Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 06, 2020

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    B UTTONS  almost 5 years ago

    Hey Huns, forget about finding a key, those IDiots left the side door wide open and unguarded!

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    Bryan Farht  almost 5 years ago

    Since Kings were mandated by God, that dictatorial bastard can expect instant help.

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    rshive  almost 5 years ago

    The Huns knew that they wouldn’t be welcomed guests. So they came prepared.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 5 years ago

    The Almighty: “Fat chance, Fink!”

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    Chithing Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Aw, that’s the first place everyone looks!

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    Too late! Found it!

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    MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT  almost 5 years ago
    A neighbour of mine did this. We didn’t realise until he got robbed when he was away a few years back. We were away at the time too (it was Christmas). They took everything. It was sad but hardly surprising. Then he wondered why the insurance company wouldn’t pay up.
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    MayCauseBurns  almost 5 years ago

    Why wouldn’t the insurance co. pay up? Theft is theft.

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    jagedlo  almost 5 years ago

    You would have figured someone would have removed the key from under the mat the moment the first enemy soldier was spotted!

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Wise up Fink. Everyone knows hiding the key under the mat is so passe. You hide it under a rock now!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I’m not exactly sure who to cheer for here. The Vikings or the ID’iots. Actually, a pox on both their houses.

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    flagmichael  almost 5 years ago

    “I know I’m not a praying man, but if you’re up there, save me, Superman!” – Homer Simpson

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    ekke  almost 5 years ago

    They have metal sheds in ID?

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 5 years ago

    “…it seemed like a good idea at the time, but now I am having second thoughts…or at least some thought.”

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