Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 02, 2020

Reminds me a little of the movie Yellowbeard. Should have been great but was merely tolerable. Tommy Chong played a very religious ruler who had a staff member whose job it was to design horrific new torture devices so as to help speed people along to their heavenly reward. This was a small sub-plot. It was mostly sort of a pirate movie.

Keeping up with the times, new and improved tortures!! Oh joy!!

Tortures still available with takeout and curbside service only.

We try our best.

We will rack our brains and stretch to make you uncomfortable.

If the project takes as long as other jobs, the dungeon should reopen for business sometime in 2023…

They can start with those chairs from doctors’ waiting rooms

Yeah. Betcha that’s the last time money takes president over MayDay.

I’m sure the wait will be torturous!

Truth in advertising – actual this time

there should be a sign out front reminding people to wear hard hats “for your safety”

Need to hang that sign up at the IRS.

I wonder, even in the olden times, how one got the job as the torturer? I mean really, what goes into the CV for that? Who ‘recommends’ you for that sort of thing? …sheesh!

Booo!

“Our top priority is your pain and suffering.”

Where’s Turnkey? That’s not him! Turnkey would never torture The Spook! Did the trump fire him?

So with the door boarded up, I take it the construction crew are stuck in the torture chamber until they are finished, both literally and metaphorically.

Awesome!

Yeah, future discomfort. Not to be mixed with the present situation!

It’s probably going to take quite a while to get that reconstruction permit approved…

I’m racking my brains to come up with a good comment…

The dang virus has everything shut down!