Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for December 18, 2016

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 8 years ago

    I bet Brad’ll feel uneasy with Toni calling him “darling.”

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    SF1972  about 8 years ago

    So I guess they waited. Or at least they did in Frank’s naive, naive mind.

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    Brdshtt Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Attoni the “Hon”

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    JayBluE  about 8 years ago

    Hey, Brad- better to call her “Hon”, than "Atilla"….

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    Where I’m from, if they don’t call you “Hon”, then you must’ve given them the ‘stink eye’ the day before…or they found out you put a folding chair in the parking space they just dug out from the snow…

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    Brdshtt Premium Member about 8 years ago

    My wife and I have a number of “terms of endearment”. To be honest with you, I cannot stand “Hon” or “Dear”…

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    goodgreengirl  about 8 years ago

    Lol We call each other “hon”. It just comes naturally.

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    JayBluE  about 8 years ago

    “Terms Of Endurement”

    “Hon Jury”

    “Don’t Knock A Knack For Nicknames”

    “Nom de Plummet”

    “A Gingered Alias”

    “Sap In The Family Tree”

    “Going Through Customs”

    “A Nick Knack Beats A Batty Whack, Any Day!”

    “Intimate-dation”

    “Pet Peeved”

    “Cream Of Corny”

    “Infected With Affection”

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    “All Out Of Tokens”

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    luann1212  about 8 years ago

    Nothing wrong with hun, but these two are too young and juicy for hun yet. After they have been married for about 20 years, after a couple of kids, when they are too tired to be nearly as juicy as they are when they got first married, an occasional hun should be okay. It’s a term of affection, no passion I agree. Right now passion I mean look at Toni. One the sexiest comic characters drawn in mainstream comics. Hard to beat beautiful young brides.

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    AnyFace  about 8 years ago

    Mission Cleared~!!

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  about 8 years ago

    “My beloved.”

    I call Patsy that, but the copyright expired so you can too.

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    wreck it ralph  about 8 years ago

    Just call her Toni DeGroot.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 8 years ago

    “Hon” short for “honey” as in sweetness is good and your significant other is sweet.

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    Ib12us  about 8 years ago

    Don’t worry son, you’ll ease into never knowing when you started.

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    Brdshtt Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Ah, even when Toni and Brad are married over 20 years, there is no reason the fun cannot keep going. My wife and I have been married almost 27 years, and we still make fun with some of the most mundane of actions.

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    When my wife goes shopping and returns home with the toilet paper, I always have “Nights in White Satin” by The Moody Blues playing in the background. I open the door for her, and once in, I take her into my arms, gaze lovingly into her eyes that are like limpid blue pools, and share a passionate kiss with her. I lock the door and inquire, “My love, truest of true, didst thou bring home the toilet paper?” To which she always replies, “Yes, my passionate love, it is in yon bag.” At that point, we fall as one onto the Persian rug in the foyer, being ever careful not to knock the Queen Anne hall table over on to us. I take the package of toilet paper and gently place it under her head to use as a pillow. “You’re so Charmin,” she always tells me as I am ravishing her.

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    I always look forward to when she comes home with toilet paper. Doesn’t everyone do this?

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    SactoSylvia  about 8 years ago

    I do believe Brad is pulling his father’s leg here….

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    Mikeyj  about 8 years ago

    That was CUNY… cute/funny

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    Pipe Tobacco  about 8 years ago

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    Haha! Wonderfully cute and funny! IMO the most fun and funny comic from the whole wedding arc!!!!

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    Barry1941  about 8 years ago

    He must think his son is still 12 years old.

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    Tyge  about 8 years ago

    I was waiting for this arc’s comments. Tomorrow can only be better. So here goes. We don’t know that Toni came into this relationship “like the driven snow” as they say. Remember she had an abusive boyfriend before Brad. On the other hand, nothing in previous strips provided enough innuendo to suppose either hanky or panky was in play. Besides, I’d rather have heard Nancy and Toni’s conversation in the background.

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    dlkrueger33  about 8 years ago

    How about “Schmoopie”? (“No, YOU’RE Schmoopie!!! – NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!”)

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    Darsan54 Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Seriously? Advice on “intimacy”? Brad and Toni have access to the internet.

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    Airman  about 8 years ago

    Hopefully, he will be able to call her, Toni the Tiger.

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    Mordock999 Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Frank I think Brad Knows what to do next, so why don’t You take this time to look at the Fine Young Man You helped Raise, with ADMIRATION and PRIDE?

    …..And SAVE Your “Tears” for when You get the check….,

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    tom_wright  about 8 years ago

    Nope, no questions Pop, we’ve been practicing for months.

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    Willywise52 Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Brad must be a virgin.

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    Schrodinger's Dog  about 8 years ago

    The musical version of “Scrooge” is on Turner Classic Movies tonight at 8pm E.T.

    Be sure to watch for a real treat! Great songs!!!

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    kd1sq Premium Member about 8 years ago

    I call my one “Ten Pony”

    Old Native American story.

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    cjswan232482  about 8 years ago

    Dirk is an alpha male and Toni turned Brad into one. That snow has been driven.

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    Andrew Sleeth  about 8 years ago

    “Whew! For a second there, I thought you were going to say you didn’t want to go down on her.”

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    jrankin1959  about 8 years ago

    Actually, these days it’s often women who call guys, “hon.” I would have thought you’d be calling her “Baby” or something akin to that.

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    aussiephoenix  about 8 years ago

    I thought he was going to ask about carrying her over the threshold like a piece of property.

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    Schrodinger's Dog  about 8 years ago

    My wife sometimes uses “honey”. I use “dear”.

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    montylc2001  about 8 years ago

    I can just see them the day after the first honeymoon night looking like a Klingon couple after a night of you know what…..

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    flowergirl19  about 8 years ago

    Just call her sweetie lovey baby darling. That sounds good to me.

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    3pibgorn9  about 8 years ago

    Eventually you will, Brad. It just happens. :-)

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    kenhense  about 8 years ago

    Good finale to the wedding arc. Brad & Toni look refreshed. And now Toni has a Mom.

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    Airman  about 8 years ago

    The Wedding is all over, except for the screaming and crying and moaning and groaning……………of course, Toni might feel a little discomfort, too.

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    QuietStorm27  about 8 years ago

    I’m babe or bae, he’s baby. I hardly ever use his name when speaking to him. Occasionally we use “dear” when we’re being silly. Ex…“yes, dear”

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    Sisyphos  about 8 years ago

    Nothing wrong with “hon” IMO; but, hey, whatever floats your boat, Bradley!

    Toni looks super in panel 3! I wonder what she’s thinking?

    My reading of the Brad and Toni Story is that they have probably done “it” more than once already, so Frank is being rather old-fashioned here—perhaps on purpose for his son’s sake….

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    Jim Kerner  about 8 years ago

    My wife calls me, Honey Bun. I reply, Yeeeeess? She says, It’s me. I say, Who else?

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    RSH  about 8 years ago
    I think the answer is now pretty clear. Greg said in his interview that readers are free to decide for themselves what goes on behind closed doors, but that he would never divulge that information.. in this case he has.
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    Airman  about 8 years ago

    Are we still waiting for Toni’s honeymoon surprise, or is this a wrap on the wedding arc? Less than two weeks ‘til New Year’s Eve….will Gunther spend it with Bernice (she cleaned up pretty well for the wedding), or will he get involved with Tiffany? Luann? I guess I’ll have to give up on Rosa since Greg doesn’t seem to see the same potential for her as I do. He’s the boss and he’s moved on to other seedy characters like Les, Piro, Dez, Hair, and the lovely (shudder) Viper.

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    31768  about 8 years ago

    Brad, you will gradually slide into that routine.and you won’t even know when it happened, simply put, “resistance is futile.”

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    K M  about 8 years ago

    Been calling my wife “hon” for the last 21 years or so. Was only a few months ago she told me she really appreciated that term of endearment.

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    Argythree  about 8 years ago

    SPOILER

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    A new fab four?

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    Brdshtt Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Truncated Spoiler Alert: Les is more.

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    TheDOCTOR  about 8 years ago

    With everything that went on in her Backstory, Glad to see Toni so Happy.

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    phxhocking  about 8 years ago

    “Hon” or “Honey” is fine. “My love” is better. But do NOT call me “Babe!” Now, my mom called just about everybody “Honey,” even if she didn’t know them. But then, she was old, so she could get away with it. I really hate it when people I don’t know from Adam’s sorrel horse call me by a term of endearment. It’s rude. As for Brad and Toni, those little terms of endearment will come along naturally. Before you know it, it will be “Sweet Cheeks” and “Studmuffin.”

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    howtheduck  about 8 years ago

    Calling her hon = intimacy. Oh, Brad.

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    CartoonEric  about 8 years ago

    Too late for Brad to go MGTOW. Now his balls are in Toni’s hands and she can crush them whenever she wants.

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