Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 20, 2014
Transcript:
Bernice: "Oh! I signed up for a quad dorm at Moony Uni. I'll hav three roommates!" Luann: "Really? That's so not like you" Bernice: "Exactly the point. My future is about a new Bernice" Luann: "New? Like... new friends?" Bernice: "Maybe. But don't worry, Luann. You and I are like sisters" Luann: "Yet you never let me copy your homework"
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Reminds me of a certain “malted” commercial ( I LOVE YOU, Man! )…. – Is it scary for Bernice to be attempting to confront a new world, outside of her comfort zone? Or is it more fearsome that the other three girls will want to form a pop group, and even worse…. Rely on “Autotune” for vocals? (GASP!) – I guess Lu will criticize Bern… “You never call!… You never write!… ‘You Never Give Me Your Money!’ (oops, a Beatle slipped in)…. You never visit!… You never let me copy off of your paper!”…
JayBluE over 10 years ago
“Brave New Girl”“To Seek Out New Life, New Civilized Relations…”
“To Boldly Go Where No Pitts Girl Has Gone Before!….”“The Future’s So Bright, I Got Roommates…”or “♪….Won’t Chu Take Me To…. Copytown?….♪”
Mordock999 Premium Member over 10 years ago
THREE Roommates, eh?
Well, I wonder How Long it will be before THOSE Three Roommates Request, No, DEMAND a NEW Roommate, Bern?
raster44 over 10 years ago
Funny, I remember the one time I let a friend? copy my homework. He copied it word for word and since we sat and alphabetic seated following each other, were soon had the teacher wondering. We finally had to admit to it as it was graded. Funny it was the only time he received a higher grade than me in a marking period.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
You won’t have Bernice to copy off of in the future, Luann.So, no change!
JayBluE over 10 years ago
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seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
So even though Bernice is going to Muni, she will be living in a dorm and moving out of her home? I doubt that Gunther will do the same, somehow.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
I could sell them my R3 with the vocoder in it…"^Thanks! That should help at least one of them… hopefully….
JayBluE over 10 years ago
And depending on if Greg continues any of them in the future, 4. could possibly be a surprise (Luann somehow getting in during the next semester or next year)….
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Now, we’ve got to find the cowbell…
live2read over 10 years ago
What?? Luann actually expects Bernice to let her copy from her homework? It’s bad enough that she doesn’t focus on her studies, but she wants her friend to let her cheat off her? I didn’t think she could get that low, but then again, expecting to copy schoolwork from a friend is typical of someone who’s too lazy to learn anything or work for her grades. She’s almost as bad as Tiffany.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
I guess Luann was watching the comparably inferior educational show “Arrested Me Street”, that day.. – “C is for copy.. that’s good enough for me!..”
kenhense over 10 years ago
I never copied somebody’s homework. So now, after all these years, I’m wondering if the teachers all knew who copied who’s homework (it was probably pretty easy to tell).
Editman over 10 years ago
How big is that dorm room,. if 4 people can sleep comfortably? Double up?
Mikeyj over 10 years ago
Nicest thing Bern has said to Luann in years!
Mikeyj over 10 years ago
I hope “All new Bernice” finally includes the make-over she sooo needs!
JayBluE over 10 years ago
"Sounded okay the first time ! "^Copy that!…
JayBluE over 10 years ago
We almost got caught once…"^Almost sounds like a movie title…..
Mikeyj over 10 years ago
My Bernice make-over, what d’yall think?
Mikeyj over 10 years ago
Click Thumbnail ^^^
DaJellyBelly over 10 years ago
I admire Bernice for her willingness to take a chance on a new living environment. And I don’t think her friendship with Luann will ever fully disappear.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
That day finally comes, when that cute girl slips you a piece of paper… you almost mouth “You’re the one!” to her, anticipating going “neener! neener!” to those other girls who snubbed you…. – As you unfold the paper, you think “That checkered shirt doesn’t look so hideous! Those kids were just jealous!”… As you finally uncrinkle that last bit of industrially processed stationery, you start to wonder how many of her books she’ll let you carry… – Aaah! Finally, it’s unveiled! And now everything is going to go your way! And Mr. Hackenbush will have to respect you now, for you are about to “sign the contract” that will permit you to bask in the glory of being a part of your school’s next power coup- (record scratch!) – “Hey, where are all the smiley faces and hearts and check boxes and stuff?” … Yes, to your surprise, astonishment and now chagrin, the horror has finally been unfolded… it’s nothing more than a query into problem number 3-5 on the test.. the test that you’ve been ignoring for the past 20 minutes, and will now fail, and on top of everything else, you missed out on your doodle session which you usually enjoy after you finish ahead of everyone else.. – And Mr. Hackenbush doesn’t care that it was from somebody else, and he lets you know that, as it’s his turn to run detention that day, and he’s mad, cos you just happened to be the only one who got detention that day, and he’s mad because now you both have to miss “Welcome Back Kotter”…… well, he’s more mad that he’s going to miss it….
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Luann, The College Years: A New Beginning.Chapter 1. I love you like a sister!………………………………………Nice makeover, Mikeyj.
Darsan54 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Like “GOOD” sisters should LuAnn. Do you own work.
legaleagle48 over 10 years ago
Nice try, but Delta and Rosa are headed to entirely different schools. Only Tiffany and Quill are headed to Moony Uni.
gleeviolette over 10 years ago
yup.
gleeviolette over 10 years ago
It will be fun seeing the whole gang together at Muni. (of COURSE they are all going to end up there ;) )The strip has sort of lost sight of the parent/kid relationships and has been focusing more on love interests and making career choices. College is a much more interesting place for them to be. Maybe, like Doonesbury, and For Better or Worse, we’ll have the fun of watching them continue on into adulthood and parenthood, too. I’ve always liked Luann – I have a feeling I’m going to love it, for a long, long time.
Willow Mt Lyon over 10 years ago
It doesn’t make sense that Luann is cool with going to the community college instead of Moony Uni with her friends. Maybe she will change her mind and be one of Bern’s roomies. Tiffany can be another, and Gunther’s mother could round it out. After all, doesn’t she want to watch her baby boy?
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
-one suspects getting along with 3 other girls living in the same space will be tough on her-I very much agree. In fact, I anticipate an arc where Bernice discovers that all the things she criticized in Luann aren’t nearly as annoying as the many habits of her new roommates. Instead of ‘obsessing’ over boys, one roomie may obsess over getting into a particular sorority. Another may want to party all the time; a third may be a female version of Gunther who attaches herself to Bernice for mentoring….-I’m now beginning to look forward to future arcs about Bernice!
ACTIVIST1234 over 10 years ago
New classes, new experiences, new schedules, new social life, new friends. Of course you’ll grow apart, Bernice— the only way to stay as you are now is to NOT to grow!*But hopefully, after years growing apart, you’ll again be drawn together— like magnets, and your friendship will be golden.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
“I love you too much to deprive you of the joy of earning a grade on your own efforts.”
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
Don’t forget Shannon.Can’t toss her out, can you?
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
Some friends don’t realize they are hurting their friend by letting them copy. After all, the friend doesn’t realize he or she is hurting himself or herself..I remember a classmate letting another classmate copy her French homework. He justified his copying by the fact that he already spoke a second language, Spanish..I never said a word. He knew ’twas wrong, just tried to justify himself just as he had convinced her.
locake over 10 years ago
Ah. . . . . .Now their friendship makes sense. I argued and fought with my sisters when I was growing up. We were never loving and supportive of each other when we were young. I never chose any friends that were like sisters to me. I picked friends who were nice to me.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
And, if that weren’t enough, the mall and library are right there, too!….
live2read over 10 years ago
To argybargy and joel: I KNOW now that it’s a joke, all right?? Excuse ME for being the way I am. (BTW, this is called sarcasm. You CAN recognize it, right?)
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
Having close friends, and sharing space with people in close quarters, aren’t close to being similar things…
JayBluE over 10 years ago
LOLOLOL!….
ginal9 over 10 years ago
Good one! I back you on that prediction! (o:
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
- dead potato bug home from school in a jar-Did she do that on purpose? If so, why?
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
-Congratulations on both kids. Sounds like you are doing very well by them, and they are doing well by you!
maverick1usa over 10 years ago
But . . . what if it is a co-ed dorm?
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
@howtheduck -“is not saying Bernice is not acting like Bernice because she wants to share space with people in close quarters. Luann specifically mentions friends in panel 2.”.Nope, sharing space with others is the point.The thought that she would then befriend some or all of them and in general make more friends, possibly forgetting Luann in the process is the point.(as if an artist is allowed only one point).Another aspect of the single allowed point is that change is coming.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
@live2read To argybargy and joel: I KNOW now that it’s a joke, all right?? Excuse ME for being the way I am. (BTW, this is called sarcasm. You CAN recognize it, right?).YOU shouldn’t use sarcasm.It is beneath you.(It is right down our alley, however.)
notbornyesterday over 10 years ago
God, lets hope that means three fresh character’s and three new plot lines to replace the one’s here that have become as stale as moldy old bread.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
“That’s durned near eleventy – eight percent.”.a statistical geniusWHATAGUY(Leviticus too)
TORAD_07 over 10 years ago
Nice try, but I didn’t have Delta on my list and many suspect that Rosa’s Plan C involves her going to Moony Uni instead of Yale.
Or, at least, Standford. I’m thinking Gunth could handle that… with, perhaps, weekend visits to home. Maybe Quill will live with Ms. Berger as a “caretaker” while Gunth is away. He can then attend Moony Uni.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
“Careful ! he’s liable to take the phrase "up yer nose wit a rubba hose’ quite literally. "-THE NEIGHBORS had an episode in which the alien neighbor didn’t realize his son being suspended did not mean he had to be suspended in the air.The neighbors intervened when they realized what they thought it meant when Larry Bird was taking Reggie Jackson outside with a shovel after hearing he was “grounded”.
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
- Luann is not saying Bernice is not acting like Bernice because she wants to share space with people in close quarters-I was going to respond to you, but kept scrolling down and saw that DavidHuie Green had already done that, and said it much more clearly than I would have done. I agree with his response; Luann was surprised that Bernice signed up to share space with others because that has not been Bernice’s past behavior. And Bernice was saying that she wants to make a new start. -My hope is that all the characters will have the opportunity, including Luann, who needs new friends who don’t see her as just a low achiever with limited interests. Maybe when she has those new friends, we’ll see fewer postings on this site condemning Luann, who knows?
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Actually, I think it’s more about “Comfort Zones” , which includes both sharing space, and new friends….
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
-LOL!!
JayBluE over 10 years ago
“…she has always had an interest in small livestock such as bugs, spiders, snakes, frogs, etc..” .^^That’s the way it is in my family. Growing up, I had the “animal facts cards” catalogue system that they used to sell, with the picture on the front, and the animal facts on the back, and they fit into this box. – It has translated to the current day, by means of my wife. I am the drafted appointed bug wrangler/critter handler and identifier… if there’s a critter loose, and I’m asleep….right on cue!… Needless to say, I have to brush up, by watching Steve Irwin, Jeff Corwin, etc. (part of my “required” training)… – Also, needless to say, I’ve learned to hear my wife calling my name, in my sleep, or as soon as I’m good and reclining… I have to hand it to her, though… she’s gotten calmer and calmer in her voice when she needs to employ my services….
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
-I can understand her in her weak moments being just a tad conceited -I don’t know that I’ve thought of Bernice as conceited because she’s a better student. I do think of her as thinking that she is a better person than Luann, which has been a disappointment to me. -But, to me, allowing that someone can feel conceit because they are more capable of certain things than someone else is certainly giving that person a very big ‘hall pass’, to use a school term. -After all, athletes are usually much better at their sports than those who sit and watch, but we don’t want to encourage them, even in their weak moments, to conclude that they are better people than nonathletes. We need to praise them when they show themselves to understand that they have certain gifts, but that those gifts (and their own hard work) don’t mean that they are better than others.-My younger brother is a science professor. When we were in school, he was so much better at math than I that I often had to ask for his help. On the other hand, I was a much better writer. Neither of us, even in our weakest times, were conceited about our various strengths or looked down our noses at each other. And I see Bernice doing that with Luann.-Despite the fact that my brother and I tried not to hold ourselves up as special, our younger sis, who struggled very much with most school subjects (except arts) was convinced that we were always putting pressure on her to be ‘like us’. And she often just gave up, because she felt she could never measure up.-In a way, I’m glad I haven’t been reading this comic as long as others, because it would be painful to see Luann disliking herself and considering herself to be a failure because she didn’t measure up to Bernice. And I haven’t seen that yet.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
No, I get treats, now!… – No, but really, I think that she gets calmer and doesn’t shriek or jump up and down, now, when an “orb weaver spider” or a “1,000 legger” comes by… or an emperor scorpion (okay, we’re both going to be jumping and shrieking, on that one!)…
ACTIVIST1234 over 10 years ago
“dinner for students who have achieved academic excellence. He was announced as valedictorian with a 4.8 GPA as well as perfect attendance from kindergarten through his senior year. "*Brdshtt – incredible! Please congratulate your son as well for us, and please let him know we want him to be happy & “self-actualized” as well as academically successful!*You have a right to be proud— your kids wouldn’t have done it without your support!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
ABC 7 PM central daylight savings time Friday nights, current program.And no, he would probably just eat his ground Chuck.Larry Bird and his wife Jackie Joyner Kerseyand children Reggie Jackson and Dick Butkis are trying hard to fit into our society.failing but trying
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
With three roommates, Bernice is about to ignore Luann and concentrate on MU college social life…despite what she just told Luann. I think she means well, but…life gets in the way and old friends move on to different people. I’m thinking Luann is going to end up being depressed because she is going to a community college rather than MU… ;)
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
WHATAME.Split the baby right down the middle?Bernice is beautiful, smart, friendly.If she meets new people, she forms new friendships.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
Now YOU’RE pulling MY leg?
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Well, I meant the rubber hose thing… – But I didn’t think you meant any harm for the other thing, either….. though such a statement could possibly be taken in that way, because of the “connotation”….