Frazz by Jef Mallett for July 13, 2018

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Which one will be the straw that breaks the camel’s back?

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    Bilan  over 6 years ago

    My two cents is that restaurants should not give people straws automatically; they should just make them available. Most people don’t even use them.

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    BillSlach  over 6 years ago

    Our recycler doesn’t take straws. I never use one even when the server brings one; typically I see them adding it to the trash.

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    asrialfeeple  over 6 years ago

    It’s going to be a “while” before they have the last straw. Fastfood joints seems to use them en masse. Have no use for them myself.

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    wrloftis  over 6 years ago

    In the ‘70s we stopped using plastic straws because we were killing too many trees. I don’t use straws because I can drink stuff without them; like an adult.

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    dlkrueger33  over 6 years ago

    I’m glad they are moving toward paper straws….it’s still nice to have a straw but there is no reason they have to be plastic. The two times we ate out this week, we left the straws wrapped, on the table and just picked up the glass. Trying to do our part….

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    dwane.scoty1  over 6 years ago

    Sippy Cups are the answer!

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    Pedmar Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Straws do have a useful purpose. One is that cold beverages usually have ice in them, and the ice hitting my teeth can sometimes be painful. Another is that, if you’re drinking from a cup with a lid on it, like at the movies or in your car, the straw comes in very handy.

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Delis hand you a straw with a bottle of soda that’s taller than the straw, so it isn’t even practical to use.

    Does it really average out to more than one a day for every human being? That doesn’t seem to make sense.

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    jazzman831 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Yeah, straws became a pet issue like a month ago so any heathen who uses them still could only be doing it because they are lazy eyeroll. Clearly Jef doesn’t have a mustache.

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    cervelo  over 6 years ago

    Don’t know if Jef did the math in his head (doubt it with the Imperial system) but I get 15782 miles when I do the calculation.

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    cervelo  over 6 years ago

    15783 miles if you round off properly…

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    sandpiper  over 6 years ago

    Multiple daily straw users also include small children and adults in restaurants, hospital and home bound patients, medical labs, movies goers, people who eat in parks or offices, and many others. So while that daily waste figure might seem high, it is not impossible.

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    maxiesmom2 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    While I don’t use a straw a day, sometimes only a couple a week(or less) but I DO use them when in restaurants. It is just a clean thing with me, it creeps me out to not use one. My own house, yes, I can drink from a glass like a big girl. When push comes to shove I’ll be one of those people carrying my own metal straw in my purse.

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    3cranes Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I remember using paper straws. They would collapse after a few minutes and forget about the X type cup lids. There are times when straws are a must! I remember not being steady enough after surgery to drink from a cup without one.

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    e.groves  over 6 years ago

    How did they get a half a billion straws?

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    Uncle Bob  over 6 years ago

    The kicker is very few fast food restaurants try to recycle their plastics. Those that do soon find their recycle bins filled with wrappers, soda cups and other restaurant trash…

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    SkyFisher  over 6 years ago

    Starbuck’s solution to replace the straws with drink-through lids backfired! The new lids contain more plastic than the old lid-straw combination.

    https://www.dailywire.com/news/32992/starbucks-solution-replace-plastic-straws-hank-berrien

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Tell that to the quadriplegic

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    mourdac Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Seattle recently banned plastic straws and I believe other cities are looking at doing the same. The solution is easy, just don’t use one.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 6 years ago

    for what it’s worth???

    https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/jul/12/plastic-straw-bans-wont-save-oceans-alarm-disabled/

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    lars_doyle  over 6 years ago

    Actually it would be 15,782.828 miles.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I’ve never been served a straw with a beer. Drink more beer.

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    imbeachlover45  over 6 years ago

    I believe this is referring to the issue Michigan is having with littered beaches. The food/drink litter left on the beach instead of in the available trash cans was ridiculous over the recent holiday. https://www.cleanwateraction.org/2017/05/24/just-say-no-straws

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    ellis1138  over 6 years ago

    Plastic bendy straws were invented to help the disabled drink liquid. While I agree that people who don’t need straws, or who can use an alternative, should do so, banning something that some people need to live is cruel. Just have non-disabled people cut down on usage.

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    Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 6 years ago

    The reality for me, is I happen to like drinking from a straw. I tend to find Caulfield’s statement rather imbecilic and rude. Just because he does not like straws (or perhaps more likely he is the alter-ego for Jef, who does not like straws), does not mean he should denigrate others who happen to like to use them. Unfortunately, the rather harsh tone of Caulfield today happens quite (too) often for his character.

    Now, the use of plastics in straws is a problem. But, there are solutions that allow folks who like straws to use them. Many were mentioned already…. the metal straw, the paper straw. But, the one that I think will win out and hopefully be widely adopted is the biodegradable, "plant-based "plastic"" straw. These types of straws, when designed well, will biodegrade after use in a matter of a week or two.

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    GaryCooper  over 6 years ago

    Plastic straws are a big problem in coastal areas. They get in the water and on the beach, animals eat them, and the plastic clogs up their guts. There’s a very simple solution, which is going back to paper straws (I was probably at least eight years old before I saw a plastic straw). The paper straws degrade very quickly in the water or on the beach, so they aren’t much of a problem. There are also natural alternatives (hollow plant stems) for those who want them.

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    Russell Madden Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Fake statistic, based on “research” a guy did when he was NINE years old. Never confirmed. Just accepted because it fits the eco “narrative.”

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    Russell Madden Premium Member over 6 years ago

    No. Sorry. https://reason.com/blog/2018/07/12/starbucks-straw-ban-will-see-the-company?utm_medium=email

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    snuster1  over 6 years ago

    l have no hands so straws are a must

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    Russell Madden Premium Member over 6 years ago

    More facts, not emotion: https://cei.org/blog/five-reasons-banning-plastics-may-harm-environment-and-consumers

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    Robert Miller Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I didn’t see any comments regarding health codes…as a worker at a restaurant, we must use a cup with a lid and a straw to drink with. Otherwise, saliva can run down the cup or glass, and contaminate your hands. How are the states that are outlawing straws contending with this? Just curious…

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    ckeller  over 6 years ago

    I use straws a lot, and it has nothing to do with laziness. If you like cold drinks with ice, straws are a must, because drinking the regular way means you get a face full of ice and your drink spilled on your lap. Additionally, if you get covered cups (e.g., for use while driving), a straw is the best way to access the drink without exposing it to spillage.

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    Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I bought some metal straws from Amazon a few years ago. They came with a pipe cleaner so you can thoroughly wash them out after every use. I drink my iced coffee with a straw to help prevent staining my teeth too badly. Also, it’s less messy using a straw especially since I usually drink my coffee or soda while working on my laptop. Open containers and laptops have never been a good combo for me.

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    Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 6 years ago

    The real solution, I believe, all around is that the biodegradable, plant-based “plastics” are needed for ALL sorts of food handling applications to decrease the heavy use on petroleum based plastics. The extreme persistence of petroleum based plastics in all their renditions is the BIG problem for a whole helluva lot of the pollution we face. Technology in the manufacture and production of plant-based “plastics” that are readily biodegradable is now sufficient to replace virtually all short-term, food based container uses now housed in petrochemical based plastic. Longer term storage (aka months) in this form of biodegradable plastics… that is still something we are not quite able to do yet.

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    mklange Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Oh good grief! This is what people have to worry about?

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    gammaguy  over 6 years ago

    I find a drink far more satisfying in moderate-sized “gulps” from a cup or glass than sipping through a straw or even directly from a bottle or can. I don’t always carry a cup or glass with me, but I haven’t used a straw in decades.

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