Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 29, 2016
Transcript:
Man: You will each create a work that expresses "love"-any kind of love. Get started! Man: Uh...you ok? Man: She's obviously grieving over a lost love, you oaf. Luann: Broke up with my boyfriend...kinda hitting me right now...sorry... Man: so you're available? Man: What is wrong with you?
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
I’m with the emo/goth boy in the final panel. You’re not helping, jock!
Mikeyj over 8 years ago
Luann forget him!
Ida No over 8 years ago
New poll up: How many kinds of love are there?
Can Tiffany deal with being rejected by Piro?1) 45 votes – Other2) 18 votes – No, this will make her more determined to seduce him3) 4 votes – No, this will crush her ego and she’ll become a nun4) 1 votes – No, the shock will put her into a comaOther: Yes; She is really focused on Gunther; Of course. Tiffany has always been in denial; The plan is working perfectly since Gunther noticed her….towers?; Tiffany’s type shifts the blame to the other person; She already has; She never really cared for Piro so she’ll fluff it off; No, she is too shallow to really care; No, She could careless; She shed crocodile tears; Piro? Piro who?; She wasn’t rejected,just ignored.And it’s what she wanted anyway; Yes it was all just a ploy to get gunther!; She put Piro up to this, so she was not actually rejected, that was the deal; I don’t think she cares-she only cares what Gunther thinks; yes, Gunther will comfort her; Psh. She never wanted him anyway; Yes, short attention span is a blessing; Yes, in her mind if he’s not interested in her it will be his loss not her’s; all is not as it seems; Of course, since it’s Piro’s problem; yes,will gunther look up?; right now, Tiff probably assumes that Piro is gay; Yes, it’s not the first time she’s been rejected; Nah. What She’s done is for Gunther’s benefit, NOT Piro’s; Yes, she is still in the pursuit of the Gunth; Yes: Gunther for the rebound!; Yes, then she can get it on with Gunther!; I think she already did; She’s already come up with an explanation/excuse; Sure – rationalization, sour grapes, etc.; yes. she’ll re-aim at Gunther; Yes, she’ll be fine; Too shallow to focus on it.
Mikeyj over 8 years ago
You’re too good for him… not to mention too good for those two clods! :p
Argythree over 8 years ago
Drop the class and get out of there, now
cdgar over 8 years ago
If you can’t be with the one you love, love the one you’re with. Live for the moment Luann.
Wilde Bill over 8 years ago
I knew this was going to happen. She is feeling the enormity of what she has done. And it is worse because she did it on impulse.
Namrepus over 8 years ago
The three of them look like the evolutionary chain.
Kymberleigh over 8 years ago
Jock just failed Sensitivity 101. Emo gets an A.
JimT8 over 8 years ago
Who’d have thought Goth would be so sensitive?
SactoSylvia over 8 years ago
Goth boy has some serious empathy chops! I am kinda disappointed that the strip is continuing to have Luann the same class with the same characters though… it was a stretch in high school, and a stretch too far for college.
Mikeyj over 8 years ago
He’s Emo, not goth.
Pointspread over 8 years ago
For only showing one eye Emo sees things pretty clearly.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Doesn’t look as if the NYC trip is happening soon. Spring Break is just before Memorial Day, in Pitts.
Dreamdeer over 8 years ago
Three cheers for Emo! Jock needs to go home and learn something from his dogs. (And here’s hoping that the NY trip is still on! maybe they delayed it till Summer, when they can spend more time at it.)
ironman01 over 8 years ago
With the "oaf’ there hitting on me and the alternative not much better, if I were Luann, I would be considering a fling with Pru about now.
gromit82 over 8 years ago
I realize that the character could be considered more “emo”-looking than “goth”-looking, but the nickname that Zebo gave him is Mr. Goth, not Mr. Emo:
And since he hasn’t been identified by any other name in the strip, that’s his character name for the time being.
GirlGeek Premium Member over 8 years ago
I agree with the goth…what is wrong with you, jock?
Airman over 8 years ago
“Me Tarzan – You Luann”.
kenhense over 8 years ago
If Luann rebounds to Jock – I quit reading this strip (and I would hate to do that).
Sheila Hardie over 8 years ago
I’m sure Greg will take your super important opinion into consideration as he creates his art.
imagenesis over 8 years ago
Yeah! What is wrong with you Jock? How insensitive.
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Jock is insensitive and opportunistic, but not malicious. Still Emo (I don’t recognize Zébo’s authority in denominating him “Goth”) is correct, and Jock needs to back off and allow Luann her space as the enormity of her actions gob-smacks her….
kaystari Premium Member over 8 years ago
So all three of them failed this art class last semester and are taking it over again? Tough class, the prof should use the curve to grade.
BobCu over 8 years ago
I think we might be seeing Mr. Quill again.
This is a very interesting comic strip. I read 40 comics every day but this is the 1st one I read.
Ruth Brown over 8 years ago
Luann still believes that she needs a male to have an exciting life. Time to start growing up, Luann.
jimmjonzz Premium Member over 8 years ago
Love is Art.Art is Love.God is Love.Love is blind.Stevie Wonder is blind.Therefore Stevie Wonder is Art? Love? God?
Schrodinger's Dog over 8 years ago
so:equals
OneTime59 over 8 years ago
Not so fast to criticize Jock. Could be a character to develop. If Jock were to succeed in getting a date with Luann – and she meets Jock’s dogs – might be an attraction and affection. Jock may be an oaf, but probably not an ogre (like Dirk was to Toni). Wednesday’s frames will let us know more.
And Quill is not yet finished. We have not seen an episode which shows him packing to leave Mrs. Berger’s house.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 8 years ago
fill the void
Deezlebird over 8 years ago
I still don’t understand why so many people don’t like Quill. Remember the Valentine’s Day when he set up the Skype, had her room decorated, and sent her a gift? How he stood up to Tiffany? He can’t help it that Luann’s pathologically insecure and jealous—he did everything he could to show he cared about her. And I forgive him for being excited about his chosen profession. People complain because young guys aren’t dedicated and focused and others complain when someone is. Luann could have been working side-by-side using her extraordinary set design talents. I just don’t get the Quill hate.
JohnFarson19 over 8 years ago
I hate to say it, but when I was in college, I would have been just like the “Oaf”. Sensitive, schmenitive, its just a girl on the rebound. I wouldn’t be proud of it, but college boys tend to have a one-track mind.
electricpostcard over 8 years ago
She may try him again only to find out that he moved on with someone else. Love on the rebound is always a risky thing.
31768 over 8 years ago
looks like Yank is feeling Yanked! she has gone from “Yank and Oz” to “Yank and Oaf” and “black hole” is being sensitive to Yank. hmm.
Luanaphile over 8 years ago
Jock makes a move: Yes Luann, you would dog number 4, the highest compliment I can pay a woman!
TORAD_07 over 8 years ago
Gotta love Mr. Jock. Straight and to the point! ;-PPP
Mordock999 Premium Member over 8 years ago
(A-HEM)
“That ‘ship’ has SAILED!!”“THAT ship? ‘IT’ Has Sailed!!”“SAILED that Ship HAS!!” (Yoda version)
Oh Don’t mind Me, Folks. I’m just Practicing My responses for when someone around here suggests, No, INSISTS that Luann and Q-Ball get back together.
“The freighter Quillian, loaded with much needed supplies, Has Sailed!! Right into a pack of HUNGRY U-Boats!!”
ksu71 over 8 years ago
The comic is funny. First time I’ve laughed here in ages.
JayBluE over 8 years ago
To Scmid13, AE, Mikey J, and many more:
Thank you so very much for your kindness and care!!!– @JPW & SukieC.:
Thank you both,as well, for your kindness, and for the “relief innings”, Lol!!
JayBluE over 8 years ago
“Jock-u -larity”“Two Feet In The Door”“Opportunity Has A Spare Key”“Never Not Take No For An Answer…Maybe…”“Sooner Or Later” (♫)“Aftershocks”“The Rhythm Of Love Is Gonna Getcha” (♫)“Delayed Reaction”“Break Up, Then Break Down”“The Last Suitcase”“I Said Goodbye, You Say Hello…” (♪)or“Tender Stake And Emotional Catch-Up”
JayBluE over 8 years ago
@Dog::
Heh, heh, yeah, Art=Love, but I don’t think Garfunkel=Courtney…
Mikeyj over 8 years ago
Charlie Fogwhistle over 8 years ago
Luann, from your pain will come your finest art, and it should be on topic.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 8 years ago
For Luann, “boyfriend” isn’t so much a person as it is a job. That’s why she “fired” Quill – he’s wasn’t spending enough time at it. The Emo guy appears to have nothing in his life to fill up that “black void” he imagines, so he could devote every waking hour to worshiping Luann. He’s hired!
Chrystos B Minot Premium Member over 8 years ago
Yea, hat boy has some potential. So enlighten me, Mikeyj, what is the difference between Emo and Goth? And Three Steps Over Japan, do you really expect people to read your massive post? We’re not living on a desert island with tons of free time you know! Try something different: editing! Down to the essence. Save your tome for when your memoir gets published… Hi, Greg, can we have a little three dimensionality with Mr art teacher-narcisist-annoying-fop? I know he reminds you of someone, but even clown Archie Bunker evolved.
Outsideplaying over 8 years ago
Luann is having a delayed reaction. Now let’s see what ‘art’ comes out of this. Emo is surprisingly the supportive figure, so I’d put my money on a friendship between Luann and Emo in the future. Heck, Lu is friends with everyone, she will even forgive the Jock his comment.
luann1212 over 8 years ago
Emo or goth the boy has some sensitivity and smarts. His friend is an oaf,but he is a nice oaf. Sort of a male Tiffany/Crystal vibe in a way. Although we are now just getting the idea that Tiffany may actually be turning into “nice.” Really should be interesting to see what they, particularly Luann comes up with.
ridenslide65 over 8 years ago
BORING
seismic-2 Premium Member over 8 years ago
The dog-fancier has expressed an interest in Luann before, but it was the Cyclops guy who was really tracking her relationship status, even then:-
maverick1usa over 8 years ago
Oh good grief!
kaffekup over 8 years ago
From what I hear, women are quicker to say “Next!” after a breakup than men.
ohwhatever over 8 years ago
Catch her on the rebound.
locake over 8 years ago
Going out with Jock wouldn’t be so bad for Luann. It would take her mind off Quill and she would learn new things. Jock seems like a decent person, not her soulmate but a interesting distraction.
Scoutmaster77 over 8 years ago
Oaf?
doverdan over 8 years ago
Emo is showing uncharacteristic empathy..That is odd, perhaps interesting.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Mr. Jock may not be the most sensitive guy at Luann’s school, and he may not be the brightest person we’ve seen, but he likes dogs, and maybe he has a good heart. It could be worthwhile for Luann to go out with him once or twice and see what they have in common. (Since they’re taking another course together under Mr. Zebu, apparently they both like art and have a high tolerance for abuse.)
caribulou over 8 years ago
I see them hooking Tiffany but with Gunther which I can see working out. But Bernice and Piro is just stupid.
æ² over 8 years ago
I like the interplay between these two guys — should be a good source of comedy for the strip. Gotta love Jock. I knew some guys in college that were like that. Pretty much clueless about the complexities of women; all they knew was what their eyes and hormones were telling them. There were two statuses — “Taken” or “Available.” No clue about any gray areas in between, lol.Mr. Goth does bear a tiny bit of resemblance to the red-haired Goth kid in South Park. So I guess he’s supposed to be Goth rather than Emo.I guess I’m getting old and cynical. Always had to laugh at the so-called Emo genre (or subgenre) of music. As if no other type of music can convey emotion (which is the root word that “emo” came from.) Then I listen to the music and read the lyrics and it appears to me that these emos are actually more devoid of the full range of human emotion than other people in other genres. Emotion to them, at least according to most of the lyrics, seems limited to the dark side: apathy, despair, indifference, depression, sorrow, futility of life, etc. And if you dare to break out of that mode and do something a little happy, you risk losing your emo credentials.Then there’s Screamo, which is even more ridiculous. Basically emo with, um, more screaming. More anger.Like listening to someone’s therapy session — or, at least, someone demonstrating (or, faking for the sake of the band’s popularity and profitability) a desperate need FOR therapy sessions. No thanks.(Puts on flame-retardant suit, waiting for response from emo/screamo fans….lol)
Pipe Tobacco over 8 years ago
7Let us PLEASE all hope that Luann does NOT decide to give Quill another try. It is a risk in her current emotional state. Luann… “Just say NO to Quill!!!”I think it would be delightfully fun to have either Jacque (“Jock”) or Emory (“Emo”) go out on a date or dates with Luann. I enjoy both of those characters and think that both could be further developed in some very interesting ways by Greg.
LadyJ4444 over 8 years ago
I wondered when it was going to hit her. And am I the only person who liked Quill?
kenhense over 8 years ago
@Sheila: Re: “My Super Important Opinion”. It’s only important to me. We all get to say how we feel. I recognize that Greg E. will surprise us with unexpected character twists. It’s amazing what he’s done with Tiffany recently.
Pipe Tobacco over 8 years ago
You state…. “He’s definitely keeping his eye out for her.”[big, furry-faced grin]Thanks, brdshtt! Best joke of the day!
Phatts over 8 years ago
You folks need to quit hatin’ on Mr. Jock. After all, nothing ventured, nothing gained, right? If he don’t ask, he don’t find out.And in the long run, you’re get further in life jumping in and taking your chances than sitting back waiting for “the right time,” which may well happen for somebody else, probably somebody who wasn’t “too sensitive” to ask.
Pipe Tobacco over 8 years ago
Brdshtt…. I hope you are being facetious!!!!! Married NINE times?!?!?! Argh!!! :)
Argy.Bargy2 over 8 years ago
-Married 9 times! For real?
RSH over 8 years ago
I hope there is no more dating but that Luann translates her emotions into some decent art. For all his black moods, Emo is the sensitive guy and I hope he produces more than just black sheets of paper. If it has to be black, he could make a black sculpture.
RSH over 8 years ago
I sure hope she doesn’t try to draw Quill but rather some design that is a metaphor for her emotions.
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 8 years ago
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Emo has a highly androgeous look. I was going to ask if Emo might be female but i think i recall the prof saying “Mr.” in the past. Am i right?
Argy.Bargy2 over 8 years ago
Oy. Just… oy….
Luanaphile over 8 years ago
Yes, nine times [married] for real.******************************************Wow! Maybe your mother-in-law should consider polyandry – cheaper to dump nine all at once.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Married 9 times? That’s like Trout’s mother in Agnes. Here she is a couple of weeks ago, talking about her mom’s current suitor:
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 8 years ago
NINE MOTHERS IN LAW??? Good God I’d rather be dead.
Worse, 9 fathers-in-law in that configuration. ;-)
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 8 years ago
Here is how inclined i am to think that Spring Break has not yet happened in Luanniverse: Luann, if your universe maps ours somewhat do spend some time outside Manhattan. Check out the Bronx Zoo. Go to the Brooklyn Botanical Garden then while in Brooklyn eat at the Finch.
Now, would i really leave a message for a fictional 2D character if i did not have faith that her trip was still upcoming? Errrrrrr, wait… Fictional…
RSH over 8 years ago
Regarding time and the Luanniverse, I think that the Evans’ might sometimes double back (in time) to pick up aspects of plots that might have been going on simultaneously with arcs that we got to witness. For example, when Tiffany came back into her ‘suite’ crying after failing to get a rise out of Piro and Gunther was there (last week), there was interaction between Gunther and Tiffany AFTER that event. But then we saw Piro going down the hall (earlier… slightly.. in time) towards his interactions with Bernice. That was a double back (only in minutes albeit) and you could see Tiffany in her pose talking about the blouse button that popped off that had already happened a day ago but it was a replay..as we needed to see the flip side of that event, i.e. Piro going toward Bernice. I even think that part of Tiff’s comment to Gunther about Bernice might even have been due to her seeing them in the hall together.. So Greg could be going back in time a bit (not too far since Luann had already broken up) to show some art classes……just a thought.
AtariDragon over 8 years ago
Nothing’s wrong with him at all. It’s called having a Y chromosome.
live2read over 8 years ago
Ohh. . . I used to watch “Benson.” On YouTube, I’ve watched the ABC Fall 1979 TV preview (when the show made its debut) and there was this clip in which Caroline McWilliams’s character introduced Benson to Gov. Gatling:
Marcie: This is Benson from your Cousin Jessica’s [of “Soap”] family.Governor Gatling: You mean we’re related?
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 8 years ago
With all the music references maybe Luann and Bernice will get to dance to Black Bird Hum in NYC. I think Bernice really needs to catch a Reggie Watts show in Central Park, too. Wouldn’t that give her some new perspectives? I doubt she has ever heard anything that inventive.
reedkomicks Premium Member over 8 years ago
Don’t you just love they way he says “you oaf”.
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 8 years ago
Spoiler:In the eye of the beholder
Argythree over 8 years ago
SPOILER TROIS
You guess. Is it art or is it psychosis? And can Mommy and Daddy get a refund, please?
Argythree over 8 years ago
-Ex’s and O’s
LOL!!
ct0760 over 8 years ago
why is she still in art class? Those things are one semester and done….(just draw a picture of puddles again)