Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 29, 2017

Santa must be using the moonshine business to support his toys project.

Rat should know better than to take an interest in other people. (Read ’Bob’s your Uncle’ @ comic sherpa) Dave McHattie

Today’s background music: “In the Still of the Night” by The Five Satins.

Mike’s still is pretty still, but his brother Phil’s is stiller.

be still, my soul, the Lord is on thy side

Hey Pastis, you missed one, his still should be made out of steel so it would still be his still steel still.

The still may not be shaken but is it stirred?

Still up to old tricks!

What you might not realize is that this is not a nickname. Years ago, his parents, Mr and Mrs Mike, gave him the first name Moonshine when he was just a few days old. A little off the beaten path, to be sure, but at least he never had to worry about what line of work he should go into.

A glass still could break. Better use a steel still.

Probably the worst, unfunny PBS strip of all time!!! Pastis do the kind of strips that made PBS one of the best comics of all time and stop the stupid puns & word play – PLEASE!!!!!

Does Mike have a Crosby and Nash and Young for his Stills?

“Stiletto” and “stalactite” needed to be involved.

I get a catalog and one of the items is a STILL! Each time I get the catalog, they still have the still.

Poor Toon Boy, such abuse! We’re still having fun, and you’re still the one. (Orleans)

Will Bill still kill the filled still still?

Rat should be still, or perhaps distilled.

A quick search will find dozens of songs with “Still” in the title… run with it, Pastis.

His liquor-maker ain’t a mover or a shaker…

Here in east Tennessee there still are people with stills. . .

Still phunnie, tho. Snerks

Should have used dollar signs. The comic censor’s head would explode.

Pastis must be inventing these puns after some heavy indulging in moonshine

Love the puns keep them coming.

Sorry Stephan, but today’s Calvin and Hobbs’ pun beat you hands down.

Shouldn’t that still be made of a hard metal smelted from iron?

Moonshine Mike Stiller here: I still have a still still, still I make moonshine with my still still, please be still while I use my still still.

“The night was dark and still…”

“Stepton ran a still and whatever happened, the still still ran…never still! That is, the still wasn’t still…that is, the still was a still but still wasn’t…still!”

Stalag 18 in Mad #18

Back in Oklahoma, we don’t make moonshine. What we brew and distill is called “raw corn.”

Be still, my beating heart!

’Cause I still need to be beating Cartoon-Boy to a sour mash!

That’s nothing. Pastis is a pain in my &#<+@%.

I’m surprised Rat didn’t tell Pastis he was a pain in his @$$.

Still funny!!

If a still explodes, is it still called a still? Or is it a not-so-still still?