Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 19, 2013

Shame on you, Elly; you shouldn’t be smoking in a restaurant!

Rat is into bestiality? Figures…

yeah, but she dont WANT s’more o’ him…

Bad Elly! Bad!Rat, you have a sick imagination.Of course, you are Stephan’s alter ego….

Radish I agree!

And s’mores are definitely more-ish.

Meanwhile… I think I know that guy.Go Elly!

Hey! Hey!! I WAS that girl swinging from the chandelier !

Have you tried the new “PEEPS” flavors?

Elly is one resourceful elephant.

am another who never ate s.mores or whatever.

1)S’More the merrier! 2)Elly’s date had a bad case of “I” strain!

wrong kind of soft squishy inside, pig.

Elly wanted amore, Pig wanted s’more.

Wow, that’s one HOT date!

Rat’s novels make Stephen King seem almost normal.

Women complain about men who either talk about themselves (today’s strip) or don’t share enough about themselves.

When is Rat going to give us another Angry Bob story?

When is Danny Donkey coming back?

Long, long ago, I had a date like this. Several, but this guy was the worst. I almost fell asleep. Finally he noticed I wasn’t having a good time. Sheesh. I wonder if women do this on dates. I sure didn’t.

Love it Love it Love it!

xxx

Best romance novel I ever read. Well, I only ever read one, but this was way better than anything in it.

The problem was the date didn’t want to acknowledge the elephant in the room.

Looks more like she roasted him like a slap of ribs than like a marshmellow.

I know some guys I’d like to make into smores….

hey, cut the guy some slack. he’s just nervous, and doesn’t know anything else to talk about.they really should give classes on “Shut Up and Listen”

I shared the Woof-ems on my FB. I always thought s’mores were too messy and gross but we enjoyed many roasted marshmallows (way back when you could burn leaves in the street). Since I’m now 75 I have had dates as bad as that (and worse); found my true love back in ’76 when both he and I had teen kids. He makes me happy.

Hahaha, really Pig?

I always thought s’mores were too sickly sweet. A little more fun were “pies” cooked over a campfire. Take a mold like this:https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&sugexp=eqrwrth&gs_rn=14&gs_ri=psy-ab&gs_mss=pie+mol&tok=8ZnQNL7IWZE6xO9JMV8OKw&cp=19&gs_id=2b&xhr=t&q=pie+molds+for+grill&bav=on.2,or.r_qf.&bvm=bv.46751780,d.aWc&biw=1170&bih=677&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=pISZUdD4B8ThyQH9o4Ao#imgrc=YXMIRp5OYoeU_M%3A%3BADKD4e27PoBR6M%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fi.ebayimg.com%252Ft%252FVTG-PIE-MOLD-GRILL-CHEESE-SANDWICH-MAKER-TOASTER-CAMPFIRE-COOKER-CLEVELAND-OHIO-%252F00%252Fs%252FMTIwMFgxNjAw%252Fz%252F1rAAAMXQvJVRT1NO%252F%2524T2eC16dHJHoE9n3KgJIKBRT1NO%252Cwfg~~60_35.JPG%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.ebay.com%252Fitm%252FVTG-PIE-MOLD-GRILL-CHEESE-SANDWICH-MAKER-TOASTER-CAMPFIRE-COOKER-CLEVELAND-OHIO-%252F330896092502%253F_trksid%253Dp2047675.m1850%2526_trkparms%253Daid%25253D222002%252526algo%25253DSIC.FIT%252526ao%25253D1%252526asc%25253D14873%252526meid%25253D6506629381886090306%252526pid%25253D100011%252526prg%25253D1005%252526rk%25253D1%252526sd%25253D321092656666%252526%3B300%3B225

(Too bad I’m too dumb to import photos, and don’t tell me about the >< business – I can’t do it.)

Anyhow, you take one of those molds, put two slices of white bread, buttered side out on each half, put a tablespoon of canned pie filling between, hold over fire. Doesn’t take long.

Or maybe two tablespoons – it’s been awhile.

The only way I knew how to show the picture. You could skip it, I guess.

oh Rat!!!!

Rat should write historical bodice rippers. They would sell like hot cakes or s-mores in Pigs case

How come the waiters and other people in the restaurant didn’t notice as well? also elly’s date is CRUEL

Whats Elly holding in the 8th panel?