Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 07, 2019

If they really wanted beer, they would already be diving to bring it to the surface.

Who’s going to see that from the air? Air travel hasn’t been invented yet!

My father was that way about his cigarettes.

Broom Hilda on her broom?

It’s an unbeerable thing!

Now have a stout heart and don’t be bitter about it and a rescue will come about sometime before the next strip gets published.

If they want an alcoholic drink, they’re going to have to go to the local dive.

That’s Rod. Poor planning as always

must have sunk close to shore…how else could they have survived swimming to shore in their armor?

Tough Schlitz guys!

Summon the Wizard……sillies

Yeah, I GET it guys! Today (April 7) is NATIONAL BEER DAY!!

@dv1093 It’s also national “no housework day”. Beer and no housework – And I didn’t just make it up. Google or Duck it!

Have. . .most. . . of the necessities of life.

Groo was aboard?

A King on a neighboring island, saw the boat go down. Sent a group of girls to sell the boys beer. Thus is the fabled beginning of Spring Break and a good time was had by all.

It looks like they only swam 5 feet. It wouldn’t take much to get the beer.

The ship sank about 12 feet from shore. How deep can it be? Dive for the beer.

Nooooooooooooooo

Vacation is exile when what you want to do most is back where you work.

Yea national beer day!!.

Rum, anyone?

should be mead, not beer

If the professor was there he’d build a brew kettle out of a palm tree trunk and figure out a way to turn coconut milk into beer!

The beer went down with the ship??? Major tragedy!

So go get the beer! It’s like, what, five feet from shore?!

I’d set up a team ASAP to dive down to the ship and retrieve the beer!

I fully expect to see several crew members swimming down to rescue the beer.