Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 28, 2019

Hannity’s secret daughter?

Trump’s evil spawn?

Danae is emulating KellyAnne again.

Okay – cut to the chase, does Danae’s daily opinion show (on some TV channel) post to youtube as well?

Well, it’s better than a zombie stampede.

Those aren’t Mexican monkeys, are they?

“I’m a member of the reality based community.” Sadder words were never spoken!

Sounds like Danae must work for CBS.

Broadcaster mantra: always pander to the lowest common denominator – fear of the other

It’s not that I don’t believe in the monkey stampede; I just don’t think it’s going to end the earth in 12 years.

Just finished re-watching 3rd Rock from the Sun, one of the last episodes Liam (John Cleese) wants to devolve humans & make earth a theme park “Monkey World”.

Might be an improvement.

In which case a “monkey stampede” would be all the visitors come to be entertained by us.

I was going to list all the warnings of impending doom we have heard from the media in the last 40-50 years that haven’t come to pass but decided it would be a worthless task. Danae will make a great journalist.

For a split second, I read “climate crisis” in panel two, and thought today’s comic strip would go in a completely different direction.

She’s all the WH staff rolled into one! Think of the money that tax payers would save (and I’d rather see one person’s tax returns a hell of a lot more than his birth certificate to see where the real lies are coming from). She’s a heck of a deal instead of the raw deal we’re getting now.

Danae has a GREAT FUTURE ahead of her as either a Staff member at FAUX Noise, or as a Republican Presidential Advisor!

I expected the Leftist Lampooning of Conservative Media, and they did not disappoint. As usual, their own bias is exempt.

Why didn’t anyone notice the correlation between the failed Mueller Investigation and the House’s unwavering dead-horse-flogging of it?

lol!

Zombies can stampede?

More chance of a monkey stampede, at least they exist.

The White House still doesn’t have a press secretary.

Isn’t she supposed to be charging 5¢?

how many different types of stampedes did Wiley run through his mind before coming up with Monkey. Somewhere someone would be offended by which ever noun he chose.

Little Orange Head is about to get a lesson in applied Physics…..POW!

WhenI saw Danae’s face surrounded by the halo of light, I said, “Uh-oh.”

Nothing improves a Sunday, like a quote from some dead guy. “Democracy is four wolves and a lamb, voting on what to have for lunch.”Ambrose Bierce

Hordes of sexually ambitious iguanas are even more terrifying.

The Calgary Stampede?

Danae enjoyed her new job at CNN, but, sadly, no one watched.

The Smothers Brothers used to do that. Dickie would say something negative about Tommy and Tommy would say “Thank you very much!”, to which Dickie would reply “That was not a compliment!”

Did Jeffrey truly hope it was real? Did you?

And, of course, in the next panel he was overrun and run over by monkeys.

I’d like to clarify please. Monkeys do not stampede, they charge. Horses, cattle, elephants and wildebeests stampede. Pax Vobiscum.

Danae’s expressions in each panel are beautifully done, no matter what slant you wish to put on theme.

This thing we have been mistakenly calling “Social Media” is really “Danea.” That explains so much but leaves the question of what she will do with all the money once she extracts it from Farcebook and all the others.

In 2015 I did experiments on left and right blog sites posting “facts” that 1) were ridiculous to the extreme and couldn’t possibly be true, and 2) could be easily disproved. Although it appeared a number of posters on both sides believed they were true, only the right side reposted them as verified facts – and the wilder my lie the more it was reposted. This was so disconcerting I discontinued the experiment in less than a week.

And a thousand times better than a monkey zombie stampede.

Faux Nooze has already Stolen this idea.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/asteroid-just-misses-earth-city-killer-asteroid-2019-ok-came-closer-to-the-earth-than-moon/

“City killer” asteroid just missed Earth – and scientists had no idea

Updated on: July 27, 2019 / 11:19 AM / CBS News

Need to beat feet Jeffrey while you can…

Who needs fake fear stories when the real thing is staring us in the face. One day it shall not miss us. And we will find out after the fact. Scanning just 1% of the sky at any one time is the cause. That and no planetary defenses against it. ZERO

I do believe those two are fated to marry. Though probably not for very long.

So apropo.