Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 02, 2013
Transcript:
Penguin 1: Hi! We're your peppy penguin morning greeters! We start your day right by greeting you with a hearty smile, a firm handshake, and a song in our heart! Rat: You ever ring this doorbell before eight a.m. again and I'll feed you fat @#*@#* to a sea lion. Penguin 2: Glad we didn't play the banjo.
Sherlock Watson almost 11 years ago
Indeed; you could be shot for that.
kamb8 almost 11 years ago
That banjo is taller than the penguin holding it.
zero almost 11 years ago
Now, if it was a 5 string…
zipidachimp almost 11 years ago
I think #$%^&* means OREOS!
reddlemansfu almost 11 years ago
I was about to ask where he was hiding the banjo in the first and second panels, but I see @dingo353 already answered that question.
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
I am not a morning person. And I don’t like peppy. I am so with Rat on this one! If they come around again, have LGD take care of them.
rudypoogamer almost 11 years ago
Cue the polar bear.
joeshmo30 almost 11 years ago
i like banjos….
Enoki almost 11 years ago
This looks like a job for Guard Duck!
jessegooddoggy almost 11 years ago
I am a morning person (retired, still up at 4am) but I like to be left alone until well after 9am. Still, penguins at my door would be welcome!
celeconecca almost 11 years ago
I don’t want to know where the banjo was, but am very glad Rat didn’t see it.
Randal Goodall Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Is anyone in this strip right-handed (notice banjo here, other strips guitars, any character writing). Is Pastis a lefty? Are we watching this strip in a mirror?
RACerri32 almost 11 years ago
Just when we thought it was safe…RATS, Rat & I do have something in common, that dreaded oxymoron, good morning.
sarah413 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I was not aware that penguins came from Alabama. That banjo on the knee :)
Kaputnik almost 11 years ago
I wonder if the anomalous polar bear will move into the neighborhood now.
Vet Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Now if they break into a song and “dance” we would be talking copyright issues.SMILING PENGUINS??
dieseldude almost 11 years ago
everybody needs a neighbor like RAT…….
De_Faulto almost 11 years ago
Or (knowing the Crocs) the penguins probably escaped with little trouble!
lecrenb almost 11 years ago
I see the Oreo twind finally dug their way out of the croc’s freezer… and it is time to twist their tops off for being so annoying at 8am!
bubjerryk almost 11 years ago
8:00 AM ?!?!? I would feed those %@ Oreos on a cracker to the Crocs
hariseldon59 almost 11 years ago
Banjo? Must be Steve Martin’s penguin.
Which reminds me of a monologue that Steve Martin did on Saturday Night Live back in the ’70s:
You know, a lot of people come to me, and they say, “Steve.. where do you get your comedy ideas?” Well, I try to draw them from real life, things that happen to you and me every day, things we can all relate to. Like, early in the morning, you’re sound asleep, the telephone rings, and you pick up the phone and your voice is all scratchy and gravelly.. and you’re going, “Hello-o-o-o..” The voice on the other end of the phone always says, “Oh. Did I assassinate your penguin?”
Srover almost 11 years ago
I’m sure Rat would have been nicer if they had played the banjo.
Number Three almost 11 years ago
Yes, That is a good thing.Rat would have got out his famous cricket bat.xxx
dadoctah almost 11 years ago
I’m still waiting for the inevitable announcement that being a “morning person” has been official declared a form of mental illness.
Penguin022 almost 11 years ago
Ah, I nice comic with PENGUINS!
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Where is Rat going to get a sea lion?!?
lmonteros almost 11 years ago
For once, Rat is right on. Leave me alone until I’ve had my first cup of coffee and watched the morning news. Period.
Lamberger almost 11 years ago
At least it’s not an accordion….
RuinQueenofOblivion almost 11 years ago
“Paddle faster, I hear banjos!”
glowing-steak32 over 7 years ago
I hear Mary Poppins is hiring.
One Navy Seal almost 5 years ago
He wouldn’t be LION if he did it.
One Navy Seal over 4 years ago
I will gladly take some food, rat.
LilPeruna almost 4 years ago
I find it fascinating and also quite enjoyable that EVERYTIME someone in this strip plays a stringed instrument it’s ALWAYS played left-handed!!
alantain over 1 year ago
Must be hard to smile with a beak. Never mind shaking hands with a flipper.