Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for August 10, 2014

First, you’re eating strawberry jam. Next thing you know, you look up, and you’re in a traffic jam!

So, between Today and a possible Tomorrow none of them will change their hair styles?

“Future Feature”“The Past And The President”

“In My Life” (♫)“Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes” (♫)“Once In A Lifetime” (♫)“Ella Presidente Prefers Al Dente”or“Wondering……”

my, how time flies!

You really want your life depending on Luann? Bernice?You will make a BRAVE president, Delta.On the other hand, your judgment will soon be called into question.

Nah. Make Luann Veep. All Veeps do is look pretty and take over if the president dies.

Bern makes a good-looking G-woman

This is a figment of Delta’s deranged imagination. She may very well become president some day, though I doubt she can do it with her idealism intact. She will not keep using her friends as loyal henchmen in her stunts forever. They can barely work up any loyalty now.

They can do better than becoming some lobby-bought, sleazy politicians

Just because I’m one of those “useless trivia” people, I’ll point out that Greg has done a nice job in panel 3 of picturing the “Resolute” desk, which has been used by most presidents since Queen Victoria gave it to the US in the 1880s.

Geeeezus, it’s a comic strip and take your meds. And I seem to remember a few news stories about some misbehaving Secret Service recently.

I like it! Delta is a believable President, and there is no reason why Luann and Bernice couldn’t become part of her Secret Service guard detail!

Did you know that Karen, one of Greg’s daughter has been writing the strips while Greg kept doing the art?

http://dailycartoonist.com/index.php/2013/09/23/greg-evans-daughter-taking-over-writing-of-luann/

Put a fedora on Bernice and she’d look just like Diane Keaton in panel #3

She has to be better than the clown that is in there now.

They look like women in black Luann doesn’t need sunglasses because she’s out of sync half the time anyway..“…if you go in there, you’re gonna lay your Jack Webb on her, start flashing your brain-ray all in her face. You’re gonna wind up giving her leukemia or something.”

Yes, speaking from experience.

So?

Is Delta running? (I’d rather vote for her than another woman who shall remain nameless…)

Luann will offer suggestions on bodyguarding to Bernice; Bernice will crack a sarcastic joke about them. Meanwhile, Delta decides to skip the Inauguration Ball in order to bring food to a needy family.

Okay, Delta being the POTUS? No Problem.

But making Two People Who CAN’T Keep Secrets, Members of the Secret Service?

PLEASE…..,

Delta would be a lot better president than the schmuck we have now.

Just a different drawing technique.

LOL, very funny! Love the female power triplets.

This strip has gone from a almost true to life study of growing up female to a soap opera full of cliches and political correctness. It undergone disneyfication.

I never thought I’d see a black president in my lifetime and was thankfully proven wrong but a black FEMALE president? Nah, not gonna happen.

nice to be sure, isn’t it?

The second frame looks like it’s from the movie: ‘The First wives Club’.

No truly good person becomes president. So Delta should be perfect. She is much more about looking like she is doing good than she is about doing good.

So who is press secretary? Tiffany?

fifty fifth.

Hopefully, this means that we will see more of Delta in the arcs to come.

I could see Luann being Secret Service, but Bernice? You’d figure she’d be somewhere in the NSC or some kind of S2 intelligence service, or something, with her smarts…

Darling strip…but would be funnier if Luann were sitting at the Desk!

We can only hope.

The right wing has been beside itself ever since an intelligent black man took the office, can you imagine the hissy fit they’d have over an intelligent black woman in the office.

I’d vote for Delta.

Small desk, clean, no frantic activity… a composed, well managed and organized government system. What a dream!

(When I’m) _ 64 th !

I think it was just thinner before. Bernice is the only one who looks exactly the same.

Delta will not become president. The life in politics would eat her alive. Plus which, if she were still a decent, honest person, she would never be allowed to run, and if by some total complete miracle she won, she’d be shot sooner rather than later.

Absolutely can’t see either Bernice or Luann in the Oval Office in any offical capacity.

How ‘bout Uncle Ben’s Converted Rice ?

Sorry Delta, we’ve tried the Socialist Neighborhood Organizer President experiment and it’s been a dismal failure.!!!!

“This strip is a complete insult to the hardworking men and women of the Secret Service. Apparently anyone can do the job.”.A police car with a dummy placed in it helps reduce crime for a while.Not that my beloved Luann is a dummy….

“I can see Delta as President and Bernice as a Secret Service Agent assigned to protect her. Luann looks out of place.”.and without the shades, it is possible Luann is performing some other function, events planning perhaps

“This guy, like many others, had no gray when he first took office.”.Jimmy Carter looked ReallyBad when he left office.

“So what if she becomes a stay-at-home mom? There’s greatness in that!”.Maybe she don’ wanna be a mom, she can choose to dedicate her life to selfless betterment of Mankind if she wishes.(Besides, what with me married, where’s she going to find a single man worthy of her??)

More than likely the USA will not survive until Delta could take office. It is 17.6 going on 18 trillion of debt. The southern border is now gone and the USA had now allowed all central American people citizenship; current citizens need not apply.

America is finished and the high school students of today were betrayed by many politicians in present Washington D.C. who deserve capital treason charges.

“Tomorrow?”

HA!!!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“she can choose to dedicate her life to selfless betterment of Mankind if she wishes” … I thought that’s what I said ….It probably was.Nonetheless, to some “So what if she becomes a stay-at-home mom? There’s greatness in that!” could be considered setting one’s personal joys above the needs of those who so desperately need a good leader..She might produce twelve of the greatest children the world has ever known, but at the expense of someone else guiding the free world, resulting in some bloody war which kills millions and millions of other children..She could have children and be President, but there is the danger she would not be there when her children needed her because she was off saving those same millions of other children..Every road taken leaves other roads not taken.Saying she has to take THIS road to greatness or THAT road to greatness is not up to us, but to her (and Greg Evans, of course).

“Not gonna happen. We’ve seen what a disaster the current POTUS of color has wrought on the sheeple of Amerika comrades.”.We all have colors to our skin.Those of us whose colors more closely match those of others still don’t always think and act alike.It would be ever so slightly racist and idiotic to think otherwise.

I don’t remember who said it, but being VP is nothing but waiting for somebody to die and nothing but a warm bucket of spit! Upon thinking about it, it could have been said by two different people.

@BillH77

.“America is finished and the high school students of today were betrayed by many politicians in present Washington D.C. who deserve capital treason charges.”.———————————————I am surrounded by pessimists.We may go bankrupt and lose international respect, but we will survive and continue to save the world with our sometimes goodness, sometimes greatness, all times luck..And Delta may lead the way — or someone like her.

Come on everybody chill lax! This is a comic strip. Cool it with the name calling and the politics.

Politics is trivial compared to what will happen with TJ!

Hey, everybody! Debate time! As President, how would Delta deal with the issue of Ebola?

No it shows us that if you work hard, you can achieve your dreams. It is not an insult, but a chance to dream and aspire to greater things. Stop viewing life as half empty and start enjoying the brighter side of things. You just might feel better about yourself and others will not feel depressed when you enter a room.

“first”…actually, second… ;)

Like your comment about wanting to know a Secret Service! LOL ;)

Re: the current President’s policies and programs…I agree (I promise, no more politics!) ;)

OK! Hahahahaha! ;)

Why not?

That would rock! The very first animated Commander in chief. You thought I was going to say woman, huh?

If the millions died while her imaginary children were growing up, they would be too late.They might save other millions but not THAT bunch.The imaginary children might also grow up to cause the deaths of those imaginary children, like Mao’s mother, Josef’s mother, Adolph’s mother.No way to know in advance, therefore silly to second guess a choice with so many variables and unknowns.??And regarding the ones thinking political considerations out of place in a strip contemplating a possible president, please reconsider.

Wow! What about this being the…. “chronicling”… of people in tiny “snapshots” from three different times- then, as compared to the now……. and the wondering of the ‘next phase’ for the three?…. – Or the ‘getting older’ part, even…

“♫….You may ask yourself: “Why don’t these pants fit me?”And you may ask yourself: “Where did my teeth go?” “No, really! I misplaced them!”And you may say to yourself: “I can’t wait to grow up!”Until you tell yourself: “Why did I do that?”You used to think to yourself: “Just wait till I’m older!”And you may say to yourself: “Waitaminit! How did I get here? I mean, what did I come in here for?” …♫"

To throw in my “two cents” about parents, – Parents are among the most responsible positions there are. The “molding and shaping” and character building for sports figures, entertainers, community leaders, etc. The rest may depend on the individual, but it all begins in the rearing.

Ooo, that’d be cool! DO IT DO IT DO IT

She should aspire to something better.