Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 05, 2017

Get your eyes checked if you didn’t see that coming.

So Rat wanted to catch the attention of his friend Mary who was a cannibal and had eaten his tennis partner, thus he tried to hail Mary, full of Grace.

Ms. Grace probably needs to file a complaint with Stephan for using her as a punchline.

There but for the grace of God go I.

Panel 5: Stephan telling Rat: “Don’t you ever complain about my puns from now on.”

If you can’t get Grace, just go for simple forgiveness.

pick up the powdered wig collection on your way home, pig .

And the puns just keep on coming.

He had a defective winter hand protector….A bad mitten.

Paris Goat should have known better. Rat losing with “Grace”??? Never happen!

So Grace is not amazing.

I knew what the last panel was going to be when I read the first.

I wish they showed the match.(❁´︶`❁)

There’s no “Saving Grace” from Stephan’s puns.

Was Grace under pressure?

Guess Rat was “not satisfied with Grace”.

At least Grace was graceful enough to admit she stinks.

Maybe Doubles is not your game, though, Rat. You are more the anti-social Singles type….

Especially when up against opponents: Faith and Charity

That’s OK, Grace has other assets going for her … although her face isn’t one of them. Opps! Guess I let the “O’Reilly Factor” kick in there.

Well Rat, maybe next time you can win with Hope…

If the majority of people lost with Grace then the world would be a much better place. Didn’t mean to rhyme.

All I’m saying is you win some and you lose some.

xxx

Tomorrow Rat will play a singles game, and lose Gracelessly.

Rat did better last week when he played against his German friend so staunchly that he quite wore him out. Rat was the winner, Hans down.

The Not-So-Amazing Grace!

Say good night Gracie