Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 05, 2018

Expansion of the Wizard Wide Web

Ask Henry to breathe on them, Blanch!

She’s an environmentalist. She could have called the bug guy

They are just trying to get a leg up in the world.

That is an unrecognizable view of Wiz’s face. Does he really have a big schnozz?

How I wish that would be all it takes to solve my problem.

Oh NO!! the babies are hungry, Gertrude is doomed, doomed I tell you.

Spider note: Many spider types start life out after they hatch by “stinging” mom and then eating her. She is the nearest source of protein.

Ick!!

Just call an exterminator…not a travel agency.

I killed a spider with an egg sack once. What looked like hundreds of babies ran in every direction.

Poor little orphans.

This is why I can’t read Charlotte’s Web anymore.

Just be glad it’s Gertrude and not Shelob

Shouldn’t Blanche be calling the Carriage-Away Travel Agency?

Raid!