Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 06, 2020

Know your audience…

If you can’t measure up, adjust your standards.

I see that this doctor has a skeleton in the closet that he doesn’t want the king to see it.

Toe bone connected to the foot bone.Foot bone connected to the heel bone.Heel bone connected to the ankle bone.Ankle bone connected to the shin bone.Shin bone connected to the knee bone.Knee bone connected to the thigh bone.Thigh bone connected to the hip bone.Hip bone connected to the back bone.Back bone connected to the shoulder bone.Shoulder bone connected to the neck bone.Neck bone connected to the head bone.Now hear the word of the Lord.

Chorus:

Dem bones, dem bones gonna walk around.Dem bones, dem bones gonna walk around.Dem bones, dem bones gonna walk around.Now hear the word of the Lord.

Smooth doc; really smooth!

Nice skeleton, Doc…although you need a bigger head to match the Fink’s!

Wait…you mean, the King of ID is sensitive about his height? I hadn’t noticed…

Complete medical proof, the “King of Id” was really a Hobbit!

Accommodating the fink….Make no bones about that! Hmmmm, short ribs….

Good idea Doc. Know you audience.

That looks like the pediatric version!

You don’t have to be little to belittle.

In other kingdoms, it’s the DOCTOR that goes to the KING’s residence! Why does the Fink put up with this?

C’mon, we’re all thinking: where did he get that skeleton?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist between gigs.

yeah right and screaming the N word is just a commentary on racism.

Did Calvin’s parents finally have enough? (Keep the tiger; Ditch the kid!)