Universal Truths: BAD – Mondays suck, jury summons, root canal, IRS, colonoscopies. GOOD – Getting out of jury duty, cop pulling over jerk who just cut you off, a free lap dance and universal favorite: SEX.
Ummm, do you want to explain that to slow drivers in the fast lane, the neighbors with a barking dog, the Bee Gees, printer ink companies and fat men in speedos?
I agree with the people in panels 1, 3, 5, 6, and 8. Cheese and chocolate taste super awesome! In my country, there aren’t any cold winters, but I think a warm cozy bed in a cold winter day would feel nice. Disco REALLY never should’ve caught on, but I kinda wish for heavy metal to be more popular. If printer ink wasn’t so expensive, printing would be wayyyyyyyyyy easier!
Newsflash for all your nervous nellies, accelerate to merge into traffic when entering the freeway. Quit hitting the brakes everytime you catch a glimpse of another car.
We always need to keep in mind that each of us has likes and dislikes. And we need to try to tolerate the dislikes, as hard as that may be. The result can be a better family, community, country, and world.
The cheese comment might upset the lactose intolerant and/or vegans. How about “most guys shouldn’t wear shorts, at least those stupid three quarter jobs?” If you are hot — and chances are you are not — maybe.
I am not so strongly against Disco; some of what is tarred with that title was not so bad IMO. Otherwise, I like Pig’s idea and most of the citizen’s responses as well….
Though I personally lean more towards rock, there was also plenty of great disco music. I’d have more trouble coming up with a list of country songs I love than a list of disco songs. Sure, there was plenty of lousy music too, but that’s true of every genre, especially one that becomes something of a fad. Not to mention that there was a homophobic and racist element to the whole “death to disco” thing.
BE THIS GUY over 6 years ago
No one should call you before noon on Sunday.
Adiraiju over 6 years ago
Blackflies are unpleasant when you’re working outside.
ShawnJovian over 6 years ago
5 out of 9 actually
Templo S.U.D. over 6 years ago
looks like you’re making nice business, Pig, with a kiosk like that
Darsan54 Premium Member over 6 years ago
Never drink wine – any wine! – over ice cubes.
Little Caesar over 6 years ago
Don’t reach for the honey without smokin’ the hive.
blunebottle over 6 years ago
Some women shouldn’t wear Speedos, either.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 6 years ago
Universal Truths: BAD – Mondays suck, jury summons, root canal, IRS, colonoscopies. GOOD – Getting out of jury duty, cop pulling over jerk who just cut you off, a free lap dance and universal favorite: SEX.
Bilan over 6 years ago
Ummm, do you want to explain that to slow drivers in the fast lane, the neighbors with a barking dog, the Bee Gees, printer ink companies and fat men in speedos?
chris_weaver over 6 years ago
Just don’t get into ‘less filling’ and ‘tastes great’!
ND Cool Z over 6 years ago
I agree with the people in panels 1, 3, 5, 6, and 8. Cheese and chocolate taste super awesome! In my country, there aren’t any cold winters, but I think a warm cozy bed in a cold winter day would feel nice. Disco REALLY never should’ve caught on, but I kinda wish for heavy metal to be more popular. If printer ink wasn’t so expensive, printing would be wayyyyyyyyyy easier!
Jabroniville Premium Member over 6 years ago
As one of the world’s only cheese-haters, this strip makes me cry. The rest holds true, but BOO TO CHEESE!!!
It’s especially aggravating in Canada and the US, where every single restaurant makes “cheese on it” the default, thus justifying higher prices.
Jeff0811 over 6 years ago
1, depends on the cheese, some good, some not so good.
2, Accident or merging traffic, road construction, all lanes are slow.
3, Try using chocolate syrup as salad dressing.
4, Agreed.
5, Disco rocks, especially if you eat a cake that was left out in the rain.
7, Generally a beer/wine person, not always though.
8, Agreed
9, No man should wear Speedos.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 6 years ago
Man buns are not a good look.
F-Flash over 6 years ago
Newsflash for all your nervous nellies, accelerate to merge into traffic when entering the freeway. Quit hitting the brakes everytime you catch a glimpse of another car.
sarah413 Premium Member over 6 years ago
Sweet Caroline should no longer be played at a sporting event.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 6 years ago
Pineapple pizza should’ve NEVER been invented
The TM over 6 years ago
We always need to keep in mind that each of us has likes and dislikes. And we need to try to tolerate the dislikes, as hard as that may be. The result can be a better family, community, country, and world.
Willywise52 Premium Member over 6 years ago
Agree to disagree.
Radish the wordsmith over 6 years ago
Dark chocolate, please.
Plods with ...™ over 6 years ago
The more #7 the better the others.
tripwire45 over 6 years ago
I’m okay with all of that, but my daughter hates cheese.
mattro65 over 6 years ago
It’s not quire 8:30 AM and and I’m sure many parents would agree that a rainy day with 3 active young boys is not such a good thing.
enigmamz over 6 years ago
I don’t care for cheese, I don’t like chocolate in my chili, and beer is nasty.
BiathlonNut over 6 years ago
Telemarketers should be hung, drawn and quartered.
Diat60 over 6 years ago
(in a very small voice) I love disco music.
Andrew Sleeth over 6 years ago
Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
skipper1992 over 6 years ago
Meh. I’m okay with (some) disco. I run road races. The Village People and “Copacabana” are on my race-day playlist to help me maintain my pace.
J Quest over 6 years ago
We hold these truths to be self-evident…
A_NY_Outlaw over 6 years ago
one thing we should all agree on, is giving thanks to our veterans for our freedoms, every day.
Bruce1253 over 6 years ago
Nap more, argue less.
bluegirl285 over 6 years ago
The tv show “Lucifer” should never have been cancelled.
newyorkslim over 6 years ago
It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.
newyorkslim over 6 years ago
We should have turkey more often than just on Thanksgiving.
aerotica69 over 6 years ago
“Jeggings” should not be made in sizes larger than 6.
Lablubber over 6 years ago
Poker should not be a spectator sport.
SusieB over 6 years ago
Love disco! Not a fan of beer.
JoePaulson2 over 6 years ago
The cheese comment might upset the lactose intolerant and/or vegans. How about “most guys shouldn’t wear shorts, at least those stupid three quarter jobs?” If you are hot — and chances are you are not — maybe.
TurbosDad over 6 years ago
Spandex is a privilege; not a right…
LadyPamelaJ over 6 years ago
Everybody loves Bohemian Rhapsody
DHurd over 6 years ago
Hey, I like disco!
LrdSlvrhnd over 6 years ago
Had me until the beer one. Ewww!
JP Steve Premium Member over 6 years ago
Wow! 140 reasons (to date) why there ain’t nuthin’ everybody can agree on!
Asharah over 6 years ago
I hate cheese, don’t drink beer and loved disco.
sarah413 Premium Member over 6 years ago
A couple driving related ones.
People who don’t find it necessary to use the turn signal on their car. Our names are not Claire Voyant or Nostradamus.
People who don’t find it necessary to turn on the car headlights when it’s pouring out. Running lights ARE NOT headlights.
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
I am not so strongly against Disco; some of what is tarred with that title was not so bad IMO. Otherwise, I like Pig’s idea and most of the citizen’s responses as well….
jackproarty over 6 years ago
I think Rat sent the beer person and the dog person.
Mentor397 over 6 years ago
They should never have cancelled the TV show, Scorpion.
evsxrk over 6 years ago
Though I personally lean more towards rock, there was also plenty of great disco music. I’d have more trouble coming up with a list of country songs I love than a list of disco songs. Sure, there was plenty of lousy music too, but that’s true of every genre, especially one that becomes something of a fad. Not to mention that there was a homophobic and racist element to the whole “death to disco” thing.
Not really a big fan of beer either.
micahglass3 over 6 years ago
Bacon is amazing
Dippy over 6 years ago
I’m old enough to remember when Mac vs. PC was a raging controversy.
ADNERB Premium Member over 6 years ago
Hahahahahahahahahaha!! Love this!!
Ignis Atramento over 6 years ago
The Lays bag is 754% air.
TidalRose82 over 6 years ago
McDonald’s makes the best fries.
One Navy Seal almost 5 years ago
You shouldn’t have to wait 8 months for a game update
alantain 12 months ago
Overweight people shouldn’t jump on trampolines.