Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for May 16, 2014
Transcript:
Mr. Fogarty: "I have to be honest with you, Miss Phelps. Not a day has gone by that I didn't wish I were anyplace but here" Mr. Fogarty: "If I were the pope, my students wouldn't bother me" Miss Phelps: "Why, because they'd respect you?" Mr. Fogarty: "No, because I'd be in Italy"
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Whenever the Pitts athletic teams win, they can always rub their opponents’ face in a Pitts victory…. - Conversely, if they lose, you can be sure to hear the students at Pitts say: “We stink!”
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Kind of a lame joke…at least we know for sure that Fogarty Hated teaching… ;)
JayBluE over 10 years ago
“A Hairy Situation At Pitts”“Pitts Stands Dull, Not Constantinople”“Hungary, For A Change Of Scenery”“Keep Your Pitts Away From China”“Straight Outta Compton Lynwood Da Pitts”“Quitting Cold Turkey " “This Place Is Da Pitts!”“If You Want To Add A Danish ToThe List, Denmark It Down”or “Iran, So Far Away”
Templo S.U.D. over 10 years ago
Didn’t know Mr. F. was Catholic.
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
“Atheist” or “Adventist?” ;)
LouEthelip over 10 years ago
I think this pretty well sums up the feeling of anybody at their job. Even if they overall enjoy what they do. I like what I do for a living but almost daily I wish i was in Bermuda, or Hawaii, or even Vegas (where I want to retire too)
Elmer Gantry Fudd over 10 years ago
Not even one good day! He hated every day of his life. Is Evans trying to out-despair Funky Winkerbean?
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Oh, my hub absolutely LOVES fruitcake! I wonder if anyone in the “Luann” Club does?! ;)
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Can hardly wait…I am always on the lookout for a good fruit cake recipe… One wonders…what if Frank liked fruitcake, too?! ;)
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
LOL! ;)
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Another obscure fact: he original School color for Pitts was Cherry…. – If I wanted to know if Phelps would join Fogarty in Nebraska,how could I find out? Hmmm. .. Maybe Alaska.
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
One good thing about this being Friday…there’s only One More Day of Mr. I-never-did-like-teaching-high-school-kids-anyway!!! ;)
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Heheheheheheh!!! This is one of those I-just fell-off-of-my-computer-chair LOL posts!!! ;)
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
I don’t know…maybe it’s better to do this at home, because how else could you blow your house up before the bank guys come calling? ;)
Boophilus over 10 years ago
This doesn’t make Mr. Fogarty seem sympathetic, it makes him seem pathetic. Every. single. day. for the past 30 years, he has wished he were ANY place else? And yet he did NOTHING about that. He never changed careers or tried to help himself in any way. *It definitely lends credence to the theory that Mr. Fogarty is terrible at his job. I have the feeling that this whole Fogarty plot will end with his students demonstrating that he really did make a difference. Too little too late.
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
My, how time flies…back to my library book…’Nite all!
“Two roads diverged in a wood, and I… I took the the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.” (Robert Frost, 1874 – 1963)
wlabinger over 10 years ago
I really don’t like this arc or these characters!!!! Please stop, Greg!
flowergirl19 over 10 years ago
Thanks for the recipe! I will have to try it out to see if it really is the best one ever. Would it be okay to substitute something else for the scotch? I much prefer vodka or tequila ;)
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
Is it Monday yet?
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
Dang!Well, if anybody wants me, I’ll be over at “Zits” reading about funny teenagers.
Namrepus over 10 years ago
God be with the residents and firefighters in southern California who are living through a very dangerous and uncertain time right now.
dkendraf over 10 years ago
I really should know by now: Never, never, NEVER read comments while drinking root beer or ginger ale. Hurts coming out of the nose!
(laughing so hard I’ve hit backspace a lot just to get this many words here)
Fly On The Wall over 10 years ago
Ipray to God these flashbacks dont go on next week……Stupid….Boring!!!!!
Mordock999 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Well I got some BAD New For ’Ya Foggy-Pants.
As Thankless and as Tedious as it Was, You’re Gonna MISS being a Teacher.
Just WAIT….,
becidaboy over 10 years ago
This is sad, a life spent doing something that you didn’t like to do.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
No cats in Americano students in Italy?
King_Shark over 10 years ago
“We are not in Italy! " Pope Francis’ outraged spokespriest.
ACTIVIST1234 over 10 years ago
WORK DAY/PLAY DAY: I propose we have one during Memorial Day weekend. Yesterday I suggested updating Wikipedia’s Luann page, and JayBlue added,* “There’s also “Tropes.com” and Wikia (not to be confused with Wikipedia) and a few other sites that must be “maintained” and/or updated.”*Shall we go about this in an organized manner or just hit & miss, editing each other’s work at will? (That might be more fun and prevent uniformity.) What say we do the Wikipedia page unbiased to our favorite characters and as fans on one of the other sites?
Willow Mt Lyon over 10 years ago
I hope there won’t be staff like Phelps and Fogarty at the colleges. They are not funny but dowdy and pathetic. Good riddance!
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Clever, Fogarty! Maybe Miss Phelps would join you for a guided tour (hint hint)….
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
-That was a good friend!!! LOL!!!
ACTIVIST1234 over 10 years ago
“Given to me by a friend of mine, rest his soul..Best Fruitcake Recipe Ever”*BS – Thanks! I’m going to try it. Since I don’t usually have whiskey around, would apple cider be a suitable substitute (or would it ruin it entirely)?
Diane Lee Premium Member over 10 years ago
I taught for 30 years. The only thing wrong with this strip is the sex of the teacher. Most of the men were teaching because they loved their subject, or because it let them also coach. It was the women who had in the 1960s had the same experience I did. When I went to my high school adviser with A’s in mechanical drawing etc ( though I was the only girl in the class) and said I wanted to be an architect, his reaction was a gentle smirk and " That’s cute, do you want to be a secretary, nurse, or teacher?" So, yeah, there were a lot of teachers who hated the job and never should have been there, but most of them were women.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Please excuse this diversion, folks, but I though you all might want to see this (Especially since many wish for this arc to be over). These kittens in a hamster ball are a sure-fire, must see, “automatic smile generator” that’s sure to brighten your day, or at least be the icing on your Friday! click here and see!!!!!
dblbaraje over 10 years ago
Gee, Greg, better take a hint about this story line. The natives are getting restless. When people start recommending other website (kittens in a hamster ball) it is really bad. I am going to go see those kittens now, they are probably adorable.
tubgrape over 10 years ago
Hmmmm. My 8th grade language arts students once likened me to Fogarty. Someone even gave me a birthday card with Fogarty on it. Well, I am bald, wear glasses, and have used some of his mannerisms and have given similar assignments. I also retired last year, so I am finding I have more and more similarities to him. Hmmmm. I actually used the Fogarty image for my Facebook account for awhile. And when I once wrote Greg and told him kids identified me with Fogarty, he replied how sorry he was for me. Well, hrumph. Fogarty and I are both going to be retired and ENJOYING IT. So there!
wrenchdevil2014 over 10 years ago
I have a strip of Fogerty from 1986 from my HS newspaper, saved it because the last panel he says" he never argues with the boys on the wrestling team" Happy Retirement
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 10 years ago
This is actually kind of sad.
3pibgorn9 over 10 years ago
should never have been a teacher. I’ve known a few like that. Bad deal all around.
live2read over 10 years ago
Oh, it was, ReallyBad. I think Greg Evans is the John Hughes of comic strips—make the teenagers look cool and the adults look like idiots.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 10 years ago
I can think of few more depressing things to do than work a job for thirty or so years and hate it.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Heh, heh, heh!!! New Jersey! Ha ha!!
JayBluE over 10 years ago
I always end up wanting to put a “t” in his last name.. thanks!
JayBluE over 10 years ago
“Yeah, the Four Lads! I’m sure the 45 is worth a small bit of change, by now!”^“Depending on its condition.”^Well, true. – I left that part out, only because though it generally is the case, you’d be surprised at which records will still attract some attention. For most records, they must be in NM, M, or VG condition, but there’s a special group of records (Meet the Supremes’ first pressing, $9,000+; second pressing of album with alt. cover, $500-1,000+) that collectors will make an exception on, especially if it is in “out of print” or “limited stock” worldwide, and they think that the chances of them running across it in a better condition or even ever again are “slim and none”….
JayBluE over 10 years ago
I also have aunts and other friends and family in the area (including Temecula). – Our thoughts be with Greg and his, and all of our loved ones and neighbors and the like, and those involved in the rescue operations!
dt1949 over 10 years ago
Someday he will miss teaching…we all did.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
That’s the same way I feel about oxygen. I don’t like particles or histamines or even alloys in it. I take mine straight to the head- well, first to the nose, then to the lungs. Okay, I admit, I also like it to swirl around in my bloodstream a bit… but then, straight to my brain, right after that… – I also like planets without nuts in them….
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Song list for this comment:“99”, by Toto“99 Luftbalons/99Red Baloons” by Nena“99 Biottles of Milk Of Magnesia On The Wall” By Q. Easy
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Hey! You’re back!!
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Bonus points!!!
flowergirl19 over 10 years ago
“It’s similar to me with beer.”
Hahahahahahah!
flowergirl19 over 10 years ago
@Namrepus
“God be with the residents and firefighters in southern California who are living through a very dangerous and uncertain time right now.”
If any of you are praying types out there, please pray for us here in the San Diego area. It appears some psychopaths are starting at least some of the fires on purpose. The fires aren’t near me now, but they were back in 2007. It nearly scared me half to death.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Yeah, I found out when I saw that Gweedo wasn’t at “Ten Cats” or a few other places. I thought- maybe he’s still making the rounds… then I said- maybe he didn’t know he was back, yet… Aw, Gweed… You’re a “Rebel With Or Without A Cause”, LOL!
Soccer_Rocks743 over 10 years ago
Forgarty-Flashbacks are boring
JayBluE over 10 years ago
LOL! No, you’re not nuts! You are just a “loose screw”! (Uh… wait… that…. probably sounds worse , doesn’t it?)
JayBluE over 10 years ago
I also forgot to mention the situation where the printing mistake on a record label or album cover turns it into a collector’s item, as well- I wonder how many people got canned for “trying to create a new work of art?” (XD)
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Yeah… that’s even better… lost…. we’ll go with that one….– Actually, that reminds me of the Show “Far Out Space Nuts” with Bob Denver… Good times, good times! While it lasted, that is!
JayBluE over 10 years ago
You forgot, too, that I’m right along with you… except I’m a nut that lives in a bowl, swimming amongst a bunch of flakes, trying to keep his head above the milk…
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Yeah!!! I remember that show! Ha ha ha ha!!!!!!
JayBluE over 10 years ago
And it had James Doohan in it, too!
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Ha ha!! I’ve gotta use that one!!!!
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Of course, I’d replace it with “Jay”, instead…
DevilDog2001 Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Technically, he’d be in the Vatican, not Italy.