Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 27, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  over 6 years ago

    No one should call you before noon on Sunday.

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    Adiraiju  over 6 years ago

    Blackflies are unpleasant when you’re working outside.

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    ShawnJovian  over 6 years ago

    5 out of 9 actually

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 6 years ago

    looks like you’re making nice business, Pig, with a kiosk like that

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    Darsan54 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Never drink wine – any wine! – over ice cubes.

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    Little Caesar  over 6 years ago

    Don’t reach for the honey without smokin’ the hive.

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    blunebottle  over 6 years ago

    Some women shouldn’t wear Speedos, either.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Universal Truths: BAD – Mondays suck, jury summons, root canal, IRS, colonoscopies. GOOD – Getting out of jury duty, cop pulling over jerk who just cut you off, a free lap dance and universal favorite: SEX.

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    Bilan  over 6 years ago

    Ummm, do you want to explain that to slow drivers in the fast lane, the neighbors with a barking dog, the Bee Gees, printer ink companies and fat men in speedos?

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    chris_weaver  over 6 years ago

    Just don’t get into ‘less filling’ and ‘tastes great’!

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    ND Cool Z  over 6 years ago

    I agree with the people in panels 1, 3, 5, 6, and 8. Cheese and chocolate taste super awesome! In my country, there aren’t any cold winters, but I think a warm cozy bed in a cold winter day would feel nice. Disco REALLY never should’ve caught on, but I kinda wish for heavy metal to be more popular. If printer ink wasn’t so expensive, printing would be wayyyyyyyyyy easier!

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    Jabroniville Premium Member over 6 years ago

    As one of the world’s only cheese-haters, this strip makes me cry. The rest holds true, but BOO TO CHEESE!!!

    It’s especially aggravating in Canada and the US, where every single restaurant makes “cheese on it” the default, thus justifying higher prices.

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    Jeff0811  over 6 years ago

    1, depends on the cheese, some good, some not so good.

    2, Accident or merging traffic, road construction, all lanes are slow.

    3, Try using chocolate syrup as salad dressing.

    4, Agreed.

    5, Disco rocks, especially if you eat a cake that was left out in the rain.

    7, Generally a beer/wine person, not always though.

    8, Agreed

    9, No man should wear Speedos.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Man buns are not a good look.

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    F-Flash  over 6 years ago

    Newsflash for all your nervous nellies, accelerate to merge into traffic when entering the freeway. Quit hitting the brakes everytime you catch a glimpse of another car.

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    sarah413 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Sweet Caroline should no longer be played at a sporting event.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Pineapple pizza should’ve NEVER been invented

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    The TM  over 6 years ago

    We always need to keep in mind that each of us has likes and dislikes. And we need to try to tolerate the dislikes, as hard as that may be. The result can be a better family, community, country, and world.

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    Willywise52 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Agree to disagree.

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    Radish...   over 6 years ago

    Dark chocolate, please.

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    Plods with ...™  over 6 years ago

    The more #7 the better the others.

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    tripwire45  over 6 years ago

    I’m okay with all of that, but my daughter hates cheese.

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    mattro65  over 6 years ago

    It’s not quire 8:30 AM and and I’m sure many parents would agree that a rainy day with 3 active young boys is not such a good thing.

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    enigmamz  over 6 years ago

    I don’t care for cheese, I don’t like chocolate in my chili, and beer is nasty.

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    BiathlonNut  over 6 years ago

    Telemarketers should be hung, drawn and quartered.

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    Diat60  over 6 years ago

    (in a very small voice) I love disco music.

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 6 years ago

    Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

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    skipper1992  over 6 years ago

    Meh. I’m okay with (some) disco. I run road races. The Village People and “Copacabana” are on my race-day playlist to help me maintain my pace.

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    J Quest  over 6 years ago

    We hold these truths to be self-evident…

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    A_NY_Outlaw  over 6 years ago

    one thing we should all agree on, is giving thanks to our veterans for our freedoms, every day.

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    Bruce1253  over 6 years ago

    Nap more, argue less.

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    bluegirl285  over 6 years ago

    The tv show “Lucifer” should never have been cancelled.

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    newyorkslim  over 6 years ago

    It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.

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    newyorkslim  over 6 years ago

    We should have turkey more often than just on Thanksgiving.

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    aerotica69  over 6 years ago

    “Jeggings” should not be made in sizes larger than 6.

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    Lablubber   over 6 years ago

    Poker should not be a spectator sport.

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    SusieB  over 6 years ago

    Love disco! Not a fan of beer.

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    JoePaulson2  over 6 years ago

    The cheese comment might upset the lactose intolerant and/or vegans. How about “most guys shouldn’t wear shorts, at least those stupid three quarter jobs?” If you are hot — and chances are you are not — maybe.

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    TurbosDad  over 6 years ago

    Spandex is a privilege; not a right…

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    LadyPamelaJ  over 6 years ago

    Everybody loves Bohemian Rhapsody

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    DHurd  over 6 years ago

    Hey, I like disco!

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    LrdSlvrhnd  over 6 years ago

    Had me until the beer one. Ewww!

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Wow! 140 reasons (to date) why there ain’t nuthin’ everybody can agree on!

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    Asharah  over 6 years ago

    I hate cheese, don’t drink beer and loved disco.

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    sarah413 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    A couple driving related ones.

    People who don’t find it necessary to use the turn signal on their car. Our names are not Claire Voyant or Nostradamus.

    People who don’t find it necessary to turn on the car headlights when it’s pouring out. Running lights ARE NOT headlights.

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    Sisyphos  over 6 years ago

    I am not so strongly against Disco; some of what is tarred with that title was not so bad IMO. Otherwise, I like Pig’s idea and most of the citizen’s responses as well….

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    jackproarty  over 6 years ago

    I think Rat sent the beer person and the dog person.

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    Mentor397  over 6 years ago

    They should never have cancelled the TV show, Scorpion.

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    evsxrk  over 6 years ago

    Though I personally lean more towards rock, there was also plenty of great disco music. I’d have more trouble coming up with a list of country songs I love than a list of disco songs. Sure, there was plenty of lousy music too, but that’s true of every genre, especially one that becomes something of a fad. Not to mention that there was a homophobic and racist element to the whole “death to disco” thing.

    Not really a big fan of beer either.

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    micahglass3  over 6 years ago

    Bacon is amazing

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    Dippy  over 6 years ago

    I’m old enough to remember when Mac vs. PC was a raging controversy.

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    ADNERB Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Hahahahahahahahahaha!! Love this!!

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    Ignis Atramento  over 6 years ago

    The Lays bag is 754% air.

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    TidalRose82  over 6 years ago

    McDonald’s makes the best fries.

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    One Navy Seal  almost 5 years ago

    You shouldn’t have to wait 8 months for a game update

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    alantain  about 1 year ago

    Overweight people shouldn’t jump on trampolines.

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