The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 19, 2020

Love the name of the shop.

I don’t know how successful this store will be. Someone might have to throw them a Lifesaver.

I’d like some canned pineapple, please.

I’ll take the hole lot.

Holey Moley!!!

Holes were shot in the Cheerios, Fruit Loops, and Apple Jacks. Police said it sounded like the work of a Cereal Killer.

My oh my they all look so W-hole-some!

Good for the Hole family.

Not what I thought ‘Holistic’ meant.

where’s da cannelloni…?

Does macaroni count, or do the holes have to be wider than they are deep?

This isn’t the hole story, though.

Where are the Spaghettios?

Good diet food, if you stick to just eating the holes!

“Got no lox for dem bagels, how about mackeral?”

Holey, but not righteous.

At last, truth in advertising (well at least in naming).

Do they carry doughnut holes, or do they consider them mislabeled?

 

How about hole milk, or hole chickens?

OK, I didn’t think so.

I just thought they might fill the hole in their marketing.

And he drove there in his old Ford Torus!

….and the Cheerios are really just donut seeds…plant’em and harvest your own totally holistic and organic donuts…about three weeks…like radishes.

This must be pre-pandemic. Local grocers in my neck of the woods stopped selling baked goods by the piece weeks ago.

[Sad trombone sound]

Funny!

As you amble on through life brother,

Whatever be your goal,

Keep your eye upon the donut,

And not upon the hole.

- A poster sold to donut shops throughout the U.S.

I refer to it as the Food Hole…

When you shop there, all your money goes down the rabbit hole.

TP rolls available next door at “Holy S#&T”.

Don’t forget the Lifesavers

Not only is the ’toon a keeper, so are 80% of the comments.

Ironically, they all end up exiting a hole.

All the ingredients for a good holesome meal.

Is this in Oconomowoc, WI or Oronoco, MN?

Not a good store for someone with trypophobia.

Froot Loops.

Ironically, no “donut holes.”

You know…now that I think about it, almost everything with a hole in it is delicious! Don’t forget about onion rings and fried calamari rings!

Hole foods. Where are the slices of pineapple with the hole in the middle?!