Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 16, 2018

…O the girls all get prettier at closing time…

Reminds me of a joke….

The more I drink, the better you sound at karaoke.

very good today. Bung knows what it takes to find happiness

It’s like Willie Nelson said, "I’ve never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but I’ve sure woken up with a few.

I put a spell on youAnd now you’re mine!Wait til he wakes up in the morning.

Works in reverse for me. I sing, then I drink, then I realize those pretty girls really do like my singing.

They might get subjectively prettier, but they don’t get objectively more gullible.

Drunkaraoke. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Yo, Parker & Heart, Frank Cho beat you to this gag 14 years ago: https://www.gocomics.com/libertymeadows/2004/09/08

We used to call it “beer goggles.”

It’s an old joke and works both ways. Unfortunately, the amount girls would have had to drink to find me attractive enough would have rendered them unconscious.

He’d be singing a different tune if that was Love Potion Number Nine!

Beer goggles.

To bed with a 10, wake up with a 2.

♫You’ve lost that lovin’ feelin’…♪♫♪

Jimmy Buffett’s “Too Drunk to Karaoke”.

Witches Be Loco!