Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 21, 2014
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February 22, 2014
Transcript:
Woman: Doctor, I have a sharp pain in my side and I could really use your professional opinion as to what it might be. Rat: Hmmm. Sounds like your epiblittapottamus. Woman: What's that? Rat: A word I found in a Dr. Seuss book. Woman: My faith in you is diminishing. Rat: Please don't rip on my fellow doctors. Rat becomes a medical doctor.
Sherlock Watson over 10 years ago
Seeing that gown, I’ve got a better piece of advice: Please don’t rip.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
How ’bout rip a rat a new one?
davbart92663 over 10 years ago
One hippopotami, cannot get on a bus,because one hippopotami, is two hippopotamus
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Actually, Doc Rat has considerable insight. He is sort of in the “Dr. Seuss” category…. If you know what I mean.
Enoki over 10 years ago
I’m losing faith in Rat too… In the second panel he told the truth…
favm over 10 years ago
When asked about doctors, some people think about their good doctor, others think about Dr. Frankenstein.
Partyalldatyme over 10 years ago
Patient: Doctor, my nose runs and my feet smell. Doc Rat: My diagnosis is that you’re built upside-down.
me over 10 years ago
And I thought it was a guy! This one is full of medical problems!
johndifool over 10 years ago
Just wait until she gets an infection in her gootch.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 10 years ago
1) I have a pain in the neck, & its name is Rat!
2) Then again, others may have a lower opinion of him!!Chris Sherlock over 10 years ago
At least Rat didn’t look up his diagnosis on Wikipedia.
Destiny23 over 10 years ago
I think he’s been reading “On Beyond Zebra” again! (My favourite Dr. Seuss book!!)
Number Three over 10 years ago
Otherwise he’ll get the famous cricket bat out…
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