 years ago
Delta will end up getting the internship. And while the interview is a 3 hour drive, the internship is probably not.
ILuvLu over 11 years ago
Depends on where they live. In some places a 3 hour drive is 60 miles.
TiffWHO over 11 years ago
Take TJ with you, and good notes and you’ll have recipes for several half baked schemes I mean, ideas.
legaleagle48 over 11 years ago
OK, who is this carefree young woman, and what has she done with Delta?
firedome over 11 years ago
lets see…if the strip takes place around where I think it does, a three-hour drive would put it somewhere around San Luis Obispo or, if she’s going up 5, Delano.
NancyPrancy over 11 years ago
Valeville is a great generic place name.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Today’s Luann, brought to you, by: “The Sistahood of the Feelgood Road Trip That’s Gonna Make You Think, Cry, and Have Some Laughs On the Way, Not Quite Mamma Mia, But Still Be A Chick Flick Somehow”—Coming to DVD players first, then a quick stop on Youtube and ITunes, THEN coming to theaters near you….—(cue commercial:) IN A WORLD where it seems you’re the only people around who seem to make sense, and there is a good opportunity somewhere to be had, and you have a car and only half a tank of gas…. seems only right that you be…. IN A MOVIE! Look out, Britney! A REAL tale about growing up, growing down, growing bored, growing tired, but all the while growing…. Starring a bunch of A-C listers, and a special cameo appearance by stars on the D list, just because they could use the exposure, and of course, Delta James, and Berniece Halper starring in their own Rom/Com vehicle (ohhhh, thaaat’s what a pun is…)… and a coupla explody things to get the male money (oops, we meant demographic)…. coming soon….. as soon as we figure out how to work the new 3d projectors….
Fuddy Duddy over 11 years ago
Oh, pish, Mr. Peterson, don’t be such a pill. Go ahead and make the joke already.
Fuddy Duddy over 11 years ago
A question. As I recall, Delta had a battle with cancer. What type of cancer?-She’s wearing a scarf again, and I’m wondering if there’s a connection.
kenhense over 11 years ago
All Rat!!! Delta’s gettin down !!!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 11 years ago
If Leviticus is happy, we are all happy
Peabody429 over 11 years ago
My money says they wind up interviewing Delta and she gets the internship.
Tinyman over 11 years ago
LOL do they still make CB radios? I thoght they went out with the dinosaurs. I had a full power 40 channel portablr handhelt walkie talkie version and I had bought an car antenna (and adopter to plug it in) And my friend nd I went to Atlantic City New Jersey (3 hour ride also). We used to talk to whoever was within range. Also i brought my alkman too I always liked to hear the different radio Stations in differnt reception aeas too.
Tinyman over 11 years ago
Delta and Bernice:Check the weather. You know what happened to our favorite 7 people when they went on a 3 hour tour. :D
rocky_rand over 11 years ago
I know the story arc is already completed, but It would be interesting if Bernice’s car broke down and Toni had to drive them.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Hot DOG, They’re Going to VALLEYDALE the place that makes those GREAT Breakfast Meats!!!
“Hoo-Ray for Valleydale! Hoo-Ray for Valleydale!!! VALLEY-DALE. All HAIL its VALLEYDALE!!!”
Hoo….., Oh WAIT, They’re going to “VALEVILLE”. DAMN.
Oh Well, maybe the two of them will eventually DESTROY each other on the way.
Waiter, Please? Any COFFEE Left???
Dconskjk over 11 years ago
Sounds like my first car.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 11 years ago
“Karen will be taking over Luann”?
THAT’S what I’m Thinking.
I’m also wondering if she can Draw?
samfran6-0 over 11 years ago
You can still do that?
Endunamoo over 11 years ago
Driving 3 hours for an unpaid internship? at todays gas prices? ha.. No and Thanks.
cubswin2016 over 11 years ago
How good a friend is Delta?
Bandera_Ken over 11 years ago
I think he had a health scare of some sort and it was the end. Then it wasn’t as bad as he thought, but that’s when it was decided between them that Karen would take over. Now we are wrapping up Luann in high school and Luann in college will be wrote entirely by Karen. Maybe drawn too, does anybody know for sure that Karen can’t draw? No problem if she can’t. There are plenty of unemployed artists.
ewalnut over 11 years ago
Somehow I doubt Bernice would make a very good counselor.
ACTIVIST1234 over 11 years ago
Levi, yesterday Doonesbury played with your idea of attractiveness ratings— agreeing with you that 7s marry 7s and 4s marry 4s, that if the rating is off by more than a point or two the relationship is troubled.*So what gives— is their something in the zeitgeist or are you and GT reading the same book/blog?
Guilty Bystander over 11 years ago
I don’t see Luann ending. Karen’ll take over. It wouldn’t be the first time an artist’s progeny has inherited a strip. Chic Young, Mort Walker and Art Sansom immediately come to mind. Doesn’t matter if Karen can draw or not as long as they import someone who can…she’ll at the very least inherit the “intellectual property” (if I can be so grandiose about a comic strip) and the control over story arcs and character development.
Maybe Karen can have something done about Bernice’s hair.
buccaneer8 over 11 years ago
Oh great, not these two. It’s going to be a looooong booooooring week. These two, among others, are only good in small bit parts and not being the focus.
drewpamon over 11 years ago
Could be a summer internship where she lives near the facility
PMark over 11 years ago
You can always tell when a strip isn’t all that interesting. Suddenly the majority of the posts are about anything and everything except the strip.
I doubt Greg is going to retire anytime soon. I suspect he brought his daughter on board because after nearly 30 years, the ideas simply were not coming as quickly or as easily as they once were. But, you never know.
As for today’s strip, there are plenty of internships that are paid a nominal amount. But if the commute is three hours each way, that is going to be about $90 a day gas money.
Of course, it could be a job as a counselor in a summer youth camp. Room and board would be provided, and so would a whole series of story arcs and gags.
egag21 over 11 years ago
I lived in Los Olivos as a boy before it became a tourist trap (35 years ago)!
marvee over 11 years ago
Camp counselor seems like a good guess. No way a high school junior is qualified for anything else and it would infringe on the privacy of clients to allow it, IMO.
jdunham over 11 years ago
Could be her “3-hour drive” means 1½ hours each way.
dougsathome over 11 years ago
“A three hour tour” — hmmm, sounds familiar….
Yuban333 over 11 years ago
I know that one day the strip will end. The way I imagine the series ending is, Brad gets married and becomes a dad. Luann and her friends finally graduate high school and scatter to the wind as they go off to college to pursue their dreams. TJ opens his restaurant and becomes quite successful.
sarafaye over 11 years ago
I think someday, ages and ages hence, the strip will end with Luann’s wedding. My first guess is that she will marry someone she hasn’t met yet, but I fear a sentimental cartoonist may decide to bring back that stinking Aaron Hill.
delcain over 11 years ago
Actually, around here it can sometimes take 3 hrs to drive 30 miles.
auramac over 11 years ago
These two are probably the least interesting characters in Luann-dom. Especially coming after the recent story arc.
sarafaye over 11 years ago
A 3 hour drive for the interview does not necessarily mean a long drive for the internship.
sarafaye over 11 years ago
I am all for Aaron staying in Hawaii. Or maybe showing up just long enough to be utterly rejected.
MAC45 over 11 years ago
Will someone explain what the black X next to the avatars name signifies?
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
Donny, I was in the helping professions for decades, and I didn’t know any colleague as aloof and snotty as Bernice has become. Mind you, I wasn’t a psychologist. Don’t know about them…the ones I met were odd ducks. Unless she genuinely likes people, she won’t last long with the counseling kick. Lawyer, veterinarian, college professor, librarian—I can see Bernice as any of these.
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
In times past, I could have seen Bernice as a counselor, easily. Maybe that Bernice will reappear, and the snideness is only a phase.
tegm over 11 years ago
hey sounds awesome~
Aladar30 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
I love when Delta is so happy!