Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 01, 2016

And Pig died alone.

The joke here is that Pigita actually thought that someone, somewhere, would want to marry her. Funny.

Timing is everything.

Rat’s presence in the last panel makes me think he probably put Pig up to this.

You deserved what you got, Pig. That was NOT funny.

Pigita is starting to look a lot like a blond character on the news every night.

Seems to have worked perfectly well…

I have a Wonderland approach to that. Have a very merry un-April Fool’s Day, 364 or 365 days of the year.

Maybe if she lost the Trump hair-do he would want to marry her. It’s the hair fashion choice of pigs everywhere apparently.

LOL LOL

Pigita didn’t appreciate that dumb Pig’s humor.

Thai reminds me of a cartoon about April Fool’s Day where Mickey Mouse pretends to propose to Minnie

The real strange thing is how April Fools day came from changing how the calendar year was viewed/recorded.

Pig you’re such a romantic

Are those pearls before swine she’s wearing?

@Odette Lussier—Happy birthday, Odette…and I am not, repeat NOT, fooling!

So does The Onion publish real news stories today?

To whom do we owe the honor of patenting the accordion?

Cyrill Demien, 1829, it’s his joke on us.

Hit ’em again!

Pigita: “Pig, I’m pregnant”Pig: “AGHHHHH!”Pigita: “April Fool!”xxx

Hey I had y ex boyfriend fooled into thinking he had proposed to me when I had an “engagement” ring on April Fool’s day. And at one time I had two friends who were supposed to be married today on the 1st not this year though

This one worked better than you think, Pig! Once the pain eases, you’ll realize you have saved yourself from the potential horror of life together with that terrible Pigita (ugh!))….

wHeN wIlL yOu LeArNwHeN wIlL yOu LeArNtHaT yOuR aCtIoNs HaVe CoNsEqUeNcEs

I once had someone put a plastic grasshopper on my seat. I screamed bloody murder… because I sat on it. Toys can be surprisingly pointy.