Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for June 18, 2015

Invest carefully.

Reversible shoes, mister jock?

New poll up: Best use of the warehouse?

Who will go on to be the better artist?1) 15 votes – Luann2) 7 votes – Gothy3) 6 votes – Jock4) 6 votes – People buy art?5) 5 votes – Other (Leslie Knox (2 votes), Dez, Bernice, Knute)

(Greg’s exhibit:) An “upside down question mark in English …does this mean that it’s a _”rehtorical"_ quesiton? – I guess Jock’s idea would have him put in stocks and bonds …. – The one drawback with “reversible shoes” would be that you could never have “stinky feet” if you wanted to “switch them up”….

So, out of the mouths of babes will come the next part of this arc. How refreshing it would be if Shannon told Frank and Nancy that their idea of turning a warehouse into an art gallery is ‘silly’…

“Patent Ending’“Product Displacement”“The Merchant Of Tennis”“A Stressed Investment”“Snap, Crackle, What?”“Nothing Ventured, Nothing Pained”“Me, Myself And Idle Cash”“Soup Du Jour”“A Fool And His Money…”“Telegraphed Mercantile”

“As Soon As My Emterprise Comes In”“Don’t Count Your Chickens Until The Plot Hatches”or“Convenience In Store”

“Brought to you” by… – Plotz’ Convenience Stores.. “Now open, 24 hours! Soon as we remember where we put the keys….”

In case you missed it from yesterday, I responded: “Aye, T’was!…”

Wow!! That’s a lot of “secret recipes” to guard, heh, heh….

Oh, good! Then we be all “squared up”, it t’would seem….

Spend it? You’re already thinking wrong TJ. Invest it all, give yourself something to retire on. Stupid kid.

I wonder what TJ would consider “cool” ?

careful TJ, she will charge a finder’s fee LOL

C’mon TJ, you knew exactly what you wanted to do with the money just as soon as you torched…er, the accident happened to your truck

Soooo – TJ got away with it. I thought the insurance company could blow him off with threats of fraud and jail.

God be with the South Carolina victims and their families tonight.

Any idea, plan, or scheme involving TJ would be an automatic No Go for me! Be careful, Frank and Nancy!

You never know until you ask.Now you know

That’s RIGHT Smiley.

Keep Talking Loudly about How Much Money Ya Got.

Some OTHER Arch Criminal Will Soon RELIEVE You of the “Burden” of what to Do with All Your Dough….,

“The Warehouse Plan”

And TJ appears to remind readers that he recently came into some money and wants to invest it. Anyone who thinks the Warehouse Plan won’t happen hasn’t been paying attention. BTW, I don’t think Frank & Nancy want to cater to a single audience; the WP came into fruition when Luann or Quill mentioned not having adequate space to hold a play. So, I imagine the warehouse will be converted into a multi-use facility.

No doubt, Toni and Brad’s wedding will be at the warehouse.

Wouldn’t it have been cheaper to just put a lock on the door? Especially if they might close on some other occasion.

A joint venture between Zebo-TJ-DeGroots! What will they call it, Titanic II?

Frank and Nancy, just be careful if TJ ever says, “You know what this theater needs? A propane tank!”I wouldn’t be coming back to work there.

I wonder if the guy in the knit cap is ever going to actually contribute something useful to this strip (or to his fellow characters).

Yeah, I hate the Submit button sometimes.Actually, the question in the poll is “what would you do if you had a warehouse”, so it kind of lets you do an end run around what Greg and Karen are going to do.

lol

Put it away for now.

Every character has their own self-interest idea for “The Warehouse”.TJ is the only one who’s being vaguely realistic since $61 K won’y buy you a building anywhere, especially in California.Any bets on Zébo being the current owner of “The Warehouse”, but couldn’t pull off the gallery idea himself, so he’s looking for pigeons to do it for him?

‘cause sometimes it’s just too hard to figure out which shoe goes on which foot, like socks.

Nibble, nibble, Mom & Dad. Before long, you’ll have swallowed the warehouse plan hook, line, and sinker.*When all the circumstances align to put you on a path, pull over and check your map.

I like Shannon’s initiative. She “leans in”.

“Hey, TJ, congratulations on committing insurance fraud! "*SB – Hey, let’s not be cynical— we VOTED on it, so it’s got to be legit. right?

Oh Goth, I was starting to like you for your terse and to the point remarks. Now you’ve gone back to being the total void. At least Jock thought of something interesting though not likely doable, but maybe for socks or really flexible shoes made out of some soft polymer.

:) I still really like Emo (Goth Dude) and Jacque (Jock) a lot as characters. Still not really liking the warehouse/gallery idea. It seems so far beyond typical college experience for a freshman course. But…. I will have to defer my final opinion until I see what Greg still has afoot in this regard.

“Secrets of Salamander Love”.*Yet another story to make G & T uncomfortable. Or hot. Or both. http://news.stlpublicradio.org/post/saint-louis-zoo-shares-secrets-salamander-love-hellbender-symposium

“I think the best Idea would be to have a base shoe "*BS – That’s a fine idea. I used to buy one style of shoe at KMart in Navy, Forest Green, Black, Brown, White, Bone because they were comfortable. Now they’ve quit selling those shoes.*Please tell Jock & TJ about your idea. Ned (Judge Parker entrepreneur) could manufacture them using senior citizens.

maybe you could peel off the out part of the sole. then reverse and stick on a new outer sole portion.

“Hey, TJ, congratulations on committing insurance fraud!”.Some people are SOOOOO distrusting.Just because someone looks guilty, benefited from an event, even has a slightly shady past does NOT PROVE he is guilty this particular time..In fact, the fact he hasn’t figured out what to do with the money yet implies it caught him off-guard.

I have to admit I like Jock.

ROFL (our skin’s too wrinkled to be fashionable)

You beat me to the Soylent Green thing. But actually, the Affordable Care Act beat us both to it, according to the Actuary for Health and Human Services…

SPOILER ALERT AND STUFF

And a little child shall lead them. As if this was a surprise…