Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for July 14, 2010
Transcript:
Ranger: Hi, kids! I'm Ranger Dan! You all ready for a nature hike? Wear a hat to keep the ticks away! Alice: YAY! Dill: Ticks? Alice: FINALLY! We'll get to see some fish-slapping bears! Kevin: Wearing your hat backwards won't keep ticks away! Dill: Yes it will! It'll serve to further confuse them! Miss Bliss: Are you okay, Ranger Dan? Ranger: It's these new ranger shoes I got. They're killing my feet.
margueritem over 14 years ago
Oh lordy! LOL!
leakysqueaky712 over 14 years ago
This should be some safari!!!!!!!!!
leakysqueaky712 over 14 years ago
Hmmm………This ranger Dan kind of reminds me of Phil Silvers.
mrsullenbeauty over 14 years ago
Tomorrow we learn about Lyme disease.
bergamot over 14 years ago
Dill’s logic is a little Calvinesque ; like when calvin tried to wear a mask on the back of his head to prevent tiger attacks . Yeah that Calvin .
GeeDee Premium Member over 14 years ago
leakysqueaky–You’re definitely an old fart (like me) if you can remember Phil Silvers.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
I remember Phil Silvers, too.
Alice is really set on seeing those fish-slapping bears. Too bad all they’re going to see is Ranger Dan taking off his shoes.
BrianCrook over 14 years ago
Ranger Dan looks like a better mate for Miss Bliss than does the banjo man.
celeconecca over 14 years ago
I have never heard of wearing a hat to keep the ticks away. True?
vldazzle over 14 years ago
I’d think ticks would attack the ankles. I agree that the ranger would be better for Miss Bliss than the guitarman.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
I’m too young to remember Phil Silvers. Was he a TV evangelist? Don’t forget, I’m having another 39th birthday(no I don’t remember Jack Benny or Rochester either).
WaitingMan over 14 years ago
They look alike. They dress alike. Could the weird new girl be Miss Bliss’ daughter? Or to be less controversial, Miss Bliss’ clone?
pomdemonium over 14 years ago
Maybe it’s her identical cousin. The Phil and Patty Show.
oribassi over 14 years ago
I’m so curious about the new girl! And i think Dill looks so bad boy awesome. I have a crush on him. –
JanLC over 14 years ago
I remember Phil Silvers.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
celecca, vldazzle, pat attention! The hat doesn’t protect by covering the areas susceptible to bites, it protects by confusing the ticks! Wearing it backwards further confuses them.
And all of you who are trying to break up Miss Bliss and Timmy Fretwork are hateful people.
(Please forgive my snippiness. I’m in deep mourning. Penelope Cruz has gotten married. Worse still, she married Anton Chigurh. He’s a very bad man. He’s not my friendo.)
Lyons Group, Inc. over 14 years ago
If this was an animated show, Patrick Warbuton (from The Rules Of Engagement) would be the perfect voice of Ranger Dan.
habamom over 14 years ago
Ranger Dan’s old ranger shoes must have burned up in the Nature Center fire. Or maybe they’re stuck in the sinkhole. Or maybe Godzilla stomped on them!
Good luck with your new shoes, Ranger Dan!
pinkdryad Premium Member over 14 years ago
dill looks so awesome with the backwards cap! too cute.
and ticks can drop from trees, so i can see how wearing the hat could help. slightly.
bossyheifer over 14 years ago
Love the pith helmet that the new girl gets to wear! I want one!
Dirty Dragon over 14 years ago
Ranger Dan isn’t going to remind me of Phil Silvers until he tries to sell the Nature Center to Miss Bliss.
jump4joy over 14 years ago
Any seasoned hiker knows to wear comfortable, well-fitting shoes. Doesn’t bode well….
I keep hearing Forrest Gump’s voice in my head, saying “Ranger Da-an! Ranger Da-an”!
I’m with Fritzoid. Timmy Fretwork is the MAN!
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Ticks actually do like to hide in hair, where the longer it is before you find them, the more suspectible you are to getting Lyme disease. Our family has found them hiding in our hair, which is why I know this. Chiggers like to get your ankles, waist, and if you guys squat while wearing shorts, you might end up with a severe case of “jock” itch. Mosquitoes just go for bare flesh. Oh, the joys of living in the country….
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
“Any seasoned hiker knows to wear comfortable, well-fitting shoes. Doesn’t bode well….”
The whole Nature Center is probably about as big as a city block, so I don’t think he’ll be suffering too long.
Ermine Notyours over 14 years ago
I bought a hat that claimed to have insect repellent properties. Didn’t seem to work much.
Patrick Warburton WAS The Tick.
robert423elliott almost 3 years ago
Patrick Warburton was also David Puddy, Elaine’s boyfriend, on Seinfeld.