Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 15, 2016
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DanaeL A-hem... Ned: Ok...what? Danae: Lies...lies, lies, lies. Ned: Ok, I know I'm going to regret asking, but lies about what? Danae: I think one can safely say about everything......given the one big lie we've bought into puts everything we think is true in question! Ned: And the real truth being...? Danae: The earth is flat!! Ned: Ah...of course. Danae: Like, duh!
Adiraiju over 8 years ago
Only in certain midwestern states, I fear…
Bilan over 8 years ago
C’mon Danae. If the Earth is flat, how could it revolve around you?
Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago
It’s locally approximately flat. And that agrees with what her beady little eyes tell her.
Varnes over 8 years ago
Dogsniff, I’m a founding member of the Flat Moon Society……It’s spin-off from the Cubic Mars Society….
gammaguy over 8 years ago
The Earth has not gone flat. It’s still bubbly. That’s what causes volcanic eruptions.
thetraveller4 over 8 years ago
Danae, your conclusion falls flat…
Toonerific over 8 years ago
… and it’s on the back of a giant turtle and if you go the edge you used to fall off except now that they put fences up.Doesn’t everyone know that?
dadoctah over 8 years ago
Danae has fallen under the spell of rapper B.o.B.
Aaberon over 8 years ago
Cool: Lunchtime entertainment!
jdkingbear over 8 years ago
Thank God. I hate having these longs waits between Danae strips.
whiteheron over 8 years ago
But the pictures were flat.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
The Earth can be round and still flat.
pelican47 over 8 years ago
All they have to do is state that something the other side [party] promotes is bad, without any background or reasoning, and keep repeating that it is bad, and the masses will believe it without examination..So sad. The target is the other side, and they would rather take that down than do anything good for the people.
Joken' over 8 years ago
This joke left me flat
Dour Scotsman over 8 years ago
The one big lie in the US today is “God exists”……Every other 1st world country manage just fine knowing that…we should too.
Red Centipede over 8 years ago
I used to belong to the FES. To most members, and to me, the Society is a joke, a lark. I seem to recall the FES protest. I always thought it was very tongue-in-cheek.
Can't Sleep over 8 years ago
Back in the glorious days before the internet and cell phones, 90% of the stupid things people said never went further than into the ears of the people around them. (The remaining 10% were on TV or the Congressional record.)Now, any moron’s brain droppings can flash around the world at the speed of light, looking to find a home in similar weak minds.Such is the word of B.o.B. (and Donald Trump, who would Tweet his State of the Union addresses).
Linguist over 8 years ago
Danae knows that the earth is flat and all that moon landing stuff was done at s secret government film studio !One small step…indeed !
e.groves over 8 years ago
She could run for office here in Okie land. And get elected.
1953Baby over 8 years ago
Kylop: That’s one I hadn’t heard before. Good one. . .
dabugger over 8 years ago
With all the other denies; solar centricity and lunar rotation may be included. But such at status will not tide us over much.
sbwertz over 8 years ago
According to Terry Pratchett (RIP!) it is a flat disk balanced on the back for four elephants, balanced on the back of a giant turtle!
Packratjohn Premium Member over 8 years ago
I lived in Missouri, literally on the KS state line (State Line Rd., actually). Looking out across Kansas, one could be convinced of the flatitude of the planet.I know it’s an oblate spheroid, but still.
moepatches2000 over 8 years ago
I just read a book for an international business course called, “The World is Flat.” It’s more of a global economics thing than Danae-centric though. Makes me wonder where this is headed.
Vonne Anton over 8 years ago
The Earth is flat because it’s lost its fizz.
roalflow over 8 years ago
Didn’t Archimedes say something like, " The world, she is a flat, like a stale beer, but she is a round, like a pizza"?
RoboZsaZsa over 8 years ago
Not completely flat. It just needs a little air. About 14 PSI should do it.
26 over 8 years ago
Ahhhh! A Carson supporter.
pcolli over 8 years ago
Why do people still believe that Terry Pratchett conceived of the disc / elephant / turtle thing. It is definitely Hindu. I have pictures of it printed long before Pratchett started writing.
Dtroutma over 8 years ago
It’s an ovoid.
Ernest Lemmingway over 8 years ago
I’m all for heterodoxy when it serves a purpose, such as questioning the status quo. But spouting off ideas that mountains of empirical data can prove false is plain attention-grabbing, an adult’s temper tantrum. The Church of Satan and Temple of Set as hardcore atheists who inspire members to think for themselves, that I support. Groups that throw hissy fits whenever their views are proven false are only worthy of laughter.
Varnes over 8 years ago
Anishnabee people (Chippewa/Ojibwa), believe it was a Turtle that rose out of the water with mud on its back….Mackinac Island was that turtle. It is still kinda like their Mecca, a sacred place…..
danketaz Premium Member over 8 years ago
I’ve always found it kinda lumpy myself.
wherehaveallthetalentedartistsgone over 8 years ago
Since she is a cartoon – a two-dimensional character – she is indeed correct. Or she’s a democrat.
Kveldulf over 8 years ago
I had never heard of B.o.B. until I read these comments. Thanks for “enlightening” me.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 8 years ago
Yes and it was created in six days about six thousands years ago
antjen21 over 8 years ago
jumpstart