Herman by Jim Unger for June 04, 2015

I liked the first grade. I spent three of my best years in school, in first grade.

This is a job for someone with a kindergarten education.

Is that his nose hair or side burns?

Both of my grandfathers made it to 8th grade. My grandmothers weren’t as lucky. One never went to any school; and the other quit when she was ten and her father died.

Probably a Walmart position.

That appears to be a veritable forest growing out of that fellow’s nose. Major ICK factor. I wouldn’t hire him based on that alone.

Yes, I’m overqualified. You can hire someone to do this job at half my salary. The thing is, you’ll have to hire three of them to do it as well as me. Do the math.

Overqualified to be a Politician !?!

3 years in first grade out of loyalty to your study partner – and dear ol’ dad has never forgotten it.

TSA?

for dad and I to graduate together.for dad and me to graduate together.

for dad and I to graduate together..for dad and me to graduate together.

Overqualified. I.e., he would have qualified for the employer-funded health care.