Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for December 19, 2019

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    Susanna Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Have the robber mice moved on from pies to cookies? Maybe Goldie can solve this mystery.

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    GreasyOldTam  almost 5 years ago

    Where are those robber mice? After the Thanksgiving pie, and now Christmas cookies, they’ll be too fat to get through their holes.

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    Le'letha Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    This looks like a job for Goldie!

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    Jungle Empress  almost 5 years ago

    Yes, Elvis, beards are important. Though I’m sure I’m not thinking of the same kind of beards that you are.

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    DennisinSeattle  almost 5 years ago

    Elvis can lick the beards off my mussels anytime. I will happily share the finished dish.

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    skipper1992  almost 5 years ago
    My mother had to make those cookies with a Hershey kiss in the center. My brother would routinely make the Hershey kiss disappear.

    OT: hoping to have the van replaced this weekend. In the meantime, my new favorite app on my phone is Uber … who will take me to my followup appointment with the “we fix guys who hit their head hard enough to tell paramedics they’re late for the Red Sox team bus during the MLB offseason” doctor in the morning.

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    WelshRat Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Hmmm… Four Cats in the House, two Kids, one Man (it’d ‘never’ be the Woman). Leaving out the Robber Mice, who could have done it? Elvis is too indignant here to have done it but is Lupin using the old ‘I called the police in so it can’t have been me’ routine?

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    catmom1360  almost 5 years ago

    I don’t want cats licking cookies no matter how much I love them (the cats).

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    catmom1360  almost 5 years ago

    I’m sure glad Go Comics is back. I didn’t know what to do with myself at 10:30pm.

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    ConnieEmbury1  almost 5 years ago

    Maybe the lady hid them so he cannot lick the icing off

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    Robin Harwood  almost 5 years ago

    The cookies are … well, you know.

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    Robin Harwood  almost 5 years ago

    In Britain is is customary to leave out a couple of mince pies and glass of sherry for Father Christmas. That he can continue his duties after reaching Land’s End shows that he has some unusual supernatural abilities.

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    Robin Harwood  almost 5 years ago

    SunflowerGirl100, I hunted this up yesterday, but the breakdown of GoComics made me decide to leave it to today.

    https://satwcomic.com/christmas-kitten

    Just to confirm the weirdness of Icelanders:

    https://satwcomic.com/sleepover-at-iceland-shttps://satwcomic.com/icelandic-cookbook.

    They do take their trolls, demons, etc. seriously. When planning roads, buildings, etc., they make sure they don’t disturb places where the hidden folk are known to dwell.

    For a tourist brochure, President Vigdís Finnbogadóttir (who claimed descent from an Irish Princess) wrote a little piece that began, “Everyone knows that the Elves live in the stones…”

    This is probably the most interesting, honest, and worthwhile thing any politician has ever written.

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    David 42  almost 5 years ago

    Did anyone look under the dome?

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    shirins Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    OT: Home! not under the dome!

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    andycat Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Was it the Robber Mice, or was this the night of their book club?

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    Nuliajuk  almost 5 years ago

    Hmmm… could it be that the cookies are hidden to protect the beards and prevent them from being licked off?

    Naw. That can’t be it.

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    asrialfeeple  almost 5 years ago

    My dear Elvis, has it entered your head that your people might’ve hidden the cookies because they DON’T appreciate your little special tradition and DON’T want the beards licked off?

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    cat19632001  almost 5 years ago

    Puck, Puck, Puck … let’s not get sidelined from what’s really important here.

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    That’s what you think, Yellowbeard!

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    Trespassers W  almost 5 years ago

    If only there was a crime-solving cat detective somewhere in the house!

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    ladykat  almost 5 years ago

    This is why I never bake cookies that need a frosting; I may acquire an Elvis.

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    Fred  almost 5 years ago

    no more sugar for you…

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    I AM CARTOON LADY!  almost 5 years ago

    Yay! Goldie gets a real mystery to solve!

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    Miss Mina  almost 5 years ago

    A mystery! Almost as dire as the case of the missing ham*! Who could possibly solve it?

    *One of my favorite strips ever.

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    Cassia  almost 5 years ago

    Undercover Goldie? Or did SHE take the cookies? lol

    https://twitter.com/SlenderSherbet/status/1184908405443584011

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    just another cat lover  almost 5 years ago

    This is a great example of different traditions. The Robber Mice steal their Christmas, and Elvis licks the cookies.

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    scyphi26  almost 5 years ago

    Santa Beards are a part of this complete breakfast…

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    Michael G.  almost 5 years ago

    Elvis is throwing yet another hairy fit!

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    Code the Enforcer  almost 5 years ago

    “Who will lick off all the Santa beards?!”

    Enquiring Tongues Want to Know!

    Elvis: “Like ME !!! … (and my tongue)!”

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    Code the Enforcer  almost 5 years ago

    Hmmm … Remember all those cake trays and domes from just yesterday?! …

    Think of the old Superfriends cartoon from times ago, on Saturday mornings! Now – in my best Ted Knight voice, I say:

    "Meanwhile … Back at the Dome of Justice!! The cookies are kept safe! … For NOW! … … " :)

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    Kitty Katz  almost 5 years ago

    Where Are You Christmas?

    Where are you, cookies?

    With beards like Santa,

    How can I lick them off

    If they’re gone?

    …….

    I saw Natasha,

    Did the mice take them?

    Does that mean

    They’re all gone now?

    …….

    Where are you Santa?

    Do you remember,

    The cookies that almost

    Resembled you?

    I was the pirate, and ballerina

    Now I must be dignified, too!

    …….

    Christmas is here,

    Cookies are there

    If we all care, oh

    If there is love in your heart and your tummy

    You don’t need cookies all the time!

    …….

    I feel you Christmas,

    With all the Orb Friends

    You never fade away,

    We don’t need cookies,

    It’s nice to have them

    But we still fill our hearts with love!

    …….

    Where are you cookies?

    Don’t know, but still feel the love!

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      almost 5 years ago

    I completely agree with Elvis. Traditions do matter.

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    To send a card for your cats, see today’s Free Range comic!

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    Code the Enforcer  almost 5 years ago

    I keep thinking that Elvis could be like Topol from Fiddler on the Roof ! … And he would be proudly singing, … “TRADITION !!” :)

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    BillJackson2  almost 5 years ago

    As I remarked above, maybe we can see Goldie do a Big Pink House version of The Daughter of Time

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    BillJackson2  almost 5 years ago

    OT: Picture…

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    Cassia  almost 5 years ago

    OT: a little Christmas cheer. Have you seen this video of a parrot from the MSN site? She’s in a holly jolly mood. If you watch it, be sure to watch ‘til the end (it’s short, but I watched it 3 times already):

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/animals/smart-parrot-commands-voice-assistant-device-to-switch-on-christmas-lights/vi-BBY7St7?

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I’m glad Elvis can’t see me. :D

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    scaeva Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Last night it was very cold, again. Since I wasn’t sure MrrrCavity was using the palatial shelter I made for him, I took a foot-heating pad from the basement and set it up on the front porch with an old towel over it. This morning, when I came downstairs, he was sprawled out on it, blissfully asleep. Very heartwarming. I’m becoming very fond of “Little Squeak,” as I’ve started to call him. (Very high pitched meow.)

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    tatempleman  almost 5 years ago

    Time to call in special investigative reporter Goldie!

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    cosburn  almost 5 years ago

    We once had an orange and white boy named Bootsie, who got on the table and ate half the filling out of a pumpkin pie! If it made him sick we never saw it (he preferred his private matters out of doors), and he lived many years after that!

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    willie_mctell  almost 5 years ago

    Elvis is selfless to a fault.

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    knight1192a  almost 5 years ago

    Ok, someone check Alice, Agnes, Violet, and Natasha. They are the usual suspects. Although the vile raccoons have been introduced, better keep an eye on them.

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