Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 10, 2015

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    knight1192a  over 9 years ago

    It is a superstition, but is it a superstition to be ignored? I don’t actually know. I’ve had instances where I’ve jokingly said their knock on wood instances, but didn’t do so and had bad luck follow. And I’ve had instances where I didn’t do so and had good luck follow. Instances where I did so and had good luck follow, and instances where I did so and bad luck followed. Which would suggest a superstition to be ignored. The irony is the instances where I didn’t do so and had bad luck and the instances where I did do so and had good luck follow actually out number their opposite. Coincidental and doesn’t prove a thing.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 9 years ago

    Lady Luck sure got Steph pretty badly.

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    WoodEye  over 9 years ago

    Oh good, it got him before the bad pun came out.

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    WaitingMan  over 9 years ago

    As Isaac Asimov said, more apropos of these modern times, “Knock plastic”.

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    arye uygur  over 9 years ago

    In Yiddish you must say “Kunna-horah” (spelling?) – It refers to the evil eye

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    Arianne  over 9 years ago

    Hey Steph – Break a leg! -There’s no bad luck, the toon’s just drawn that way. (@Bruno)

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    Sisyphos  over 9 years ago

    Ksssshhhhh!Today’s Mother’s Day Special is Pastiscakes with maple syrup and sliced bananas. Don’t slip on the peels; that would be bad luck.You have to be really unlucky to get squashed by a falling piano while seated at your own desk, ehh, Cartoon-Boy?

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    wiselad  over 9 years ago

    glad it was not rat, he would have knocked Tiger woods 3 times

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    Bilan  over 9 years ago

    Don’t blame Pig. He’s just the piano knocker.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Timing is everything.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    LMAO!

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    So does this mean someone else will be writing/drawing this strip?

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    PICTO  over 9 years ago

    I was told that believing in superstitions is bad luck…

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    alviebird  over 9 years ago

    Steve Cropper & Eddie Floyd / Knock On Wood

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    juicebruce  over 9 years ago

    Better to error on the side of caution…knock on wood !……Me thinks that this habit came from earlier times and was a way to check and see that the wood was good for building.

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    juicebruce  over 9 years ago

    Forgot to say Happy Mother’s Day !

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    rshive  over 9 years ago

    Not fast enough, Pig!

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    whiteheron  over 9 years ago

    Hey Pastis, play us something off key. That should be easy.

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    Squoop  over 9 years ago

    You’re supposed to knock THREE times???? OMG no wonder….

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    hariseldon59  over 9 years ago

    Something tells me that Rat is responsible for the falling piano. Or possibly Wile E. Coyote.

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    cgrantt57 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Something tells me that Stephan is fixing to “un-die.”

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    puddlesplatt  over 9 years ago

    can you pull wood just in case?

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Pig shoulda knocked on Steph’s skull!

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    rajasetlur  over 9 years ago

    Just a plain KSSSSSSSH?? With 220 bones breaking and fifty odd strings snapping one would expect a philharmonic orchestra cracking and twanging. And Pig was so close in the previous panel – did the piano not hit because he did not believe in the belief?

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    A_NY_Outlaw  over 9 years ago

    it still counts Steph…

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    OldestandWisest  over 9 years ago

    Could have been worse, could have been a 15-ton weight!

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    tuna1  over 9 years ago

    Why do I get the feeling Rat was at the other end of that piano?

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    abbybookcase  over 9 years ago

    i always knock on wood, or lacking any wood, i’ll knock on my head. i still do this even though i learned the origin of the superstition has to do with christ on the cross. did i say that i’m jewish?

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    finale  over 9 years ago

    PENNY!

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    Lawrence Stetz Premium Member over 9 years ago

    When they pry him out from under the piano, he will have black and white keys in place of his teeth.

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    Steve_The_Beard  over 9 years ago

    You made me laugh out loud :-)

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    codedaddy  over 9 years ago

    Dang! – It was a perfectly good piano, too.

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    mjb515  over 9 years ago

    That’s what you get putting yourself into Toontown, Steph.

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    Godfreydaniel  over 9 years ago

    @firebrand1That’s the third time this month I’ve fallen for that!

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    Godfreydaniel  over 9 years ago

    Pastis is lucky, though, he could have had a pile of lemmings (or crocs) fall on him……

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    phlash  over 9 years ago

    …and on that note……that really struck a chord……proving that if you don’t C#, you’ll B♭…

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    Number Three  over 9 years ago

    At least Stephan and Peter Griffin from Family Guy have something in common.

    xxx

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    Sherlock Watson  over 9 years ago

    Is that piano a Steinway or an Acme?

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    weatherford.joe  over 9 years ago

    Too little too late.

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    the thing is-  about 4 years ago

    poor piano.

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    AustinMains  almost 4 years ago

    well he did knock on wood

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    alantain  over 1 year ago

    Wood!?! Will MDF, plywood or particle board work? It has wood in it!

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